The Hilarious Tale
By: Biancajewel.
This story is dedicated to Appleiam, for she gave me information about Naruto so I could write a story.
Chapter 2
(Tenten is in her room, thinking of a plan.)
"Hmm… maybe I should poison the dogs? Or maybe, I should poison Kiba? Or Naruto? No… that's not good…oh!" her eyes lit up and she grinned evilly.
(Let's look back where Ino and Sakura are, shall we?)
Naruto strolled up to them, not spotting them. He is humming so he doesn't see.
"Er…" said Sakura.
"Er…" said Ino.
"Do you know that you're bald?" asked Ino to Naruto. His eyes flew open.
"WWWHHHHAAAATTTTTT?"
Sakura and Ino snickered. "Just kidding, just kidding," Ino muttered.
(We must pause for a quick conversation between Biancajewel, Appleiam, and Jelly.)
Biancajewel: How do you think of this prank Ino played?
Appleiam: Good. But is Naruto really bald?
Jelly cheers.
Biancajewel: No, he's not bald.
Jelly: I hate Naruto! (Marches up to Naruto, and punches him. He flies off into the distance. Sparkle!)
Biancajewel and Appleiam: sweatdrop
Well, back to the story!
At night…
Tenten is tiptoeing around the house. She crept into Kiba's room. "Thank Heavens he's sleeping," she thought. She grimaced as the floor creaked below her. Kiba stirred, but didn't wake up. She darts over to the cage where the two dogs are sleeping. Quietly, she puts a muzzle on each of them so they won't bark. She swiftly takes the cage and tiptoes out of Kiba's room. "Whew!" she thought.
She goes down her own secret place, carefully places the cages inside, goes out, and slams the door shut!
The next day…
"Tenten, have you seen my dogs?" asked Kiba, looking frantically at Tenten.
"No, I haven't." Tenten puts on an innocent face.
"Well, if you see either of them, tell me, ok?" He runs out of the room, and bumps into Sasuke.
"Er, Sasuke, have you seen my dogs?" he asked.
"I've never even seen them before," Sasuke snapped.
"Oh, well, one's really fat and the other is really cute, so if you see either of them, tell me, ok? Thanks."
Meanwhile…
Naruto is yelling is head off. Ino and Sakura are snickering.
"Why the heck are you yelling, Naruto?" Neji appears.
"A-am I bald?" asked Naruto. Neji starts laughing.
"Of course NOT, Naruto! What's up with you?" he rolled on the grass, tears falling down his cheeks.
Naruto, angry, storms off and bumps into Sasuke.
"Am I bald?" he asked again. Sasuke shook his head. "What kind of question is that?" he muttered to himself, and he walked away.
"Oh. Er, hi, Sasuke," said Sakura. Ino continues snickering.
"Hi and why are you snickering?"
"Uh… some joke," replied Ino, giggling.
A few weeks later, Tenten discovers that the dogs are dead. Triumph! She goes and tells Kiba. He's furious.
"How can you?" he screamed.
"Why can't I? I told you not to let those stupid dogs in the house!" Tenten yelled back.
"One of them is Chouji," shouted Kiba.
"So who do I care? He's always stealing my food!" Tenten screamed.
"I will never forgive you!" Kiba screamed at the top of his lungs.
"So, you're not the most important person to me, so I DON'T care!" Tenten bellowed.
They continue arguing. Hinata, Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Gai, Ino, and Sakura come up to them and stare at the commotion.
"Whoa, what's going on?" asked Naruto.
"I'll never forgive you!" Kiba yelled into his face.
"Uh… I didn't do anything wrong, did I?" asked a puzzled Naruto.
"WHO CARES IF YOU DON'T FORGIVE ME?" Tenten screamed.
"You are such a BAD PERSON, TENTEN! YOU ARE THE UGLIEST PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! YOU LOOK LIKE A BOY!" Kiba shouted back.
Tenten's face turned dark. She stepped forward, cautiously, and stared at Kiba in the eyes. Kiba glared back.
"What-did-you-say?" asked Tenten in a calm voice.
"YOU LOOK LIKE A BOY!" screamed Kiba. Tenten took another step forward to him.
"Can you repeat that again?"
"ARE YOU DEAF?" yelled Kiba. "ARE YOU? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT?"
Tenten was so close to him their noses were almost touching. She grabbed him up by the collar. "Do-not-say-that-I-look-like-a-boy, understand?" she asked in a threatening voice. Everyone tenses up.
"BOY!BOY!" screamed Kiba.
Tenten raised him even higher. "I'm warning you…"
"BOY!" shouted Kiba. Tenten dropped him, and pinned him to the ground. Ino, Sakura, and Hinata gasped. Tenten raised a fist, ready to punch. She's choking him already.
"Argh!" gasped Kiba, gasping for breath. (I don't know Naruto, so this might be VERY different than you expected.)
Tenten's fist in coming down in a very quick speed. Kiba's eyes widen.
"No!" Neji yelled, and he hurtled himself at Tenten, grabbing her arm from punching him, and he grabbed the other that was choking Kiba.
"Let-me-go!" shouted Tenten, and she struggled against Neji's grasp.
Biancajewel: What do you think?
Appleiam:…..
Biancajewel: Okay, I don't really know Naruto. Anyone, please REVIEW, OKAY? THANKS!