Introduction to Puppet Ganon
"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, AH, I wanna, AH, I wanna, AH, I wanna, AH, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig, aaaaaaahhhh!"
Link screamed as he realized that instead of playing the piano music that he had before, Ganondorf was blasting Spice Girls music!
"IT'S HORRIBLE! AAAAAAHHH! THE SPICE GIRLS WENT OUT OF STYLE YEARS AGO, AND THAT INSANE OLD BASTARD IS STILL LISTENING TO THEIR MUSIC! AAAAAAAAHHHH!" he yelled as he started running up the stairs in the long hallway-like room he was in.
Our hero dashed past the Moblins and Darknuts. They watched him run.
"HEY, KID, WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH THE SPICE GIRLS?" a Moblin shouted.
"If you want my future
Forget my past
If you wanna get with me
Better make it fast
Now don't go wastin'
My precious time
Get your act together, we could be just fine!" the music continued.
Link burst through the door at the top of the stairs and slammed it behind him. The new room he was in was very wet; he was standing in water; and very dark. However, in the middle of the room sat a large platform, and on that platform sat a bed. In that bed; asleep; was Princess Zelda! Standing over her, his hand on her forehead; was Ganondorf.
"OK, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, WHAT'S WITH THAT LAME MUSIC? GEE, I KNEW YOU WERE CRAZY, BUT TO PLAY SPICE GIRLS! HONESTLY! YOU'RE A SICK PERSON! THE SPICE GIRLS ARE SO OUT OF STYLE, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!" Link yelled as he waded through the water towards Ganondorf and Zelda.
The dark man did not seem to hear Link's comment.
"I can see this girl's dreams..." Ganondorf said. "Oceans. Oceans. Oceans... Oceans as far as the eye can see. There are no fish. Just oceans. Lots of oceans."
Link stopped. This guy was seriously messed up.
"The Gods drowned Hyrule in hopes of a bright future. But all you people are are leaves on a forgotten pool... Don't you see?" the enemy continued.
"Um...what the hell are you talking about?" Link asked.
"YOUR GODS DESTROYED YOU!" Ganondorf yelled.
Suddenly, the platform Zelda and her bed were on was lifted into the air and out of sight. The princess was gone once more. Link watched her go before turning his attention back to Ganondorf. Our hero gasped.
Ganondorf transformed... He transformed into something hideous...
Here it is -- the next chapter! Sorry if it's kind of serious and/or boring, but this battle is really important, in my opinion. I tried my best with the humor; added bits of it where I could. Enjoy!