Hey, guys! I'm finally writing the real sequel to Sora and Riku Strike Back, and let's hope it's funnier and more random than the last time! But, however, I had to rewrite the first chapter because there were some things that I forgot to put the first time I put this story that makes it interesting.Well, I don't have much time, let's get on with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own KH or even squat! So, HA!

Sora was dozing off in Mr. Ranley's class ( A/N:the teachers in here have almost the same names as my teachers,but the names were changed to protect their identities. Same goes for the students mentioned in here. They are based on people I know, but their names have been changed, hehe), listening to Ranley ramble on about random stuff and what goes on with his kids.

"So, my 4 year old son goes up to this fat guy and says,'you're fat,' and they guy says, 'I know I am.' and laughs about it. My wife was so mortified!" said Ranley.

Riku sat back in his chair, and played with his new cell phone. then Kairi raised her hand.

"Uh, Mr. Ranley?" she asked. "Can we get back to the story?"

"What?" asked Ranley. "Oh, yeah! Why did Pierre's girlfriend run out of the house?"

Nobody answered. Finally, Ranley called on Sora.

"Sora?" asked Ranley.

Sora shot up. "Huh?" he asked. "What?"

"Sora, you lazy bum!" said Ranley, jokingly. "Why did Pierre's girlfriend run out of the house?"

"Uh, because...she found out that Pierre was cheating on her?" asked Sora as he rubbed his eyes.

"Exactly!" said Ranley.

Kairi turned to Sora. She was shocked to see that Sora knew the answer to the question. She also didn't like the fact that everyone stole her lazy bum saying when they woke Sora up in class. Kairi turned to Scott Burkorini, the most obnoxious, red head guy there, who was throwing spitballs at people. He was a dork. He went out with every girl he met, except for Willary Pugg, the girl who wanted to go out with Sora. Kairi shuddered at the sight of him.

"Sora, do you still have a movie lag?" asked Ranley, changing the subject.

"Kind of." replied Sora. He did make a movie recently on Kingdom Hearts with Riku and Willary Pugg.

Ranley turned to Riku. "Uh, Riku, put that phone away or it's mine!" he said. "I've always wanted a picture phone, too."

Riku shoved the phone in his pocket. The bell rang, and school was over. Sora, Riku, and Kairi all walked home together.

"I heard your dad's running for mayor, again." said Riku. "Is that true?"

Kairi smiled and nodded. "My dad's working pretty hard on his campaign. But he still has no opponent, yet." she replied. "He says if nobody steps forward to run against him, he automatically wins."

Riku looked up from the ground. "Hey, Sora, guess who's coming back to Destiny Islands?" he asked.

"Who?" asked Sora.

"Namine." replied Riku.

"Alright!" said Sora.

"Who's she?" asked Kairi.

"An old friend of ours." replied Sora. "She's a nice person, you guys will become good friends. She had this huge crush on Riku."

Riku looked down and blushed. "Well, uh, I was going to ask her out, but she left." he lied.

"Riku, I was seven and you were eight. I think we were too young to ask people out." said Sora with a smile on his face.

"Uh, I was going to invite her to go to the secret place with me." said Riku. "Remember, I found it right before she left?"

"Oh yeah, you found the secret place right when she left." said Sora thoughtfully. He turned and noticed that Riku was blushing. "Are you blushing, Riku?"

"What?" cried Riku. "Uh, no I'm not!"

"Are too!" said Kairi. "I know that you've got a dull colored face normally, but you're pink!"

"I'm not blushing!" cried Riku.

"Uh, I don't think so..." said Kairi.

"Woooo!" wooed Sora. "Riku and Namine, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

"Shut up!" cried Riku. "If you guys don't shut up, I'm going to kick Kairi's drums and break Sora's guitar!"

Sora gasped. "Not my guitar!" he cried.

"Either that, or I'll sic Daisy on Mr. Whiskers!" said Riku.

"No!" cried Sora. "Not Mr. Whiskers!"

(For those of you who are wondering who Daisy and Mr. Whiskers are, Daisy is Riku's cat (well, my cat in real life) and Mr. Whiskers is Sora's rooster (my brother's friend had a rooster named Mr. Whiskers) which Sora raised from a baby chick)

Suddenly, this guy who had a striking resemblance to Ansem, only he had a black mustache on over his lip, went up to Sora, Riku, and Kairi.

"Excuse me." he said. "Do you know where town hall is?"

"Uh, it's over that way." replied Kairi, pointing west.

"Thank you, young lady!" said the guy. "I'm going to be running for mayor. My name is Nicolas Mesna, or just Mr. Mesna!"

"And?" asked Sora.

"Vote for me!" said Mesna as he put a pin on Sora's hoodie, poking Sora.

"OW! That hurts!" cried Sora.

"We're too young to vote." said Riku.

"Nonsense!" said Mesna. "Nobody's ever too young to do anything, like becoming a part of darkness!"

"What?" asked Kairi.

"Uh, did I say become a part of darkness?" asked Mesna. "I meant that becoming a part of darkness as in teenage attitude. Teenagers always have a lot of angst!" Suddenly, his mustache fell off and he went to pick it up. He was waiting for Sora or Riku to say something, but they didn't.

"Well, better run!" said Mesna.

"So long!" said Sora as he watched Mesna walk off. "Man, what a nice guy."