OK, I finally get to update! WOO HOO! Now onto the story!
"So, anyway, the monkey said, 'that's not caramel popcorn, that's butter!' and the other monkey says, 'I'm allergic to butter, you moron!'" said Sora.
"Sora, can't you tell any jokes that are actually funny?" asked Riku.
"Hey, I try!" said Sora, pouting his famous pout.
Sora and Riku were hanging out at Riku's house.
"So, what do we do to Ansem next?" asked Sora.
"Well, I bought a box full of Al Bhed scorpions that I'll use to prank Ansem." said Riku.
Hurky then walked in, eating some pineapple chunks. "Man oh man, I loooooovvveeee pineapples!" she said.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" cried Riku. "Aren't you supposed to be back at Balamb Garden?"
"Well, we're on spring break right now." said Hurky. She looked around. "You guys live on a nice island."
"Thanks, I've lived here all my life!" said Sora.
Riku whacked Sora on the head.
"Well, of course you lived here all your life!" said Riku.
The doorbell rang and Riku went to get it.
"NOT YOU AGAIN!" cried Riku.
"Who is it?" asked Sora.
"It's ME!" called a familiar voice. Ryo then stepped into Riku's house.
"AHHHH!" screamed Sora. "It's you again! My worst nightmare!"
With that, he ran out of the house and ran home.
"WUSS!" called Hurky.
"Hey, Hurky!" said Ryo.
"Hey, what's up, Ryo?" asked Hurky. "Long time no see! Want some pineapple chunks?"
"Sure!." said Ryo.
"So what brings you here, again!" said Riku.
"I got bored." replied Ryo gleefully as she took a pineapple chunk from a bowl. "So I decided to hang out with you guys! So, whatcha been up to?"
"Well, this guy named Ansem is running for mayor of our island, and we're trying to scare him off the island." replied Riku. "You got any ideas, Ryo?"
"I sure do!" said Ryo. "How about we put ants down his pants?"
"Already did that." said Riku.
"Pull his pants down?" asked Ryo.
"Well, we were going to do that, but then Hurky kept pantsing me!" said Riku.
"You mean...like this!" said Hurky as she pulled Riku's pants down and revealed his boxers with paopu fruits!
"AHHH!" screamed Riku as he ran to his room, tripping on his boxers.He later came back with his pants up. "Hurky, I'd really like you to stop pantsing me!"
Hurky and Ryo were laughing really hard.
"Riku, you must really be obsessed with paopu fruit!" said Ryo.
"Well, and-you be quiet!" said Riku.
"Ahem!" said Hurky. "As I was saying, while you were pulling your pants back up, Ryo suggested that we go into Ansem's hotel room and swipe all of Ansem's pants and replace them with skirts!"
"Nice!" said Riku. "You sure come up with good ideas, Ryo!"
Ryo grinned. "I sure do!" she said.
So, they left Riku's house to go to the Destiny Inn, where Ansem was staying, to swipe all of Ansem's pants and replace them with skirts, and then Hurky suggested that they put crazy glue onto the skirts, so that Ansem can't get the skirts off!
"Why didn't I think of this?" asked Riku as he put glue into the skirts.
Sora walked up to them. "Hey." he said. "Whatcha doin?"
"Playing a prank on Ansem, so buzz off!" said Riku.
"Why?" asked Sora.
"Because then you'll jinx everything so that I'll end up wearing a glue covered skirt!" said Riku.
"Fine then, be that way!" wailed Sora. And then, he ran off.
As soon as Riku, Hurky, and Ryo were done, they took the skirts to Ansem.
"Wait, I've got a plan." said Ryo. "Why don't I ask Ansem to try on a skirt because I'm selling them for charity and proceeds go to injured chocobos in Balamb!"
"Now that's not a bad idea..." said Riku. "Well, what are we waiting for? Ansem to just randomly try on the skirts?"
"I thought we were already doing that..." said Hurky.
They ran into Ansem just right outside of Destiny Inn.
"Hey, Mr. Mesna?" asked Ryo. "Will you try on these skirts for charity?"
"Well, what's your charity, little girl?" asked Ansem.
"Hey, I'm not a-" said Ryo until Riku gave her this look that said to not give Ansem clues that she was really 1,103 years old. "Well, my charity is to help injured chocobos in Balamb."
"Wow, are you talking about that world with the prestigious school that trains SeeDs?" asked Ansem. "Balamb Garden is such an amazing school..."
No it's not, thought Hurky. She actually goes to that school. She was about to open her big mouth and say that her school sucked because it was full of a bunch of know-it-alls who only want to be the keyblade wielder of their world, but Hurky is actually the keyblade wielder of that world.
"And when you try the skirts on, can we take your picture?" asked Riku as he fingered his digital camera in his pocket.
"Well, sure, if it's for the poor little chocobos!" replied Ansem.
So, he put on a hot pink skirt over his pants and Riku took the picture.
"Wow, pink is such a nice color for you." said Hurky.
"Well, what exactly are you going to do with the picture?" asked Ansem.
"Oh, uh, we're going to post it on the internet!" lied Hurky.
"Uh, yeah, the site's called said Ryo. (A/N: is not a real website that I know of...)"We're getting some celebrities and political faces to do these kind of things! Every picture we post, 50 munny goes to the injured chocobos!"
"Alright...well, I'm just going to get this skirt off!" said Ansem. He started to pull the skirt off, but it woudn't pull down. "Uh, excuse me." said Ansem. Then, he walked off.
"Wow, I'm shocked that Ansem didn't blow his top, take our hearts, or possessed me again." said Riku, amazed.
Sora then came up to them. "Hey, Riku, I think you should put on this skirt!" he said as he handed Riku a green and purple striped skirt.
"Why?" he asked.
"Because I want to see you in a skirt." replied Sora.
"OK, fine." said Riku. He handed Sora his digital camera. "Here, hold this." He put on the skirt over his baggy pants.
Sora began to laugh and took a picture. "Haha, now I'm posting this on my website!" he said.
"SORA!" cried Riku. "I'm going to kick your butt all the way to Hollow Bastion! As soon as I get this stupid skirt off!" He started to try and tug his skirt off, but it wouldn't slip off. "GRRRRR, SORA!"
Sora and Hurky were laughing, but Ryo didn't think this was very funny. So, she took her keyblade and hit Sora with it. "You moron!" she cried. "Look what you made Riku do!"
Hurky stopped laughing. "Yeah, come to think of it, that was kind of mean." she said.
"Well, Riku told me to buzz off." said Sora.
Riku then began to chase Sora around the island. "Get over here, Sora!" he cried. "I'm gonna whup your butt, little boy!"
"I'm nota little boy, I'm a man!" called Sora ashe ran from Riku.
"You're a little boy if you glue a skirt to Riku's pants!" called Ryo.
"Why is Sora so obsessed with beinga 'man' anyway?" asked Hurky.
"I don't know." replied Ryo...