The Hilarious Tale

By: Biancajewel.

This story is dedicated to Appleiam, for she gave me information about Naruto so I could write a story.

Chapter 1 (REALLY)

Author's note: Sorry everyone, but I looked at the pictures of Naruto and they look soooooo different than I expected. So, I'm starting allll over again. (I mean it.) Is anyone other than Appleiam going to give me reviews? Start with the REAL REAL story now! Hope you …er… enjoy it!

Well, everyone's in teams, and they're all cool…they're all cool… Sakura sill has a crush(no duh) on Sasuke, and Naruto still has that demon fox spirit in him, and Hinata still has a crush on Naruto and… well… you get the picture.

Naruto nearly pulled all of his hair off.

"Argh!" he yelled. "When is this stupid ramen going to be ready? Ooooohhhh." He took a deep breath and checked his watch. "Urgh, still TWO more minutes! AAAHHH!" Well, if you are a good picturer, than you can picture in your head Naruto jumping on the spot and staring furiously at the cup of ramen on the table. He's so impatient. Siigggghhh.

Sasuke strolled into the room, and stared at Naruto. "Are you crazy?" he asked him. Naruto doesn't notice. He's too busy staring at his ramen. "FINALLY!" he yelled. Sasuke rolled his eyes. Typical cold and no sense of humor guy. Not what I like. Anyway…

Naruto is wolfing down his ramen, sending the noodles flying everywhere. Sasuke frowns when a noodle hits his face.

"Naruto…" he growled.

"What… erm… wait a minute… I'm almost done…" Naruto finished his ramen, wiped his mouth, and looked up, grinning.

"Can you explain what the heck this noodle is doing on my face?" he points slowly at his face where the noodle is still dripping down.

"Well, you see, Sasuke, I was really impatient so noodles flew everywhere." He grinned apologetically.

Meanwhile…

Sakura is looking at herself in the mirror. She frowned when Ino appeared, arms crossed, looking at her.

"Can you please go out?" she asked coldly.

"Make me," Ino sneered.

Sakura sighed. "You know," she began, "Sometimes you are really annoying and I need my own privacy. Now please get out before I smack you in the face."

Ino smirked. "Can you?" she asked. "Can you slap my face? Do you dare?"

Sakura spun around. "I DO!" she shouted. "And I CAN!"

So Ino and Sakura start yelling at each other.

Meanwhile…

Choji is stuffing junk food in his mouth. Shikamaru eyed him in disgust. "Choji, you're spraying crumbs all over the place."

Choji smiled and continued munching on the food. Kiba marched in with Akamaru on his head.

"Still eating, Choji?" Kiba laughed.

Hinata poked her head in the room.

"C-Choji's still e-eating?" she asked.

"Yup, fat as ever," replied Kiba. Choji eyed him but kept silent.

Meanwhile…

Naruto is still trying to explain to Sasuke why he threw the noodle in his face until Sakura and Ino marched in, glowering at each other.

"Uh, well, you see, I was really hungry so I threw noodles all over the place when I was eating." Sasuke, arms folded, glared at him coldly.

"Well," he said quickly, "What do you expect me to answer? I've given you all the reasons."

Sasuke continued glaring at him.

"Oh, er, hi, Sakura and…Ino," said Naruto, turning to the two girls, who were glaring at each other.

"Hi, Naruto." Glare.

"Yeah, hi, Naruto." Glare.

"Hi, Sasuke." Glare.

"Yeah, hi…" Glare.

"Um, I should go now… I'm disturbing your…um… conversation. Bye!" he slinked away. Sasuke sighed.

"Huh?" Glare.

"You're too stupid to realize," Ino sneered. Glare.

"ARRGGHH!" Glare.

Sasuke sighed even louder. He walked past the two girls, and walked out of the room.

He bumped into Neji.

"Hi."

"Hi."

"It's so boring these days, isn't it?"

"Yeah, kind of."

"Why do Ino and Sakura hate each other so much?"

"I don't know. They just do. Have you seen Tenten?"

"Uh…no, I haven't yet."

"Oh."

Silence.

Naruto comes up. "Hi, Neji," he said brightly. Then he spotted Sasuke. "Er… I've got to go sorry. Um…" he trotted away, looking back over his shoulder.

(Quick conversation)

Appleiam: Is this story always boring?

Biancajewel: I can't think of anything yet, so, right now, it is kind of boring.

Appleiam: Oh.

Jelly appeared. Jelly: Hey guys!

Appleiam: We're girls.

Jelly: Hey girls!

Biancajewel: Erm… hey.

Appleiam: Do you like my story?

Biancajewel: Yeah, I like it. You have more reviews from different people than I do. Why isn't anyone other than YOU reviewing? (She's angry)

Appleiam: Dun no.

Biancajewel: I'm sooo pissed off. Let's end the chapter right here, then. (Slouches off.)

Bye, everyone, and PLEASE REVIEW!