Sweet Intoxication Erik's Diary!
Day 4,679
Man...
Christine is so hot...
She's like, all grown up and stuff...
I'm gonna cry! She's such a big girl now.
Dude...she's so hot!
Maybe I should ask her out...
Nah...that'd kinda ruin the whole Angel of Music thing...
Maybe I should just wait...yeah...
I can't believe she's gotten so big! I used to look at her and think "Aw...le petit Christine! She is so leetel! And petit!" And now whenever I look at her, it's like "MOMMY!"
She has such a pretty voice too! And she is so pretty and hottie and I'm so fugly...
Sadness...quivery lip. She could never love me. Not a fugly man like me.
I wrote a naughty song for Christine and I to sing! It's quite nice really. Honestly, one of these days, they're going to make a musical for me!
Am bored. Not much to do except follow Carlotta around and stare at the back of her head until she turns around and then quickly dissappear before she sees me, which is always much fun!
Then I could always breathe down Joseph Buquet's neck. That's always fun too!
Let's see...I guess I could look in the mirror!
Hmm...not much fun...Ugly. Bah. Never mind that.
Where's my mask at? Got wasted last night and now I can't find it?
Okay...what's it doing on my lifesize wax model of Christine ( I am NOT obsessed! Just...very in phantomy love...) ?
AAAAAHHH! The heat from the mask made the right side of her face melt!
NOOOO! Now she looks like me!
Must fix her! Must fix her!
Baaaah, I don't have time for this! I'll write more later.
Love,
Erik,
O.G.