Disclaimer: I don't own these people, I just play with them.

The Fight

"Well, Ron, It seems you have a date, TRAITOR!"

"Well you don't, SLACKER!"

"Humph."

"Humph."

"I don't like you!"

"I've never liked you!"

"I've never liked you more!"

"I dislike you!"

"Oh, Ron. I never knew you knew so many big words!"

"Excuse me? Are you implying that I'm not smart? Who am I going out with? Huh? Who?"

"You just shut up."

"Make me! Try and make me!"

"Fine! I will!" The scene got ugly from there. Harry punching me, me punching Harry, the wands spurting out all kinds of spells. By the time they pulled us apart, my nose was bleeding, I had a black eye, and my left hand was broken. Harry, however, was nowhere to be seen.

"Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley! Pull yourselves together. Mr. Potter? Mr. Potter!!!"

"Um, Professor, I don't think you'll be finding Harry very easily. You see, I turned him into a mouse-like creature."

"Mr. Ronald B. Weasley! I say! Well, no matter. Accio Harry."

"SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Yelled the small mouse while shooting into McGonagall's forward-thrusted hand.

"Well, let's change him back. Averto in Harry Potter. Mr. Potter and Weasley, you have just earned yourself a two-week detention. Come along. To the infirmary."

"I hate you, Harry."

"I hate you more."

"Grr."

"Grr."

Ron, 'hate' is a very strong word.

Hey, he said it too. I do hate him. And for someone who's not my conscience, you sure do a lot of conscience-y things.

It's beside the point, but I resent that. Anyhow, just apologize. He'll forgive you.

For what? I didn't do anything!!!!

As the kids like to say, 'You started it!'

Did not!

Did too!

Did not!

Did too!

Did not, did not, did not!

Did too, did too, did too!

You're impossible.

You started it!


A/N:Ha! That's hilarious!

Ron: No, I like Harry. Harry is cool. I'm in the Harry Potter fan club!

Harry: Really? Cool!

Ron: Ummmm...you weren't supposed to know that...

A/N: Grins evilly.