A/N: Totally sorry for no fluff so far, but I'm totally getting to that soon! If you love 3/4 then you'll love the fluff I give out! I just want to build it up first, not just suddenly explode with fluff on the first chapter! Oh, and as for this Title, "Abekobe" mean can't be solved, puzzling, and crazy, "Kodomojidai" means childhood, "henn" mean weird, and seishunn...well you'll see!

Disclaimer: I don't own the word wide web, let alone Kids Next Door!

Chapter 3:

Abekobe na kodomojidai to henn na seishunn

Dear Diary,

OMG, that felt like was totally from like some weird comic or cartoon or something! (A/N: Ironic, don't you think?)

What am I getting freaked over? Well... before I explain, I want to, for some reason, write down my conversation with my mom.

Mum: "Kuki-chan? konna samuinakade, dokoniikunoyo?"

Me: "MOM! Don't worry! watashi no kotowo shinpai shinaideyo!

Mum: "Kedo, konna jikantai dakara I'm kekkou worried,"

Me: "Dakara, daijyoubutte itadesyo! Any ways,tell Mushu to not katteni go into my heya, ok?"

Mum: "Ok ok, well, shichijimade niwa kaettekiteyo!"

Me: "wakata yo."

Mum: "A, sousou, Mushi gayutteta to tell you that "xnumbuh 86", or something ga kuki wo contact suru, datte. That reminds me that anta ga chisakatta koro, gibunnwo "numbuh 3" te you were yonndeta your self."

Me:"honnto?"

Mum: nods

Me: " tonikaku my Kodomojidai seemed like totally Abakobe, and my so called "seishunn" is like turing out totally hen..."

Mum: "Don't worry dear, ma ikunjyanaino?"

Me: "A sokka! bai bai!"

(A/N: Sorry, that was real random. I just wanted to show how real Japanese people that live in America and Japanese-Americans that are good in Japanese will talk within their families, as in mixing Japanese and English. I half to say, this conversation sounds like the one mom and I had last week... you know, the language, the content, the slang.)

Ok, so what did I apparently find out?

1-That I was a part of KND

2- My code name was Numbuh 3

3- I was part of sector V

4- I was in charge of Medical

5- I was involve with Wallabee Beatles

What I apparently not get to find out:

1- If Wally loves me back

So this is what happened:

When reached the place and punched in the code this door opened, I, naturally, went in. Closing behind me, the lights went on and I started to feel the room rise. when it stopped, the door on the other side opened, I found my self in the entrance to a really 'gi-hugic' white hall way like room with like hundreds of desks with computers and all the walls covered with doors with different codes on them. Of course there were teenagers all over the place doing stuff.

"Hello XNumbuh 3, welcome to TFATS's Global Command Center." I looked behind me and saw a tall girl with a green halter top, yellow orange mini with yellow spats that come down about half an inch above her knees, black leather combat boots that come till her knees, matching leather gloves, with dark long red hair that was in a tight high pony tail, and a dark blue bandana with 'FF-86' on it. "Come, we don't have time to waste!" and she pulled me to a door that read 'R-C room'.

In the room I saw a chair that had all these wire stuff on them which was connected to this computer on the desk 2 feet away, and a bed that was also about 2 feet away from the chair

"Um..Ah...What the hell is going on?" I asked her, who was at the moment typing in stuff in the commuter.

"I'm just trying to see if three years ago I calculated the decommissioning dose right... But I really don't see how you still don't fully remember wally. I mean when I did you guys, I did it so by the age of 16, well I your case 15 and a half, you two would remember pretty much every thing, so we didn't have to use this beauty over here..." she typed some more stuff, "Oh, there's my problem. I didn't calculate properly. Oh, well, I guess we do have to use this then." she pulled me over to the chair, put all these Band-Aid like pads and straps, and finally a helmet on my head.

"Um...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" I shouted

"Didn't I tell you? I'm going to re-commission you, and don't worry, this won't give you permeant brain damage or any other damage, just it will make you unconscious for, lets see, 3 to 5 minutes, that's all."

Everything went black

A/N: Enjoying it? Well, sorry if it feels like a total cliffy at the moment, but I just thought that this was a good place to stop! Yeah, I know there isn't any fluff in this chappie either. Disappointed? well you just have to wait, cause a tsunami of them are coming soon! Sorry if you are a fan of 1/5, but don't you fret that much, cause you'll see that too, but not that much

Ok, Meanings:

as I said before I made Kuki and her mother's conversation sound natural... I mean this is how I pretty much talk to with my mom! I mean more and more it seems like Kuki's family is Japanese-American (Japanese Immigrants to America, that have generations of family living...) instead of being a Home-Grown Japanese (like I am, ok not exactly,I mean I really don't know which side to take...mom a Jap.-Ameri. and dad Japanese)

Any ways:

Mum: "Kuki-chan? konna samuinakade, dokoniikunoyo?"

Me: "MOM! Don't worry! watashi no kotowo shinpai shinaideyo!

Mum: "Kedo, konna jikantai dakara I'm kekkou worried,"

Me: "Dakara, daijyoubutte itadesyo! Any ways,tell Mushu to not katteni go into my heya, ok?"

Mum: "Ok ok, well, shichijimade niwa kaettekiteyo!"

Me: "wakata yo."

Mum: "A, sousou, Mushi gayutteta to tell you that "xnumbah 86", or something ga kuki wo contact suru, datte. That reminds me that anta ga chisakatta koro, gibunnwo "numbuh 3" te you were yonndeta your self."

Me:"honnto?"

Mum: nods

Me: " tonikaku my Kodomojidai seemed like totally Abakobe, and my so called "seishunn" is like turing out totally hen..."

Mum: "Don't worry dear, ma ikunjyanaino?"

Me: "A sokka! bai bai!"

Eaquals to:

Mum: "litle-Kuki? Where the heck are you going in this cold?"

Me: "MOM! Don't worry! Don't worry about me!

Mum: "But still, because at this hour I'm very worried,"

Me: "Like I said, Don't Worry! Any ways,tell Mushu to not go into my room with out permission, ok?"

Mum: "Ok ok, well, come home before seven!"

Me: "ok, I got it."

Mum: "That reminds me, Mushi said to tell you that "xnumbah 86", or something is going to contact Kuki, or something. That reminds me that when you were a kid, you called yourself "numbah 3"."

Me:"really?"

Mum: nods

Me: " Any ways my childhood seemed like totally crazy, and my so called "seishunn" is like turing out totally weird..."

Mum: "Don't worry dear, well, weren't you going to go?"

Me: "Oh yeah! bai bai!"

also "Seishunn" means your most spiritful, joyful, and prime years of your life, which is usually your teen years.

OMG!

It's like 5 to 4!

I wish I could send this in and publish this chappie now, but being my room is in the basement, and the primary commuter (with the air-port base) is like on the 4th floor, I have like not connection!

one last thing:

PLEASE REVIEW!