A/N: Okay- second chapter- yay!
Chapter two: Ron and Neville…well sort of
"Oh my god, that's Ron, Harry" Ginny practically screamed. It was pretty hard to see through the purple smoke- but Harry could see that it was Ron- just a more primped, jazzed up version of him.
"Hello, fellow ex-classmates. How lovely it is to see you" Ron said in a loud, jovial voice.
"God, even his voice has become extravagant" Harry whispered in awe. Ron smiled brightly, showing off all of his dazzling white teeth and walked over to Harry and Ginny, a slight bounce in his step.
"Well hello there my dear, dear sister" Ron said in an overly bright voice.
"Ron?" Ginny asked, her eyes wide
"Oh, don't call me that name anymore. It doesn't go with my image, darling. I am Ronaldo, fashion designer and actor extraordinaire" Ron, or should I say Ronaldo, said with an exaggerated wave of his arms.
"Ronaldo?" Harry said, wondering weather to gag or laugh.
"Oh, you, I remember you. You were one of my mates in Hogwarts, were you not. Harold? Harriman?"
"It's Harry" Ginny said in wonder. "I can't believe you forgot your own best mate's name"
"Oh, hush now, Ginger, I have met many people since my graduation, you can't expect me to remember all of them" Ron said.
"My name is Ginny!" she said in shock. How could Ron forget his own sister?
"Well, I knew that" Ron said with fake hurt "I remember you, my sister. You work in Romania, hunting centaurs or something, right?"
"No, that's Charlie, and he hunts dragons" Ginny said.
"Yeah, yeah, dragons, centaurs, they are practically the same" Ron said
"No they are not, they are two completely different creatures, like smellypinks and the three footed toads" a women said as she came up to them. Ron glanced at her and then looked back at Harry and Ginny
"Oh, yes, I introduce to you my significant other, Lunus" Ron said.
"It's Luna" the women corrected, rolling her eyes.
"Oh, my, how are you Luna, I haven't seen you for ages" Ginny said
"How can you stand to be married to him" Harry asked
"He promised to take me to northern Ireland to go smellypink sighting if I married him" Luna said, sighing.
"You married him in exchange for a ride to Northern Ireland!" Ginny asked in amazement.
"And he also promised to buy a lifetime membership to father's magazine" Luna said, smiling "At least he kept that promise"
"Well I feel sorry for you" Harry said
"You haven't seen the worst of it" Hermione said, coming over. "Here he come with his children, you have got to hear this."
"Harold, Gingy, meet my off springs, Ron, Ron, Ron, and…what's the baby's name?" he asked Luna.
"Her name is Ron, just like the rest of them" Luna said
"Oh yes, this is little baby Ron"
"You named all of your children Ron!" Ginny asked, suppressing her laughter.
"Yes. This way, Ronaldo doesn't forget their names as often" Luna said.
"Oh, yes, can't have Ronaldo forgetting his own children's names." Draco said, coming up to them.
"Oh, hush up, Dracel, you have no right to mock my wonderful being" Ron said, with a slight flip of his hair.
"Okay, Dracel will shut up now" Draco said, laughing.
"Hmph, people these days, they don't know perfection when they see it, huh Lunar?" Ron asked his wife.
"Whatever, Ronaldo, give me the children, I'm going to go take them to get some punch" Luna said, grabbing the children and running to the punchbowl.
"Isn't there supposed to be a toad in the punchbowl? Noah told me that there was." Draco said
"Yeah, maybe we should tell her" Hermione said.
"Hey, how about we let Ronaldo go and tell her" Draco said, pushing Ron toward his wife.
"Well fine, goodbye then, I am off to save my wife and brood from the horror of toad infected punch!" Ron said with a huge bow and a tip of his glittered hat.
"I am so glad he's gone" Harry and Draco said at the same time. Harry gave Draco a hard glance.
"I still don't approve of this" Harry said, turning to Hermione. Before she had a chance to defend her self a wizard walked over to them.
Ginny looked up at the wizard and gasped. He was tall, just a bit shorter than Draco and had messy sandy-brown hair. His eyes were bright blue and he had a cute, boyish grin on his face. Ginny had to admit that he was one of the best looking wizards in the room.
"Hello Ginny, Harry" the wizard said. Ginny managed a weak smile. Who was this gorgeous wizard?
"I guess you don't remember me?" he continued. Ginny shook her head; she would definitely remember some one like that.
"Aw, come on Harry, Ginny, I was one of your mates, part of Dumbledore's Army" the wizard said.
"I am really sorry but I don't seem to recognize you" Ginny said.
"Well, I'm hurt; I mean I know I don't really look the same, but Ginny how you could forget me. I was your date to the Yule ball." The wizard said.
"Oh my god, Neville!" Ginny cried. Harry looked at the wizard in surprise. Gone was the pudgy, shy boy and in his place was a tall, self-confident, man.
"How have you been these past years? God, you look really good!" Ginny gushed. Harry looked on the scene with annoyance.
"I've been fine, thanks, it is great to see all of you guys again" Neville said smiling widely. "But I haven't seen Ron, where is he?"
"Oh, you mean Ronaldo, he's over there by the punchbowl" Ginny said. Neville looked over and his eyes widened.
"Are you telling me that Ron is actually Ronaldo, the acclaimed actor and designer?" Neville asked.
"Don't say that around him, if his head gets any bigger it won't fit through the door" Draco said. Neville laughed just as a petite blonde witch called him.
"Hey, I better go, the missus is calling" Neville said as he walked away.
"Wow, everybody is so different. Ron, Draco, Neville. I wouldn't be surprised if Snape showed up and started handing treats to all the little kids" Ginny said. Suddenly a tall wizard in blue robes swept past them.
"Oh my god, it's Dumbledore!" Harry said. Dumbledore looked exactly the same way he did when Harry first came to Hogwarts.
"Does that man ever age?" Ginny asked
Dumbledore climbed the stage and stood in the center.
"Welcome all fellow students. I hope that you are having an enjoyable time. We will begin our program very shortly, but first we have a speech by one of our professors, Professor Snape." The whole crowd grew silent as Snape walked onto the stage.
"My god, what happened to him?" Hermione breathed as he walked into the light.
A/N: Sorry to leave you at another cliff-hanger, I know I'm mean, can you ever forgive me. If any of you have any ideas on hat should happen in this story- please tell me, I would love to incorporate your ideas in this story