Okay we are heading into the future to the 6th month, which is right at the end of January. First part of this is completely pointless just sounded funny.
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Mad Scientists - Part 1
Time went by and Rens stomach grew but Horo made sure to make him feel wanted and good looking. 6 months on and January was just about over leading just a little closer to the due month in May. Faust was the doctor naturally chosen to handle everything. He had made plans to stay in Japan in the nearest clinic to them until after the birth. The public may react wrongly to a pregnant male so an average hospital was not an option. Faust briefed them on the due date, which is The 8th May, and also procedures that would be taken. After this to treat Ren, Horo went to a video shop to rent out some videos to watch. They looked through the vast collection from all over the world thus the name of the shop being 'World Wide Entertainment'. Ren searched through the action and horror section while Horo looked through the comedies and children's. Each got 2 movies out of their choices, Ren chose Frankenstein and Kill Bill but Horo chose Peter Pan and Bambi because he thought Ren should experience a bit of childhood before having children. After they rented the videos a little light shopping was done down in the supermarket. The heating had broken in the store so the entire place was roasting; the temperature was very high and made everyone in the shop uncomfortable. After 5 minutes of walking around in the oven for a shop Ren was beginning to really feel the heat. He removed his coat and scarf but still the heat got to him. He was fine but after longer exposure to it the heat was slowly winning.
10 minutes passed and Horo and Ren were stuck in a long, long queue to pay for the items. Rens skin was moist and his face prickled with heat and his colour drained leaving him pale. They stood in that line for god knows how long and all because an old lady wanted to pay it with the coins out of her penny purse. Annoyingly she insisted on doing it herself because she didn't want to be robbed of those precious pennies but her shaky hands and overall feeble abilities made the task tediously slow (this once happened to me an elderly woman paying for a candy bar with pennies of all things, 35p of pennies).
Horo was just getting the items put through to be paid for and Ren was packing them, one by one the cans of food were being put into the bags but Ren suddenly felt light-headed and his pulse slowed down. The room's noises became dim, the beeps of the scanners and the hoarding of shopping trolleys with squeaky wheels and the people chatting and mumbling they all seemed to decrease in volume. After the sounds were almost completely gone the shops contents started to be consumed in black from the bags in front of Ren to the entire queue of people following. His eyes drifted slowly down as his lids became heavy but unlike his eye lids the rest of his body felt light, his grip on the can of tuna he was holding became loose letting the food drop and then… nothing. He started to go down like dominos but Horo heard the thud of the can and had already turned from his place in time to stop the impact between Ren and the floor. A small crowd gathered over the unconscious Chinese man and out of this small gathering a doctor was present. He went down and accompanied Horo and Ren on the ground. Ren opened his eyes after about 30 seconds of being out like a light. He didn't realise where he was at first his vision came back blurred and all he could hear was the spluttered words of two people, his Ainu husband and the unknown Doctor. He came back to his senses fully and jolted his head up so he was no longer being supported by Horos lap.
Horo: Ren
Ren: What?
Horo: Are you okay? (Sounded quite concerned)
Ren: (rubbed his head then turned to face Horo) Huh?
Horo: I said are you okay?
Ren: My head dam it!
Doctor: Looks like it was just heat syncope
Ren: What!
Horo: Let's pretend I don't know what that is
Doctor: (Tutted and shook his head) In other words little missy here fainted because of the heat ah I see she's expecting, she should be more careful and try drinking more fluids
Ren: LITTLE MISSY! SHE should drink more fluids!
