The Phantom Ganon Puzzle
After walking for quite some time, Link found himself in a dark room with a few candles, some water, and much to his surprise, the King of Red Lions.
"GAH! What are YOU doing here?" Link yelped.
"Sitting. What's it look like?" the King replied.
"Why the hell are you here?"
"Um...no reason..." the boat said innocently.
Link gave him a wary look. Then there was a long, awkward moment of silence between the two comrads.
"You should probably go down there," the King said, nodding to a hole in the floor.
Link stared at it.
"You mean, you want me to go down a mysterious, dark hole, containing who knows what?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"I won't do it!" our hero said stubbornly, crossing his arms.
The King of Red Lions' eyes glowed red, 'causing Link to scream and jump into the hole.
Link fell into a dark room with 4 doors leading out of it. Before he could really take in all his surroundings, Phantom Ganon appeared.
"You may have tricked me with that whole Lucky Charms Leperchaun thing before, but I will NOT fall for something so stupid ever again! PREPARE TO DIIIIEEEEE!" the phantom cried as he lifted his huge, shadow sword in the air.
"WAIT!" Link yelled.
The enemy lowered his weapon.
"What?" he asked.
"So, you're saying that you won't fall for a Lucky Charms Leperchaun thing again?"
"That's right. I'm just gonna kill you."
"But would you fall for a Lucky Charms Leperchaun wearing a leather tube top and mini-skirt thing?"
"Eh...what?"
Link pulled the Lucky Charms Leperchaun out of his ass, except this time, the leperchaun was wearing a black leather tube top and matching mini-skirt.
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME LUCKY CHARMS!" the leperchaun shouted as it ran away.
"WAIT!" Phantom Ganon cried as he dropped his sword and flew after the leperchaun.
Link stared at the weapon on the ground. The point of its blade was pointing straight at him, while the hilt was pointed at the door across the room. Our hero shrugged and entered the room that door lead to.
Another Phantom Ganon appeared. Link gasped.
"I thought I got rid of you!"
"That was a different Phantom Ganon! A stupider one, to be exact!" the phantom said.
"Is 'stupider' even a word?" Link asked.
"Um...I don't know... BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! PREPARE TO DIIIIEEEEE!" the creature yelled as he created a ball of black energy and pelted it at Link.
Link screamed and deflected the blow with his Master Sword. The ball bounced back to Phantom Ganon, who bounced it back to Link, who bounced it back to the phantom, who bounced it back to Link. Link bounced it back at Phantom Ganon once more. The enemy got hit, and his own ball stunned him. Link hit him with the Master Sword, and he died.
This phantom had a shadow sword like the one before it. The weapon clattered to the ground. Its hilt pointed northeast, so Link went through the door in that direction.
Yet ANOTHER Phantom Ganon appeared.
"PREPARE TO DIIIIEEEEE!" it shouted as it used its sword to hit a dark energy ball at Link.
Link hit the ball back to Phantom Ganon with the Master Sword. The two fighters volleyed for a while, until finally, the phantom got hit and fell to the ground. Link slashed him with his sword, and the fiend died. Phantom Ganon's sword clattered to the ground, its hilt pointing at another door. Link stared at the shadow sword laying on the floor.
"Man, I am soooo smooth..."
That reminded him of something...
"And it's just like the ocean under the moon, the same as the emotion that I get from you; you got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah; gimme you heart, make it real, or else forget about it!" our hero sang as he walked into the room the sword hilt was pointing to.
"PREPARE TO DIIIIEEEEE!" shouted the phantom in the next room.
"This is getting rather old..." Link muttered as he hit an energy ball back to the Phantom Ganon.
Link defeated this one, walked into the next room while humming Smooth, and then he killed another. This pattern continued on for a few more rounds, then finally, Link reached the last room. He spotted a treasure chest, and ran eagerly to it.
Link opened it up, and found Light Arrows! The boy examined them. They were shiny, so he stuffed them up his ass. Link then walked into the room after that.
The new area was full of stairs being patrolled by Darknuts and Moblins.
Suddenly, Link heard a noise...which caused him to scream, for he knew what it was!