Thing's To Do…
The next morning everyone sat down to breakfast while Pilika sat down with a pen and paper thinking of things that they needed for her new unborn nieces and/or nephews. She tapped the pencil on her chin and tilted her head from right to left looking up constantly as if in a psychotic state of mind. Ren and Horo cuddled up to each other holding hands under the table quite relieved that soon they would be home again and Pilikas pregnancy stories wouldn't be shared again for about a month or so when she and Lyserg were visiting everyone for Christmas. The arrangements were always that they all went to Yohs for Christmas if they could. Pilika had gone every year without fail and intended to show off Vixen to Anna and Tam (Tamao) this year.
Pilika: Of course, first thing you need to do is see Faust about the birth etc he should be able to fill you in although I think I have done an especially good job doing that… but he'll fill you in on the boring text book stuff. Hmm second we need the babies' clothes
Horo: Taken care of, I have Tam on hold to go shopping with us (Smiled feeling quite proud he thought of it first)
Pilika: (Decided to rain on Horos parade) Hmm and I suppose you thought of what kind of clothes and whether or not they should be boys or girls clothing…
Horo: Huh?
Ren: (Shook his head and muttered under his breathe) Baka
Pilika: I'll call Tam and tell her the specifications on the clothes now we need the equipment. Bottles, pacifiers, cot and much more
Ren: All that can be done by catalogue. I still have the one you gave me remember (Sounding very bored by the conversation)
Pilika: Oh yeah good idea but make sure you buy double of everything seems so you've got double the joy! (Scrolled down some reminders and pointers then returned her gaze to Horo) Horo, you got to shop for baby formula and vitamin juice soon so you have plenty stocked up (Scowled at him knowing he'd probably forget, she quickly jotted it down making sure to put his name next to it and underlined it)
Horo: That it?
Pilika: NO, what about the nursery. The twins can share a single nursery for now. The cots will be in your room for the first month or so but soon they can stay in their own room yeah.
Ren: Yeah, yeah, we know all this
Pilika: (Almost snapping her pen and loured at him) THIS will make sure you don't leave anything out! After all knowing my brother he'll forget and you won't be able to do it all on your own especially since your SUPPOSE TO BE resting! You shouldn't be so stubborn taking it easy and letting Horo take care of you although not usually a good idea cough due to his clumsy nature cough cough but he can handle things for a while. Ad least try Ren
Ren: I'm not feeble
Horo: No one thinks you're feeble… just think you need a little extra special treatment (Tried to sugar coat it)
Ren: Shut it Horo, I don't need special treatment (crinkled his face in disapproval of Horos answer)
Pilika: Moving on people! Now we already got Ren some new clothes and plus he can always lend a few of Horos seems as he is a bit broader and has baggy clothes. Erm last thing is the baby shower…
Ren: (Cut Pilika off abruptly) BABYSHOWER!
Pilika: Uh yeah of course. You will be the only guy to 1. Ever have a baby shower thrown for him and 2. Attend one, after all they are sort of a mother's girlfriend's party but we'll improvise
Horo laughed hard getting a painful jab to his chest from Ren who elbowed him hard, this made Horo choke on his laughter and huddle forward slightly in pain.
Ren: No baby shower (Crossed his arms and stood firm)
Pilika: Pweeez Ren it would mean the world to me and Vixen who wanted so much to go to her Uncles baby shower (pouted and laced her fingers together in a prayer fashion) Oh it will be a blast, promise
Ren: No this is crossing the line; I still remember when you and Anna forced me to have a hen night for my wedding. The male stripper didn't amuse me either…
Horo: Oh man you got a male stripper, Yoh and the others ordered a female pole dancer for the bachelor party… Was he cute?
Ren: Who? (Giving Horo a disgusted look)
Horo: The male stripper
Ren: (Gave him an odd look) Why on earth are you asking me that?
Horo: I only wanted to know whether or not you thought he was cute
Ren: No I didn't! There, happy?
Horo: (Cuddled Ren stroking their cheeks together) Yes
Pilika: I thought that male stripper was cute but my Lyserg is way cuter. Aren't you darling?
