The Performance 7
Kenshin was doing laundry quietly went he heard Kaoru call his name.
He looked up to see her smiling strangely at him. She walked over to him in and very revealing kimono.
She said "I have something I need you to clean." She pulled him though the dojo and into the bathroom.
She began to take off her kimono saying "Can you scrub my back please?" She entered the tub and waited for Kenshin. He hesitated. He tried to hold a grip on the Battousai.
Suddenly she grabbed him and pulled him in with her. Taken by surprised he lost grip on the Battousai. He emerged out of the water with amber eyes.
He found the Battousai singing to Kaoru as he removed his own clothes:
Battousai:
"I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep goin 'til you hit the spot…woah…"
Kaoru swam next to him naked. She responded by singing:
Kaoru:
"I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot… woah…"
The rurouni watched in horror as Battousai wrapped his arms around Kaoru and sang.
Battousai:
"You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)"
The rurouni screamed curses at the Battousai for touching pure Kaoru-dono. But he was surprised that she was not turning away.
Battousai:
"I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep goin 'til you hit the spot …woah…"
The rurouni was shocked that Kaoru-dono responded.
Kaoru:
"I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot…woah…"
The Battousai and Kaoru were kissing as they sang.
Battousai and Kaoru:
"Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)"
Battousai force Kaoru down. The rurouni knew Battousai what he was ready to take what he wanted. Battousai continued to sing.
Battousai:
"Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip til every bubble in the bottle is gone"
Battousai was so close to defiling Kaoru-dono. Rurouni was screaming in rage.
Battousai:
"I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep goin 'til you hit the spot …woah…"
She seemed to like every minute of it. Rurouni prayed that she would get away.
Kaoru:
"I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot …woah…"
Battousai moved in for the kill. He was still singing.
Battousai:
"I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep goin 'til you hit the spot …woah…"
Kaoru responded as he attacked her by singing.
Kaoru:
"I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot …woah…"
Rurouni used all his power to stop the Battousai. "NO! KAORU!" he screamed.
Kenshin jerked awake. He looked around and realized it was just a dream. Yes it was a dream. But a very goooood dream.
You shut up!
Kenshin shook his head. He knew that letting the Battousai loose on Kaoru was his biggest fear. That's why he was afraid to tell her… That you loooove her. Face it. You've fallen for her.
Shut up! You have too.
At least I'm open with my feelings. I would have had her pregnant by now if I was in control.
Don't even think about doing THAT to Kaoru!
Well, at least we kissed her once. By the time you even THINK of kissing her again we'll be old a crippled.
So what if I'm taking things slow? I'm not worthy of her anyway.
That's what I mean! You have no confidence. If you don't do something tonight you never will!
What's so special about tonight?
Do I have to spell it out for you? Haven't you noticed the pattern?
Sessha saw no pattern that Sessha didn't.
God, you're slow! Look, today is the last day of the festival.
So?
Well the first day of the festival Kaoru, Megumi, and Misao only performed once just to impress us. The second day, they sang together once, but Misao sang a second time. That same night, Misao and Aoshi hooked up. The third day, they sang one song together, but Megumi sang one more song and Sano and her hooked up. Do you see where I'm going with this?
Uhhh…? Sessha is confused.
YOU STILL DON'T GET IT? THIS IS THE FOURTH DAY OF THE FESTIVAL! THE LAST DAY THEY WILL PERFORM! KAORU'S GOING TO TRY AND SEDUCE US YOUR BAKA!
Kaoru-dono! She would never do that! Would she…?
Look. She is trying to show us that she is not an innocent little girl you think her as. If you haven't noticed she is a beautiful, intelligent, and independent woman!
I know that. But I'm so un…
…unworthy? Don't you see that she doesn't care about that? She loves us for who we are; both the rurouni and Battousai. If you can't see that, than you are unworthy of her.
Kenshin sat up. He realized the Battousai was right. Kaoru was a woman and he had failed to see that.
Thanks Battousai. I needed that, that I did. But can you promise me something?
What rurouni?
Promise me you won't ever hurt Kaoru-dono.
I can't do that…
What!
Let me finish! I can't do that unless you tell her tonight. Tell her your true feelings, and I will never hurt our Kaoru.
I will Battousai. Just wait and see.
I'll be watching you rurouni. That was all he said before he faded back into Kenshin's mind.
Kenshin got up and went to the kitchen. He was preparing breakfast when he saw Kaoru and Yahiko training.
He stared at her as she trained and his heart felt warm. Soon night will fall and, Kaoru, we will be together. I can't wait.
Hey! I'm back again! This is just a look in on Kenshin's thought and feelings. I was surprised how I made the Battousai. I made him kind of… dare I say it... nice!
Battousai: So what if I was nice! What is wrong with being nice every once and a while?
Everyone: (staring at Battousai)
Animelover: Well I didn't think you would want to be nice. Your not exactly and nice person.
Battousai: What? Name one time when I wasn't nice!
Rurouni: Remember all the times you appeared in manga/anime? That is lets see (rurouni starts counting all the times he appeared in manga/anime)
Battousai: Okay fine! I'm not nice! Are you happy?
Animelover: But then, I made you nice here…
Battousai: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? Do you want me to be nice or mean? Pick one already! (goes in to a fetal position and rocks back and forth)
Animelover: (feels triumphant for making the Battousai crazy) Anyways, thanks for reading! The next chapter should be out soon!
As always (again), PLEASE REVIEW!
