The Hilarious Tale
By: Biancajewel.
This story is dedicated to Appleiam, for she gave me information about Naruto so I could write a story.
Chapter 1
One day, a boy with spiky yellow hair is walking lazily down the street, his head resting on his hands and outstretched arms casually. He is humming a stupid tone, and doesn't pay attention to the passer bys that look and stare at him as if he is a baka and a rotten cabbage. Then, he disappears down the curve. Suddenly, a big hole appears and he falls down, and he yells out. Too late. He is gone.
After a few weeks of investigation, the investigators presume that he is dead. Poor Naruto.
The End
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Haha! Fooled you! It's not the real story! THIS is the real story. I like tricking people sometimes:
One day, a boy with spiky yellow hair is walking lazily down the street, his head resting on his hands and outstretched arms casually. He is humming a stupid tone, and doesn't pay attention to the passer bys that look and stare at him as if he is a-
Naruto: Cut it out ALREADY! People want to hear the REAL, and I mean REAL story.
Narrator: Sorry, can't help it, I like tricking people sometimes. This is the real story:
One day, a boy with spiky yellow-
Sakura: Shut up and start with the real story, because I'm getting impatient!
Tenten: Yeah, Narrator, cut it out! Bleck, Chouji, you're spraying crumbs all over the place!
Chouji (mouth full): Sorry. (Grin).
Narrator (rolling eyes): You know, I hate narrating, why don't you just get somebody-
Naruto: You'd better start or else I'll-
Sakura: Wow, Naruto, you've never talked so much bef-
Narrator: Alright, I'll start, I'll START! Sorry, readers, but anyways, here's the REAL REAL story:
Scene: Naruto humming stupidly.
"Shut up, Naruto, it's pathetic," a girl with pink hair strolls over, and slapped him. He yelped and ran away.
A girl with yellow hair tied up in a ponytail walks over. "Hey, Sakura." She said.
"Hello," replied Sakura sarcastically.
"Do you like Sasuke?" inquired Ino.
"What a dumb question, Ino!" exclaimed Sakura. Ino's head suddenly hangs down.
"Er… Ino?" asked Sakura.
(Meanwhile, Ino is reading Sakura's thoughts, and she smiles evilly. "We're going to have some fun here…heh.")
"What?" Ino is back in her body.
"Nothing. You're head was down so I thought something happened to you."
"Nope."
Back in the house…
"Do you want to be a dog?" a boy with spiky hair menaced.
"No," another with black hair replied, continuing to stuff cookies in his mouth.
"I can if you stop eating the cookies she baked, Chouji," threatened Kiba. Chouji stopped stuffing cookies into his mouth.
"W-what?"
"I told you to stop."
"Fine." Chouji stands up, and walked out of the door.
In another room…
Tenten is threading out the hole in her pants. She groaned, and sank into the bed she was sitting on. "I'm so pathetic," she murmured into the pillow.
"What are you doing?" Gai walked in the room.
Tenten quickly sat up. "Um, nothing," she muttered.
"Oh," he blinked. "Oh." His teeth sparkled.
"Stop showing your teeth," mumbled Tenten.
"I can, and I AM your teacher so what can you do? Control me or something?" he laughed which showed even more of his teeth.
"Kakashi doesn't," Tenten grinned at her joke.
"Argh!" Gai bounded up, and stormed out of the room.
"Finally," muttered Tenten.
Tenten heard the door open again. "Argh, if it's you, Gai, I'm going to kill you." It wasn't. It was Neji.
"Oh, um, hi," mumbled Tenten.
"Was that Gai?" asked Neji.
"Yeah."
"Oh."
"I-I guess I'd better be going," Tenten muttered, and she pushed past him and bumped into (surprise, surprise) Naruto.
"What are you doing here?" she asked.
"What are YOU doing here?" he asked.
"Stop copying me," she snapped.
"Stop copying ME!" exclaimed Naruto. They smirked at each other, and walked away.
Suddenly, a dog (quite fat) ran yipping up to her.
"Uh… who are you? When did…" she gasped and yelled, "NARUTO! I'm going to KEEEL you!"
Naruto came running, grinning like a maniac, closely followed by Kiba, who was smirking.
"Did you let this dog in?" she demanded rudely. Naruto made a face.
"Nope."
"Why are YOU smirking, Kiba?" demanded Tenten. Hinata poked her head out.
"A DOG?" she exclaimed quietly.
"Uh, yeah, duh," said Tenten sarcastically.
"Kiba, did you do this? And… is that Chouji?"
"Uh…yeah," Kiba said uncomfortably.
"So it's YOU!" shouted Tenten. She walked up to him and punched him and he flew away. Another dog appeared. Tenten screamed. "AAHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS OTHER DOG DOING HERE? AND, HOW MANY DOGS ARE IN THE HOUSE? DON'T TELL ME! ONE HUNDRED! KIBAAAAAAAA! I'M GOING TO KEEELLLLL YOU!"
That's it for now! I hope you enjoyed the first chapter! I don't really know Naruto.