Doctor: Now, now miss there's no need to take offence it's just some friendly advice after all I'm a doctor
Ren: WHY YOU… (Horos hand slapped over Rens mouth) Hmpharfrarrhhh
Horo: Thanks I think we'll be okay from here
Doctor: Good then I'll take my leave. Good day sir and good day little miss
Ren: Humpharfrahh (Still trying to curse at the doctor but was still being silenced by Horo)
Horo: Good-bye (Took his hand off Rens mouth once the doctor left)
Ren stood up brushed off his clothes and stared at the crowd of people stood whispering about the incident, some were shocked gasping at the sudden fall but others stood there moaning about the queue being held up even more. Ren took offence to the stares and complaints that were just audible, he tightened his fists and shoved the can that had been dropped on the floor into the bag, picked it up and strode away with Horo picking up the remaining items and putting them in a bag. Quickly rummaging through his pockets he paid the woman at the till and went after Ren who was still taking wide fast steps, Horo had to run to catch up to the fuming man. Ren was grumbling and cursing when Horo reached him
Horo: Ren are you okay? Slow down
Ren: Do I look okay? (Stopped dead and made his eyes go dark and deep in the glare to beat all glares)
Horo: Erm… Erm …
Ren: HEAT! That's all! I've faced countless horrors, engaged in life threatening situations and came out fine but suddenly a little heat brings me crashing down!
Horo: Ren... maybe you should just be a little more careful
Ren: All I did was go shopping baka!
Horo: I think we should take you back to Faust to check you out
Ren: No I refuse to let something as mediocre as a little warm air get the better of me
Horo: (Put down his bag and put his hands together to plead with Ren) Pweeeezzzzzz! (Puppy dog pout and big eyes came next) For me
Ren: Grrrrr Raferasararfrasagrrrr!
Horo: Is that a yes
Ren: … (Stomped off in the direction of the clinic)
They went back to the clinic in hopes of figuring out what happened. They arrived and were immediately gave an appointment but had to wait 30 minutes for Faust to get out of surgery. He was separating some Siamese twins. They were put in the small room at the far end of the clinic. It was the biggest clinic in Japan and beat most hospitals in size in fact they had three receptions for the clinic due to its success and large size. Faust sat Ren on the table and asked what happened and after assessing the situation gave them the thumbs up
Faust: It's perfectly alright it's probably just lack of substantial liquids; maybe you should drink more water and less milk. We all know how much you love your milk
Ren: Ick (Cringed at the thought of milk)
Faust: What is the matter?
Horo: Actually since he's been pregnant he hasn't had any milk, he says it tastes funny
Faust: It's strange how pregnancy can do these things (Flipped through the chart and put it in the filing cabinet with all the other records on Ren pregnancy)
Horo: Yeah, no one could stop him drinking milk, not me not Yoh heck not even Hao himself could stop him but those little guys somehow did it
Ren: (Threw a scalpel at Horo it missed and stuck in the wall) I won't miss next time… and I'll be aiming lower
Horo: Yikes! (Covered up his man hood)
Faust: okay you may leave (Guided them through the doors and out the clinic)
Unknown to Faust, Ren and Horo someone was listening in from the door way and thought it odd that they were calling the pregnant Ren he not she also the fact that Faust had kept the records of the two locked up from all others but himself. As the two lovers and the weird blonde doctor passed this other doctor hid so that he may sneak in and see why these shamans were special compared to the rest of the clients. This Doctor was a short scraggly thing with the looks of a Rat and the smell of a hog. This was the typical book worm type with thick glasses and constant nose bleeds, basically a complete looser looking for any way to become famous or rich. The sneaky rat for a doctor sneaked into the room where Ren had been checked up on and skulked over to the filing cabinet. The doctor had a name tag that read Dr Mad
Dr Mad: I hope I don't get caught doing this, ah nose bleed (Got a tissue out his sleeve and covered up his bloody nose) Now let's see what's so special about those two
Dr Mad looked for something to break the lock and found the scalpel that was stuck in the wall; he tugged and tugged but gave up finding that he couldn't get it out so grabbed one of the others located and the table tucked down the side of the table. He jabbed and jimmied the lock until he finally gave up again but then he noticed something
Dr Mad: Oh… it's unlocked, how lucky (Slid the draw open) Now they said Ren right so where is Ren (Looked through and found two Rens) Dam there's never just one is there (Pushed glasses back and removed the files) let's hope they have pictures in the files
The very odd and dorky doctor looked at the pictures inside and recognised Ren immediately. He read the contents from the injuries treated to the ultrasounds. His address and everything was listed along with all the details on his pregnancy. The insane doctor started cackling and snorting jumping up and down
Dr Mad: I'M RICH I'M RICH! (Suddenly hushed thinking he'd get caught) Opps, (Closed filing cabinet and put everything back except Tao Rens file) wait till the press see this. I must obtain this subject at all costs. I will gather the best scientists to observe this oopsy in nature (Laughed again but more quiet) the world will bow to me and the girls will all want me. Who could resist me after I'm put in every text book and every magazine? I will be the hottest bachelor alive. Plus I'll be rich. Yes!