Lyserg: (Blushed and stuttered) I-I wouldn't… well know… because I wasn't there
Pilika: (Pinched his pink cheeks) See how cute that is
Horo and Ren just stared blankly not responding to her not sure how to respond mainly. The list was soon finished filling and entire A4 sheet of paper on both sides. Pilika insisted Ren was to rest up because later they were going out to dinner and tomorrow they were on the plane home. Horo sat with Ren on the sofa making little sideways 8's on Rens back, while Ren read a book he had found lying around, it belonged to Lyserg but he gave the thumbs up saying he could read it.
Later that evening-
Everyone got ready to go out for a quiet meal in a nearby town that had a great place for them to eat. Best of all it was only a 15 minute drive there, Lyserg drove but the discussion in the car was about the day's earlier event
Flashback-
Pilika and Ren took Vixen to stay at a centre while they went out and intended on picking her back up at 8.00pm but while Pilika was sorting out the payment Ren inspected the place. Vixen was handed to a Nanny who was suppose to be feeding Vixen but was shouted at abruptly by Ren who noticed that while she was rummaging through the cupboards she left Vixens head unsupported.
Ren: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Nanny: Excuse me sir
Ren: You! What on earth are you doing? (Grabbed Vixen supporting her head from its earlier flopped back position)
Pilika: What's going on Ren why are you shouting? (Turned around to see what the commotion was about)
Ren: This idiot was TRYING to break Vixens neck by letting her head flop all over while she rummaged through cupboards!
Nanny: (Puffed out her chest) I sir am a professional care giver and what pre tell are you? I have kids of my own! I know what I'm doing
Ren: I feel sorry for your kids, how on earth did they survive your carelessness! You should be sacked!
Nanny: WHY YOU? (Trying to make her self taller by puffing out her already chubby and stout body)
Ren: I think you should leave because you obviously shouldn't be caring for kids
Nanny: Me leave, you should leave.
Ren: (Handed the baby to Pilika) Make me
Nanny: I have a job to do (Grabbed Vixen from Pilika in a hurried ungainly way making Vixen cry as her head was shook around once more) Shush, stop crying (Tried to sound sweet but instead sounded like a recording like the ones you leave on your answering machine)
Pilika: (Looked outraged and panicked, she grabbed Vixen back from the evil clutches of the lunatic Nanny) How dare you! Ren, hold Vixen (Handed Ren vixen) I only have one thing to say to you
Nanny: What? (Crossed her arms and gave her a cocky smile)
Pilika: (Clenched fist and whacked the Nanny so hard she was knocked out on the floor making Vixen Gurgle and kind of giggle. Pilika blew on her fist before putting her hands on her hips and smirking) Keep off my baby you wacko!
Ren: (smiled) couldn't have done it better myself, may I cut in
Ren Gave Vixen back to her mother and then grabbed to the fat heap of flesh that was the unconscious Nanny that had started to stir slightly groaning in pain. He dragged her to the doors then flung her out letting her lay sprawled out all over the pathway with her tongue hanging out her mouth and her arms spread right out across the ground.
Ren: (Patted his hand together and smiled with satisfaction) the trash should be kept outside away from the children
Pilika: Woooooo go Ren (Turned to Vixen and whispered to her) that's your uncle Ren (Vixen made little noises in response)
End of Flashback-
Horo couldn't stop laughing and Ren also found it hard not to laugh at this. Pilika was still blowing on her knuckles and moaning about the woman's fat, ugly, hard head that made her knuckles hurt. Lyserg kept congratulating his wife on her first round knock out, Horo gave her a clap and Ren one too. They arrived at the restaurant and went inside; they were seated at the back second from the corner. They waited to order their dinner. While they sat there a man walked by with 2 women on each shoulder and he sat in the corner laughing loudly and smoking cigars. Pilika was less than amused by his loud comments that were something like 'hey she's a lucky broad 3 blokes, she's nearly as big a player as me'. He was ignored as the waiter finally came and took their orders, then they began with the small talk. The man in the back fell silent thank god after crawling under the table with 2 of the 4 girls he was with but that only lasted 15 minutes.
