A/N Ok here are the answers to reveiws! I loved them!
Kumori Sakusha formerly Saelbu- yeah... i hate cliffies when i read too... BUT WRITING CLIFFIES IS FUN! hehe thanks for reviewing!
Mandapandabug- of course Jou is a dream boat! HE IS A BLONDE FOR PUDDINGS SAKE! and im sorry if u got ur cold from me... im so utterly contagious..! I hope my ideas arent contagious cause then it will spoil the ending (im having a super fluffy yet still heartwrenching ending), thanks! Oh and u cant find out why Marik is mad at Jou just yet... but u will find out soon! bwahahaa
Yukiko-Angel-Ah! Everyone wants to know why Marik is being so down right nasty with Jous heart? Well... i cant tell u just yet... but i promise it will be dramatic and slightly predictable!
Ok now on with the story! bows thank you thank you!
Jou looked in the mirror, horror covering his features. His hair was now three inches shorter, lightly gelled for the 'wet puppy' look (as Malik claimed) and had lighter streaks, barely noticeable but there. He had two piercings on his right ear and a massive amount of eyeliner on his eyes, and a glossy raspberry lip gloss adorning his kissable puckers.
"What did you do…" he began "…With my kinky silver eyeshadow!" The others sighed heavily.
"Jou, we have been over this a million times!" Malik rattled on "We all agreed that you look much better without the shadow… plus all it does is distract the admirers away from your gorgeous complexion. Come on, your much more of a summery gold anyways!"
Jou pouted cutely and the flamers all 'awwed' and glomped him at the same time and shouted together
"Mal-chan! Can we keep him?(1)" Malik sweat dropped, they all put puppy eyes on and the sweat drop grew
"Whatever! Do what you will, but make sure he has a hot outfit for tonight!" they all nodded their heads willingly and one even licked his lips. Jous eyes widened and he curled into fetal position as best as he could while being smothered by rabid flamers.
"Someone save me!" he squeaked as one hand roamed. Malik sighed and pulled him out of the swarming mass of hot gay bodies. Jou shouted with joy and almost hugged Malik… almost.
"Ok, now all you have to do is remember how to put on all this makeup before each date with that kinky super player drizzled in fudge hotness, (2) and you will be fine!" said a tall teenager with a soft rose colored hair streaked with crimson. Malik nodded.
"Ok, now lets find you an outfit.." all the flamers eyes lighted up at the prospect of Jou half naked… or more. But unfortunately for them Malik wasn't done "…at your place.." They all sighed with disappointment… or in Jou's case something else.
They pulled up in Jou's driveway. He hoped out and opened the door, calling for anyone. His sister walked through the doorway, nose in a book.
"Hey Seren' Im back!" she nodded but didn't lift her nose up from the book. Jou sweatdropped and Malik was currently struggling to get all the clothes into the house without dieing.
"Serenity? You there?" she nodded and turned to go. Jou pouted "Don't you like my new look?" She sighed and scanned him from toe to neck. She shrugged, it was just his normal jeans and rugby polo, she raised his eyes to meet his face…. And she screamed. Jou tried to calm her down but she jus kept shrieking. He was worried that he looked horrible, maybe the gay guys were blind? Or maybe chicks hate gay guys… what if Serenity is like her bitch of a best friend Anzu, the homophobe! Her shrieks suddenly turned to laughter and personally Jou had never thought the day would come that his little sister would laugh at him.
"Seren'… am I that bad?" he asked, worry dripping off his features. Malik huffed as he finally reached the doorway (A/N bwahahahaaa weakling…). Serenity shook her head
"No no no, its not that…. Its just, I pity that Seto guy your trying to impress. He is in for one major wake up call!" She giggled again and wiped her eyes "If his jaw doesn't drop when he see's you tomorrow then he must be Gary Fallwell in disguise!" (3)
"Damn" Malik panted as he sat on the couch, flexing his arms "I really need to get a slave to do the heavy lifting…" Jou sweatdropped and grabbed the clothes with one hand
"Come on Malik… we got some outfit organizing to do…" Maliks ears perked and his eyes shined gleefully at the thought of a human dress up doll.