With that the sneaky rat like nerd that talks to himself left the room off to cause havoc for Horo and Ren.
Meanwhile Ren and Horo at Home-
Horo had made popcorn and coke for himself squash for Ren, the first movie that Horo wanted them to see was Peter Pan because Ren had never seen it plus it was Horos favourite movie as a child. Ren tried to nap though it but Horo kept waking him up. Horo got into the movie booing Captain Hook and cheering for Peter Pan to save Wendy. Ren did not look amused by the movie he just watched his baka husband jump around silly and making jokes like how Ren would never be able to fly. Rens answers were along the lines of my happy thoughts would be your death by my hands and when you fly is the day pigs fly… basically he called Horo a pig getting an offended grumble and frown.
The last Movie was Bambi which Horo loved because it had thumper in; Ren had nick named him thumper after Horo told him about the movie now he wanted Ren to watch it. Ren actually thought thumper was a good name for Horo because the rabbit in the story seemed to be as annoying as Horo yet cute and blue. The part Ren thought was sad was the part where Bambi's mother died
Horo: Aw poor Bambi
Ren: Dam hunters, how would they like it if I shot them!
Horo: (In a very sarcastic voice) Ren, I didn't know you cared
Ren: You want to end up like her eh Horo
Horo: That's just mean (Fake pouted)
Ren: Too bad
Horo: I think you should make it up to me (Tugged on Rens arm)
Ren: Like what?
Horo: Use your imagination
Ren: I see you… me… and…
Horo: Yes (Awaiting the rest)
Ren: And a considerable distance
Horo: (Pouted for real and looked like a child on the verge of a tantrum) Ren! Your suppose to be nice to me
Ren: Who said? (Ate more popcorn and pretended to watch Bambi)
Horo: You in your wedding vows
Ren: What about them? (Raising his eye brow and getting curious at what he meant)
Horo: You said "to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, for fairer or fouler, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part" etc
Ren: Where in that did I say I would be nice to you?
Horo: In the love and cherish part. That means you have to be nice to me because you love me
Ren: I told you we should have written our own vows. I should have known you'd hold that against me
Horo: I'll always remember our wedding especially when Lyserg insisted on us having something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue
Ren: If I remember correctly your underwear was the something old
Horo: (Chuckled) Yeah, and your sister leant you her hair clip that was something borrowed and the something new part what was that?
Ren: I believe that your headband was the something new (Gave Horo a dirty look)
Horo: Oh yeah I had 'Ren and Horo rock the bed' put across it
Ren: I will never forgive you for that
Horo: We must have forgot to get something blue because I don't remember anything blue
Ren: We didn't need anything blue… Everyone agreed your hair was the something blue (Ran his hand through Horos hair)
Horo: Oh no! There's a fire!
Ren: Where? (Looked around to see where the fire was)
Horo: There (Pointed to the screen) Bambi has to get out of there
Ren: (Slouched back and felt stupid) Baka
After the movie finished Ren wanted a little alone time, he was going to go for a walk but Horo didn't want him to leave the house with out him. Ren refused to have an escort but Horo didn't let it go
Horo: Ren, I don't want you wandering around on your own especially since it's getting late (Pointed at the clock it read it was 8:00)
Ren: I am going out and there's nothing you can do to change that
Horo: Then let me go with you
Ren: No! I want to be alone
Horo: Well you're not going to be!