The dinner was nice even if there were a few rude interruptions from the smart mouth who chucked down drink after drink thinking he was god's gift to women and men too as a matter of fact. Due to his high alcohol consumption he went by regularly wobbling to the bathroom. Just as they were about to get the bill the man passed looking at Ren and winking getting dirty look and a scowl to be reckoned with but the man being as cocky and drunk as he was didn't notice. He went by and leaned whispering into Rens ear 'I'll be in the bathroom if you're up for a little fun'. Ren pushed the man away and stood but was held back by Lyserg who didn't think he was worth Rens time. Horo stood up to defend Ren if needed but the man just stood up winking at Pilika this time getting a huff and an averted gaze from Pilika. He once again headed to the bathroom. Everyone sat back down with Ren tapping his foot against the ground and folding his arms unsatisfied, wanting to beat that man to a bloody pulp. Once the cocky man returned he once again pushed his luck to far when the man stroked Rens back while passing purring making Ren boil over. His face went red with rage and he wanted to get the guy who stood there waiting for Horo to let go of Ren so he could start a fight. Horo pulled Ren down and tried to convince him not to get into fights.
Ren: LET ME GO! HE'S GOING TO DIE!
Horo: No Ren, you shouldn't be fighting right now you know you can't risk it. What if he hit you in the stomach?
Ren: (Slumped down but then looked at Horo with a pleading and determined look) Horo you said you'd do anything I asked, right?
Horo: Yeah (Not really knowing where this was going)
Ren: (Winced his eyes in the direction of the man) Beat him to a pulp
Horo: (Blinked a few times) what?
Ren: You said you'd do anything, so beat him up
Horo: …Okay…
Horo stood up and instantly flung a punch at the man sending him to the ground. Horo stood over him and waited for the man to stand back up. Once the man dragged himself up he weakly tried to fling a punch at Horo missing completely and getting an upper cut in the stomach and another right hook right in the kisser. This left a silent restaurant and 4 gasping young women who were cheering on the repulsive lounge lizard Horo was pummelling. The man once again arisen from the ground and attacked Horo landing a solid punch to the Ainu who bounced straight back with a left jab sending the bar fly flying face first into the table where Ren was sat. The obnoxious man looked up with a black eye and bloody nose meeting the gaze of an amused Ren who smirked at the pathetic mess of a man who believed himself to be so brilliant. Horo grabbed the back of the man's shirt and dragged him off the table flinging him on the floor carelessly. He put his sore hand out and let Ren grab it and stand walking out hand in hand with Horo followed by Pilika who handed the money to pay the bill with extra for the trouble to the waitress who whispered a thanks to her because that jerk was a regular and a complete wuss really. Lyserg apologised to the girls that sat there disappointed that there stud was a dud, he then rushed out to drive home his wife who was cross Horo started a fight but glad he taught that man the meaning off pain and his 2 friends Horo and Ren who were cuddling up very close to each other.
Once they got home Ren got 2 small ice packs and a wet flannel for Horo and sat in his lap placing the ice packs on Horos knuckles and the flannel on his eye which looked red and was starting to bruise, it would be a big nasty black eye by the morning. Ren smiled at Horo and got a big smile back. They sat together for a while before Ren kissed his night in shinning armour as a thank you, getting a 'your welcome' back as Horo started to intensify the kiss. What a night, Lyserg was picking up Vixen while Pilika hummed a happy tune sorting the laundry out to put away before she was intending to go to bed or even think of it. The eventful day was basically over and everyone went to bed early feeling the need for rest after the day they had. Tomorrow Ren and Horo were off home to get ready for the twins. after all Ren was what about 14-15 weeks along or maybe more, no one really knew exactly but still it was still quite far into the pregnancy. There were still a lot of thing's to do…
Muhahahahahahahaha cutting off sorry till next time…
P.S. Any ideas are welcomed I'm literally making this up as I go along, I don't actually have a plot I just decided one day for kicks lets get Ren knocked up… I'm weird that way! So if you're dying to see something happen you may tell me, in fact I encourage you to. I want this to be memorable
Rock-On!