A lump Of Cheese?
"I still can't believe Malfoy was placed in Gryffindor, I mean he's gonna be stuck in a dorm with the marauders, there's no way he'll survive till morning. He's probably plotting with wormtail right this second, wont he..." Harry groaned.
Rummaging through the clothes and school supplies Dumbedore had given him, trying hard to ignore Ron ranting away like he'd just come back from the dead and needed to tell everyone ALL about.
" And what I really wanna know is why you're in Slytherin. Seriously, I mean what the bloody heck was the hat thinking..." Harry clenched his teeth, Hard. "I feel really sorry for Hermione, she has to be in the same house as Wormtail and Malfoy..." THATS IT. Harry couldn't take it any more and launched a dark green pillow across the room.
" Ron! Bloody Shut up!" Rons jaw dropped as sparks flew from Harry's annoyed face.
"Er..Erm...Ha Ha." Ron rubbed the back of his neck. "I guess I'll just, er, go to sleep." He said and quickly pulled the green curtains around his bead. Since when did Harry shoot sparks, That was normally Hermione's job.
Draco sneered at the common room. "So this is the Gryffindor common room?" Hermione nodded. "Geeze, what a dump" He whispered under his breath. " Excuse Me!" Hermione said the scar on her hand glowing lightly. "Er..Nothing" He said quickly.
" I think I'll just go see my dorm, or something." With that Draco sped towards the to stairways. Which one was the boys again? Draco racked his brain. In the Slytherin common room the boys staircase was on the left, but this was the Gryffindor common room the polar opposites and arch rivals of the Slytherins. So wouldn't everything in the Gryffindor common room be the exact opposite to everything in Slytherin common room. It made sense, after all, The Gryffindor common room was in the tallest tower, the Sytherin common room was in the lowest dungeon. Even the house colours were the exact opposites of each other, green and red, Silver and gold. It just wouldn't make sense if the boys staircase was on the left. Draco bit his lip and felt the scar on his right wrist heat up. He grabbed his wrist immediately knowing it was more than likely glowing a soft shade of green through his clothes. He thought for a moment longer before taking a very small risk and heading up the RIGHT stairway. Luckily for him Slytherin and Gryffindor were really quite predictable.
He ran down the boys corridor holding his wrist out of view looking for his dormitory. Man I must look like an idiot he thought to himself opening the 6 year dormitory door..
"So... What to do, what to do?" Sirius Black asked sprawled across his bead lazily. " How would I know?" James Potter replied rather annoyed. They'd been in school two days and Sirius was already bored, typical. "Why don't you go hang around with that new girlfriend of yours.. what's her name.. you know.. erm.. Sally, was it?" Sirius shook his head. " Nope, her names Suzie, I broke up with Sally" Sirius stopped for a second. " Eight months ago now, Or was it eight weeks ago?" " Dude, didn't you go out out with Suzie last year." Sirius squinted Deep in thought " No, that was Kelly, her twin" James furrowed his brow in thought " You Know what, I give up, just go hang around, with Sally" "Suzie" "Whatever her name is! Just go hang around with them! You're driving me insane!" Sirius Pouted " You mean, you don't want me around any more" James stifled laughter. " Yes! Now get lost! I'm trying to enjoy a little piece and quiet" Sirius stood a look of Mock Hurt on his face, he opened his mouth and spoke in a high girlish voice that was not his own " And after al the years I spent with you! you have the nerve to kick me out! Don't I mean anything to you?" James Laughed at Sirius's over dramatic display. "No, You Moron! Now stopped actind so bloody dramatic and go find Moony, I need him to go over are start of term prank plans. This time I'm going all out!" James said with a mischievous smile. This year was gonna be perfect. They had new first years to terrorize, seventh years to terrorize and even some new students to scare the living day lights out of – Of course who could forget their old favourites, the teachers.
Sirius gave a mock salute. "Yes sir!" He shouted in true army style. James through a deep crimson red pillow at his best friends head.
"Would just go already you annoying lump of cheese!" Sirius looked at James confused.
"Cheese? How am I a lump of cheese?" Sirius asked his brow furrowed. James shrugged.
"I dunno, you just, are!" He said.
"But that doesn't make sense. How can I be a lump cheese if I'm a human?" Sirius's eyes grew wide. "Oh No! I don't smell like cheese, do I? Oh Merlin! My life is ruined! I smell like cheese! Oh Please no! I'm too young to smell like cheese!"
James rolled his eyes." Calm down, Mate You don't smell like cheese. See, Just Breathe."
The door opened and Frantic blonde boy ran through the door clutching his wrist. He hadn't seen Sirius and James just about yet. James was about to ask what he was doing in their room when it hit him, he was the new kid, in other words the marauders new room mate. Quickly James reached out and pulled himself and Padfoot through the curtains of his bed.
"Hey, What the Hell!" Sirius shouted. Thank god the curtains were soundproof ?
"Shhh!" James answered annoyed. " Here" James said handing Sirius half of the invisibility cloak."Put it on" "Why?" James Smiled "Cause its about time we found some dirt on the new kids"...
A/n: Sorry I haven't updated in awhile, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to blame my lazy but for not getting this out months ago! I'm so sorry! Thanks to everyone who reviewed!