Ren: Don't make me hurt you!
Horo: No not this time I'm going with you or you're not going. What if you're attacked or hurt, then what? You could faint again and without me there to help y-you could hit your head and DIE! If you die I loose the three (Put his hand up displaying three fingers) most important people in my life
Ren: Horo I'll be fine I'm going out for a walk… I'm the scariest thing out there so there's nothing to worry about
Horo: Oh no you don't (Grabbed Rens arm before he could escape through the open doorway)
Ren: Horo!
Horo: You're staying with me this time
Ren: Like hell
Horo: I didn't want to do this but… (Grabbed Rens wrist and attached them together with handcuffs) There now you can't escape
Ren: (Held up his arm with Horos arm attached to it still) Horo! Get this off me now!
Horo: …NO…
Ren: I'll Kill You! (Tried to strangle Horo) You Baka!
Horo: (Escaping the grasp) Ren, do you want a corpse attached to your wrist forever
Ren: Give me the key or you will be a corpse!
Horo: Come on being attached to me isn't so bad
Ren: Oh yeah I say different
Horo: (Cuddled Ren) I say your wrong
Ren: Dam you... you sneaky Ainu!
Horo kissed Ren then smiled at his success over his husband. They stayed handcuffed together for the rest of the night and Horo even when they went to bed kept Ren imprisoned to him. After morning came Ren risen from the bed trying not to wake Horo. He managed to lean over the side of the bed and rummage through the Ainus clothing. After rummaging through his clothes he found nothing but then looked in Horos shoes where he learned from experience was where his baka husband kept things including money and his house key. He got the key to the handcuffs and released himself from his husband's wrist but handcuffed Horo to the bed before he left; the key was placed on the far counter next to the doorway where Horo could not reach it. He went downstairs to get a glass of refreshing squash but he had to wonder as he was doing this where did Horo get those handcuffs and why did he have them? As Ren placed the squash in the refrigerator he was startled by a loud crashing sound. He went into the hallway to find a few large men and 1 straggly little geek in a white coat braking in. One of the men shot Ren with a dart in his neck and the other stopped Ren from falling to the ground. They carted him out into the van outside and placed the door back on its hinges so it was back in place. It looked as if they were never there.
Horo heard this crash and had woken he realised Ren wasn't in the bed anymore and tried to get up but he was still tied to the bed, he tugged and tugged before then trying to find the key. He couldn't find it in his shoe so then realised Ren must have got it. He looked around the room and saw it on the counter. He let out a loud whiney noise then shouted out curse words. He shouted of Ren but got no reply, this made him panic. He thought Ren might have fainted or wandered off on his own. He picked up the phone and rang Yoh's place.
RING RING
Yoh: Hey
Horo: Yoh! Get over here now I need your help
Yoh: What's wrong?
Horo: I'll tell you when you get here just hurry
Yoh: I'll be two minutes I swear
Horo: Yeah, yeah just get moving! (Hung up)
After about 5 minutes Yoh came and knocked on the door but as soon as he did it fell down. He shrugged his shoulders and walked in.
Yoh: Horo! Ren! Where are you guys?
Horo: UP HERE!
Yoh went up the stairs and into the bedroom only to see Horo handcuffed to the bed. His eyes widened and his jaw dropped
Horo: Finally get the key for these things; it's next to you there (Pointed to the key)
Yoh: I don't even want to know why you're handcuffed to the bed
Horo: YOH! It's not like that!
Yoh: Oh then what is it? (Taunting voice)
Horo: I handcuffed Ren to me to stop him wandering out on his own but when I woke up he had handcuffed me to the bed. I called him but he didn't answer
Yoh: (Un-cuffed Horo) I didn't see him downstairs and your door has been broken down. I just knocked on it and it fell down
Horo: What! Was Ren down there?