"IM IN!" he ran after his also blonde friend while Serenity went back to her book.
Later that day, in Malik's room (A/N don't worry the queer eye for the straight guy club left )…
"Come on please were the leather pants!" whined Malik. Jou was being quite stubborn.
"No! I can barely move in those things!" he whined back
"But they do make you look really hot" commented Malik. Jou turned back to look in the mirror
"You think so?" he turned slightly and posed "Ahg! What am I doing? No! No leather pants, I have my priorities and wearing dead cows is not one of them!" Malik pouted.
"Then why did u buy them?" he asked, glaring cutely. Jou threw his hands around dramatically
"I didn't buy them! YOU DID!" He glowered "I know you snuck in that shiney pink sequenced one when I was in the restroom…" Malik gave a 'innocently' surprised look.
"Who me? Oh dearest Jou you must have me confused with someone else…" Jou snorted and went back to checking himself out in the mirror.
"Fine, I will wear these ones… but no fishnet and no lipgloss!" Malik pouted and Jou sighed "But the gloss does make me feel pretty…"
That morning (4) Jou strolled down the hallway in tight leather pants... hisgreen silkshirt glistening, his luscious cherry flavored lips utterly kissable, and the sway in his hips made him to die for. Girl and boy jaws alike crashed into the floor as the demi-god made his way to his locker. One group up girls however, picked themselves up and set glares on their faces, storming over to Malik and grabbing his shirt collar
"YOU CONVERTED HIM!(5)" they yelled in unison. Malik shrank beneath their firey gaze
"Uhh what ever d-do you mean? Hehe" he laughed nervously. Jou, his ever so sexy and loyal friend, saw what was happening (well duh, everyone did…) and walked over to them, putting his most adorable face on and tapped the top cheerleaders shoulder
"What seems to be the problem..." He leaned against the lockers, hair falling softly infront of his eyes "…ladies?" Every single one of the cheerleaders fainted on sight. Maliks eyes widened
"Damn Jou, don't do that! You will have the entire school wanting you, not just Kiaba! Marik may not be to happy about this…" He bit his beautifully manicured nail nervously
"Marik may not be to happy about what?" The said teenager (Marik…Duh!) asked as he walked up behind Malik, putting an arm around the shivering egyptain and kissing his cheek. He cast a look in Jou's direction and said lightly
"You look good Jou, now back to-" he was cut off as Malik pushed away from him
"Good? GOOD? GOOD? What do mean he looks good" Malik exclaimed using dramatic hand motions "He is drop dead sexy! And I spent over TWO HOURS making him this sexy! SO HE IS BLOODY FUCKING BETTER THAN GOOD!" He panted heavily and glared at Marik. The victim on the other hand was grinning widely
"Yes, he looks so uber gorgeous " Malik was not so sure he was going to get that good of a compliment about Jou… especially from his boyfriend. But the taller of the three (MARIK) wrapped his arm again around Malik and whispered "But your way hotter, especially when you get all huffy and mad…" Malik blushed and pushed Marik away muttering 'nympho'
A/N yet another chapter finished... and im sorry i didnt have any jou/seto action. But their first date is in the next chappie i promise!
(1)Wouldn't have been awesome if Jou wasn't gay? Like all those gay guys all over him would have been hilarious! Maybe I should do that to Dylan…. Or Chris…. But yeah, cant with Jou cause that would ruin the entire plot! Or would it? Hmmm... maybe I got an idea here….
(2)I have no idea where I got that…. It came out of nowhere… and for those slow readers out there, he means Seto.
(3)Gary Fallwell is a major anti-homosexual if there ever was one. I despise him with a passion… I might have a random clipping of how I plan his death in a later chappie .
(4)They were up for like EVER and they ended up not crashing at Maliks place… and I know it got realy really confusing but bear with me… im taking testing stuff and my brains are draining out my ears…
(5)It means Malik made Jou gay… poor angry cheerleaders…more like poor Malik
Well... THANK YOU SO SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING... but sadly... I WANT MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE! And i better get atleast like 5 new ones before i post next chappie! HA! hear that? IM THREATENING YOU TO REVIEW! BWAAHAHHAAAA