A/N Yes yes yes… im back again but not for that long. I have a cold and I dun feel good… stuffy nose… sore throat… swollen tonsils.. the usual… anyways I was feeling nice so I decided to risk it all and write a short chappie to satisfy some of my waiting readers ok!
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Mandapandabug- (teehee) I love Jou and Seto pairings but I love when theirs a twisted plot too (That's where Marik comes in ) And I was reading one of your stories and it was really good, I didn't get to finish I think cause of my mom, but it was awesome! Thanks for reviewing!
Saiyan-Kitsune-Foxfire- Thank You! (Bows) I hope you keep reading my story! Crosshunt-s- Thank You! I think its such a compliment to have devoted readers (does happy dance) oh dear.. cough medicine getting to my headYukiko-Angel- Trust me… he will pay, Bakura and Marik will make sure of that . I love it when the snot's get it up the ass… (not in the sexual way…. Damn im a perv!) even if that snot is a hot multibillionaire with a gravity defying trench coat .
Jou sauntered down the hallways. Ignoring the looks of sheer confusion on some people's faces. He reached his locker, spinning the combo and humming a sweet tune he unlocked the said locker and switched out his books. He closed his locker and came face to face with Marik.
"Damn it what now Marik?" The blonde rolled his eyes but replied
"After the bell rings for end of school come out to the front, we are going shopping!" Jou raised an eyebrow
"But I don't have any money…" Marik just shrugged
"I'll pay for it, it will be worth it when we get back that asshole…" His canines flashed as he smiled at the blonde. He felt a tap on his shoulder and he turned around slightly, and there stood Seto Kaiba, in all his sexy glory. Jou faintly heard Marik growl as the brunette smiled.
"Jou right?" the blonde nodded dumbly "yeah! Well I was wondering if you had anything planned for tonight?" Jou was about to answer yes when he felt an elbow embed itself into his side. He held in the pain and shook his head no.
"Sorry, im busy tonight…" Seto frowned cutely, not used to being rejected. Marik elbowed him again and he added hurriedly
"But tomorrow night ill be free after soccer! Here's my number…." He scribbled onto his history page, ripping off the number and handing it to the brunette.
"I'll call you tonight" Seto said in a coy voice, winking at Jou and nodding at Marik he walked down the hallway. Jou breathed deeply and leaned against his locker
'Ooh it seems like a little puppy has a crush… this will make it ten times funnier… breaking both the asshole and the dumb blonde…' marik thought evilly. He reminded Jou of their meeting and turned, walking down the hallway opposite to the way Seto had gone. Jou shrugged and made his way to Art 101. (1)
Later that day Jou made his way out the door, looking around for Marik to pick him up. He caught sight of Malik and his friend hailed him with a cheery smile and wave.
"Hey Jou! You ready to go yet?" Jou gave his flaming friend a puzzeled look and shook his head
"I didn't know we had something planned… " he apoligised. Malik slapped his forhead
"You really thought Marik was going to take you shopping?" Jou nodded "Damn, you think he can dress himself in the morning, let alone pick out a sexy outfit?" Jou just raised an eyebrow and Malik slung an arm around his shoulders "Hun, Him and Baku will take care of the breaking up part, but its my job to get you two together" He winked coyly and hurriedly shoved Jou to his car. Jou sighed and climbed into the smooth leather seat (A/N yeah I know, I make all the hotties fucking rich…) and clutched onto the dashboard as Malik cruised out of the campus at a record 65 miles per hour. He was wide eyed as they reached the three-story shoppholic paradise.
"You gotta loosen up Jo-Jo" Malik said jokingly, patting the shaking blonde friendly "Ok now where to start…." As he listed off sexy, expensive, and almost all leather fetish stores Jou spotted a small black and red sign that read 'Hot Topic' (2)
"Oooh good choice Jou!" Malik grabbed Jous arm and dragged him into the goth/punk store. Picking up random spiked necklaces and nettings. He grabbed a few bondage collars and wrist bands and headed to the check out. Jou sighed and looked at the sky
"Why me!"
As they walked out of the mall, super duper oopsie dasie shopped out, as Malik claimed…. Jou was carrying 4 cardboard boxes each containing a different pair of skin-tight leather pants… one even had sequence (shudder), 6 bags all from different stores that had everything from underwear to fishnet. And finally Malik was holding the small black bag from the gothic store. When they reached the car Malik leaned heavily against it, fumbling for his keys
"Man I'm pooped… you wanna crash at my place?" Jou didn't even realize it was pretty close to 11:00 and the mall was still full. He agreed with the blonde and flipped open his cell phone. Making sure his parents would be cool with it (3). He hung up and nodded to Malik and they once again sped away out of the parking lot. Jou didn't even bother to grip the seat as he hit his forehead and elbow on the window and dashboard. If Malik was going to give him sexy tips, then Jou would give the psyco driving tips…. And good god did he need them…
Jou looked around anxiously. Malik had invited some of his psyco flamer friends and they were all huddled around him, exclaiming how shaggy his hair was, and how they should use certain makeup's to make his 'drool worthy' eyes more prominent. He had already tried to escape once… so now he was currently duct taped to the saloon chair…
"What do you think" Malik started "A little trim around the ears, maybe a piercing or two…" The leather clad group all nodded happily and suggested random things from tattoos to g string thongs. Jou tried to wrestle his way out of the duct taped chair of impending doom… but it was all in vain….
"Alright boys… crack open that lip gloss and sharpen your scissors… we got a lot of work to do…" he smiled evilly and for a second Jou thought he was looking at Marik… and in that same second he almost wished he was….almost…
A/N so so SO! Sorry its so short… but I needed it to end here for dramatic thingymabob… the suspence! The drama…. The eyeliner! Will they make Jou a Super Freak or a Dream Boat? Princess Sophia (A/N snicker snicker…) or a Fabio? Sugar or Spice? Find out in the next chappie! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
(1)Art 101… I had to take it three fucking times… once every year…. EVERY YEAR! It drove me crazy! Im an artist so why the fuck do I need ART 1 0 BLOODY 1 ? (pant pant) fine… onto next number…
(2)I Dunno if you guys have a Hot Topic but its one of my favorite stores, almost no other stores sell bondage…. Except Spenser's of course but my mom banned me from ever going their because I got a really kinky 'item' and don't go all perv'd on me, it was a present for a friend!
(3)I know in the series he only has his mom and his evil dad… but I don't like that right now and I think he deserves I psyco little sister and Sitcom style parents! BWHAHAHAHAAA… yeahh…
A/N Ok thank you so so so! Much for reviewing you guys but I need more reviews before I post, because the more reviews I get the more motivated I am and the worse I feel about myself if I don't post… im just nice like that! Ok BUH BYE NOW!