Yoh: Nope
Horo: What could have happened to him? Where could he be? (Paced around trying to figure it out)
Yoh: Hey your paper boy just brought your paper I'll go get it for you before your neighbours steal it. My neighbours do all the time (Ran down the stairs to retrieve the newspaper)
Horo: (Shouted after him) HOW COULD YOU THINK OF A NEWSPAPER AT A TIME LIKE THIS!
Yoh went and picked up the newspaper and opened it up then ran back up to Horo to show him the headlines. Horo was still pacing up and down.
Yoh: I think I know where Ren is
Horo: Really? Where?
Yoh: Take a look for yourself (Handed the newspaper to Horo)
Horo: "First ever pregnant male" uh oh (Reads the paper) they kidnapped Ren!
Yoh: Looks like it
Horo: No! They are going to dissect Ren! We have to stop those mad scientists from killing Ren and my unborn!
Yoh: Chill they don't want to dissect Ren they just want to treat him like a lab rat and keep your children as freaks of nature
Horo: DUDE! Not helping!
Yoh: Sorry
Just then a rush of reporters were seen arriving at the scene trying to question the husband of the pregnant male. They rushed to the house but Yoh and Horo sprung into action boarding up the door and locking everything up, shutting the curtains and Yoh putting the kettle on.
Yoh: So what we going to do?
Horo: We need reinforcements to get Ren back
Yoh: Cool, I'll call the guys and ask Anna if I can miss training to help
Horo: No! They probably tapped the phones
Yoh: I don't need a phone I'm the shaman king I can do it with my mind (Pointed to his head and smiled widely)
Horo: Show off
Yoh: (Called out to the others with his mind) Okay they all are freaking out and Ryu is just tuning me out with his music… he has the blankest mind I've ever peered into
Horo: Okay we'll have to go to them… but how
Yoh: I could try teleporting us there but I must warn you I haven't mastered it yet
Horo: We must to save my Ren
Yoh: Okay but don't you think you should get dressed… your still in your boxers
Horo: (Looked down) Okay I must get changed then we must save my Ren
Yoh: O-K
After finally getting changed Horo and Yoh tried teleporting to Yohs house but first ended up at Scotland, then France then weirdly into the house of a certain writer in Guisborough called Lynda (Me). They tried one last time and came to the Inn finally. Anna was shocked to see Yoh and Horo teleport into her bedroom while she was getting changed. She screamed at the two trying to cover up, Horo screamed and Yoh covered Horos eyes leading him out the room. Anna was bright red with embarrassment and anger. She would have gone out there and killed them both if she wasn't so embarrassed. Tamao, Morty, Ryu and Chocolove were all in the front room. Horo rushed in still shocked and silent but Yoh did the talking for him. All the members of the rescue team were briefed on what to do. Ryu was assigned the get away driver, Morty the plans and infiltration expert and Horo was the Hero. Yoh was the help, Chocolove was the look out and Tamao was assigned the most important task… she was to prepare the snacks for when they returned.
They synchronised their watches and packed the stuff while Tamao pre-heated the oven so she could bake brownies. Anna was assigned research into how to fix the problem of everyone knowing about Ren being pregnant. Morty did a lot of work to find out where Ren was being held and got some blue prints of the building (Wow see you people Morty is very useful. Who ever said he wasn't should be shot) Chocolove was given binoculars then taught how to use then correctly, he didn't grasp that they should make things look bigger not smaller. Ryu lent a flashy car off one of his boys, so as they could escape and Horo insisted everyone dressed in black like off the spy movies. Once it got dark everyone jumped into the car and drove off to the rescue of Ren. Horo was worried about Ren especially since he knew how stubborn and proud he is. Horo hoped that Ren would be safe and would not have killed everyone by now. It wouldn't look good that a crazed pregnant male was on a killing spree….
Okay this story is in two parts for good reasons… it's too dam long. It might be in three I don't know yet but here's part 1.
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