Ok hi everyone, Hina here...here starts Ch5. O.o Thunder. Must be the rain from Huston that Fira got that's coming to Baton Rouge now. Okay well I'll start it now...: Looks out the window, and at the rain.:

Yusuke: -Points to the computer while laughing uncontrollably-

On the computer, there are pictures of Hiei's secret life. It includes him as a:

Astronaut

A DBZ character (Looks like Vegeta, but Hiei's VA also plays Android 17, Garlic Jr. and some other dude I think.)

A super sayian

A teddy bear

A cereal mascot

A Princess

A secret agent

The president of Japan (Ouch)

A Pokemon (Pikachu I think err)

A pimp

One of the Sailor Senshi (Sailor Scouts, Sailor Moon err... That stuff, I never knew why they said Senshi)

((The following are actually on a Hiei site I went to... Kurayami made it.. it's really nice….she makes funny games… one of em ..I'm not sure if its still there... But it was called Kill Kuwabara!-

Kiyone: Omg…….Hiei

Hiei: What?

Kiyone: You're a Teddy Bear!

Yusuke: -Bursts out laughing again.-

Hiei: -Walks to the computer screen, and clicks on A teddy bear.-

On the screen, a picture of a beige teddy bear is shown. The eyes of the bear are Hiei's. The bear is holding a heart, and it's bottom of it's foot has a hearts on it. To the side the Hiei-bear is saying "Hug me and you die."-

Hiei:

Kiyone: Watch me hug it, and not get killed.

Plauge: -Hugs the bear-

Hiei: Hn.

Plauge: HA!

Kiyone: -Hugs the Hiei bear.-

Hiei: . . . .

Yusuke: -Gets up.- I am okkkkaaaay

Kiyone: -Clicks the picture of Hiei as an astronaut.-

Yusuke: -Falls back over laughing.-

Hiei: Eh….--;;

Yusuke: I'm ok, I'm o-kaaaaaaaaaaay.

Kiyone: I know what I'll get Hiei for Christmas!

Yusuke: What?

Kiyone: A spaceship, to go claim other planets in the name of 'Hieitopia!'

Yusuke: Good idea.

Hiei: --;;;

A few hours later..--

Plauge: -Looks at the clock.- Wow, it's almost midnight,

Kurama: Oh..

Kiyone: I wonder if you're still allergic to roses, Kurama.

Kurama: Eh….

Hiei: Let's find out! -Gets a rose and holds it in front of Kurama's face.-

Kurama: -Sneezes and the petals of the rose are scattered in Hiei's face.-

Hiei: --+ Well, we know the answer to that, now don't we?

Yusuke: Yup.

Kiyone: Bless you, Kurama.

Kurama: Thank you..

Hiei: -Throws the stem of the rose behind him and it hits the floor.-

The grandfather clock begins to chime and notify that it's 12:00.-

-Yusuke's front door flies open, with two shadowy figures in the doorway.-

O-o Ok, that's it for Ch. 5! I'll give someone a cookie if they're able to guess the two people in the doorway.

Hiei: -.- I know..

Hinageshi: Shut up…..I figured you would know.

Haku: IKNOW I KNOW! I will have my cookie! Muwhahahahaaaa!

Hinageshi: -.- Oh boy, who Haku?

Haku: -Name of person one—It's a guy..- -Name of person two, it's a girl.-