Hi SOD here… I'd just like to say a thank you to all those people who reviewed to our prologue in those few seconds when we were away. Remember if you have no humor what so ever, DO NOT READ or if you hate OOC. Well, on with the story.

Alternate Universe- Full throttle Annoyance

Nega-Lust sat down on her couch reading her poetry books. She wore a long red skirt and a purple turtleneck with a high ponytail. She smiled shyly behind her book. The noises of Nega-Gluttony throwing up in the bathroom echoed throughout the layer. Everyone was used to it, it was almost comforting because no one was talking.

"I love poetry… it's so… romantic." Nega-Lust giggled shyly

Nega-Envy jumped from his chair. He was wearing a white shirt with an upside down smiley face and colorful striped overalls.

"I LOVE poetry to! I especially liked the part with the lima beans and the car chase!" Nega-Envy shouted

They heard a knock at the door.

"Gluttony? Could you get that please?" Nega-Lust asked without looking up.

"Oh right! Sure ask you ask me! It's because you think I'm fat and you think if I walk to the door I'll lose weight RIGHT? RIGHT? Is that it?" He stuck his finger even farther down his throat.

Nega-Sloth ran almost at the speed of light to the door, she was wearing her mountain climbing gear. She opened the door. Nega-Wrath walked in wearing a schoolboy outfit.

"Oh Mumsie!" he spoke with an adorable British accent. "I just got the most delightful grade on my report card! And I even made a copy for YOU uncle Envy!" he handed Nega-Sloth and Nega-Envy and manilla envelope, "Oh and I know it's my birthday today but you don't have to get me anything! The only thing I need for my birthday is your love!"

"Aw, that's so sweet. I'm so happy my little munchkin is sooooooo nice," Nega-Envy said.

"That's great Wrath. Guess what I did today?" and without even waiting for them to ask, she said, "I went mountain climbing! Oh it was so much fun, I just love climbing stuff."

"Mountain? I LOVE mountains. Mountains are so big and full of trees and…" but Nega-Envy was cut off by Nega-Greed.

"That's so not cool man. How do you think the mountains feel? They have feelings to ya know," Nega-Greed said. Nega-Greed was wearing a white toga, meditating in the middle of the room. "And look at all the junk in here. Don't you know that less is better? The more you have the more poison your minds get."

"Why, hello Uncle Greed, I didn't see you come in the door. I'm terribly sorry I didn't say hello when you first got in. How terribly rude of me," Nega-Wrath said in his cute British accent.

"I don't use doors man. They're, like, sucking all the energy out of the room man. Don't you feel it? It's hideous," Nega-Greed said.

"Come on Greed, get off your lazy ass and climb a mountain with me. All you do is meditate. You need to get out more!" Nega-Sloth said, bouncing off the walls, literally.

"Didn't you hear me man? Climbing mountains is a sin. It's hurting the mountains," Nega-Greed said.

"Awww, come on. Get off your lazy ass and do something fun. You're so boring. You should exercise more," Nega-Sloth whined.

"Oh, so now you think I'm fat. That I need more exercise. Well, I'm trying the best I can! It's hard you know, to look my best. I know I'm ugly, but you don't have to say it!" Nega-Gluttony cried.

"Don't say that Uncle Gluttony, I think you're beautiful. I fact, I think you're the most beautiful man I ever seen," Nega-Wrath said, smiling, looking at the skinniest man he has EVER seen.

"Really?" Nega-Wrath nodded. "Awesome, I just need to keep this up and I'll be as skinny as you, Lust. Yah, you. I'm going to beat you! I'm going to become the skinniest person alive!" Nega-Gluttony screamed and ran away to throw-up some more.

Lust just looked down on the floor shyly and giggled. "He can be such a girl sometimes."

"Hello. I'm back," Nega-Pride said.

"Oh, hello Pride. I'm so glad to see you. You're the best Uncle ever," Nega-Wrath said as he ran to Nega-Pride and gave him a big hug.

"Aw, shucks. No I'm not. I'm just your average uncle," Nega-Pride said.

"Hello Pride! I'm so glad you're back! I missed to so much! Welcome back!" Nega-Envy shouted. "In fact, I miss the Elric brothers too. I haven't seen them in, like, forever. I…I just…I just want to bake them a batch of cookies."

"Oh, that's a great idea. I'm sure they'll just love it," Nega-Wrath said.

So, they each of them made cookies for the Elric brothers. Nega-Lust's was a flower. Nega-Envy's was a heart that had "I heart the Elric brothers" on it. Nega-Wrath's was in the shape of a perfect pink bunny, Nega-Pride's was just an average ordinary cookie, and Nega-Greed's was just a small cookie in the shape of a peace sign.

After they all finished, they left for the Elric brother's house.