Disclaimer: I do not own any charachter except Bob, Sybil (no, not Trelawney), and Cornelius (no, not Fudge).

The Little voice

"I've got the life, Herms." The dark haired boy said while trying to unzip the frizzy brunette's dress.

"STOP CALLING ME HERMS!!!" She said while slapping him.

"Oh, Herms, you know you love me."

"I do not! HELP! HELP!" Suddenly, a redheaded, masculine man on a broomstick swooped in and grabbed her. Me!

"Do not fear, Hermione! I shall save you!"

"Oh, Ron! I knew you'd come!"

"Hermione, my darling, will you marry me?" I said while pulling a 14-karat gold-and-diamond ring out of my pocket that suddenly appeared.

"Oh, Ron, of course." Suddenly the evil Dr.Ironclaw and his impenetrable claw of fury swooped out of the sky and-

"AAAAAAAAA!"

"Oi, Ron, what's the matter?"

"Bad. Dream. Bad. Dream."

"Ron, go back to bed."

"Okay, Harry, I'll try."

Suddenly I was transported to a large mansion. I saw Harry and Hermione kissing on a couch inside. I was suddenly inside the mansion and dressed in butler's clothes. I felt myself moving towards the couch, even though I tried to pull away.

"Your dinner is served, Mr. and Mrs. Potter."

"Alright, Ronald, thank you. Come down for dinner, Drac!"

"Enjoy." Oh no! It was my worst fear being lived. Hermione was married! And it was not to me! Oh, and who was that coming down the stairs? Could it be?

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Where did that come from, Ronald? You know it's just our son, Draco II."

"Poor dear's parents. Killed in that car crash."

"I know. And I was so fond of that Draco. Too bad I can't say the same about Pansy. Hahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" I yelled again. I woke in a cold sweat.

"It's about time you woke, Ron. C'mon, today's the day. I'm so excited."

"About what? Oh yeah. The day." I'd been dreading this day for so long.

Hey, you know, it's not that bad.

Are, are you my conscience?

Yessssss…I am your conscience!!!! No, you twit, I'm that little voice inside your head named Bob that talks to you sometimes. We haven't talked in a while. How are you?

Could be better.

Well that's okay. Now Ron, you know you should be happy for your friend. He's asking out Hermione.

Exactly! He's asking out Hermione.

Well, let him have a shot. You know she loves you.

Huh? Where'd you get that information? Are you plotting against me?

Um…no, where'd you get that idea? Oh, would you look at the time. Gotta go!

Waiiiiit! Will I ever see you again?

Oh yeah. I'm scheduled to come up in this fic a lot! Gotta dash!

Okay! See you later! Man, I've gotta stop talking to myself.

Hey, I heard that!

A/N: Sorry, this is a short fic.

Ron: Why do I have to be the crazy one?

A/N: What do you mean?

Ron: Hearing voices in my head?

A/N: grins evilly You aren't insane. But I could make you insane...

Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!