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Performance 11

Kaoru was confused. Kenshin just swept her up on to the dance floor. He waited for the next song and kept her close. Her mind was racing with dazed thoughts. Then the song began to play. Kaoru found herself singing along to it. She was singing to Kenshin!

"No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart
(Yeah)
No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart."

She danced next to him still singing along.

"I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby? (in love, baby)
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby? (in love, baby)"

To her surprise, Kenshin sang back to her sweetly.

"Girl, you know you got me, got me
With your pistol shot me, shot me
And I'm here helplessly
In love and nothing can stop me
You can't stop me cause once I start it
Can't return me cause once you bought it
I'm coming baby, don't got it (don't make me wait)
So let's be about it ."

He smiled and danced with her. Kaoru responded.

"No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart."

Kenshin moved closer and put more meaning in the words he sang.


"Baby, have some trustin', trustin'
When I come in lustin', lustin'
Cause I bring you that comfort
I ain't only here cause I want ya body
I want your mind too
Interestin's what I find you
And I'm interested in the long haul
Come on girl."

Kaoru danced around him seductively.


"I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby? (in love, baby)
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby? (in love, baby)

No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart."

Kenshin responded.


"Girl, you had me, once you kissed me
My love for you is not iffy
I always want you with me
I'll play Bobby and you'll play Whitney
If you smoke, I'll smoke too
That's how much I'm in love with you
Crazy is what crazy do
Crazy in love, I'm a crazy fool."

Kaoru shook her head and sang.

"No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart."

Kenshin sang back to her.


"Why are you so insecure?
When you got passion and love her
You always claimin' I'm a cheater
Think I'd up and go leave ya
For another seáorita
You forgot that I need ya
You must've caught amnesia
That's why you don't believe."

He kissed her hand and sang.


"Don't you worry 'bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby."

He led her around with him to the music and sang at the same time.


"Baby girl, you make me feel
You know you make me feel so real
I love you more than sex appeal
(Cause you're)
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl

That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl

That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl

That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl

That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl."

At the same time, Kaoru sang and Kenshin sang twp different parts.


"No, no, no, no, don't phunk with my heart

No,no,no,no, don't phunk with my heart."
"That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl

That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl."

Kaoru stopped and circled Kenshin singing.

"I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)

I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)

I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)

I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)."

Kenshin pulled her to him and smiled singing.


"Don't you worry 'bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby…"

Then the song ended but Kenshin still held Kaoru. They are stared at eachother for a long time.

Now, while all this was happening, Sano, Megumi, Aoshi, and Misao were watching and giving commentary.

Sano shook his head. "Go on and kiss her already!"

Megumi hit Sano. "Oh shut up Sano. They can't here you."

"I wish they would get it over with already! Why did they have to sing to eachother anyway?" Misao said folding her arms in a huff. "Himura better not screw this opportunity up!"

Aoshi was silent. He looked down at Misao. He pulled her up and kissed her

Megimi and Sano were all: (O.o) "Oooo!"

Aoshi pulled away blushing. He was silent. Misao held his hand and smiled.

Sano sighed. "Well, at least someone's kissing… hurry up Kenshin!"


Animelover: My long awaited return. I'm back peoples!

Battousai: Finally youngster!

Animelover: looks over Oh my God! Battousai is an old man! I must have been gone longer than I thought!

Battousai: I guess considering I have eternal youth.

Animelover: sweatdrop


half-breed-demon-fox: Glad you liked chapter 8!

Yami Chikara: I know the details are wrong. I haven't seen the movies myself so Iwas guessing from information gathered. Sorry!

ungu-petite: You will someday! Smile! Smiles make the world go round! See?

Animelover: smiles

Battousai: What are you doing?

Animelover: stops Nothing.

Battousai: That's what I thought.

Blitz17: Thanks. Sorry I didn't update soon…. looks down in shame

Wolf : Ignore Misao and Megumi, Sano, Aoshi, and Kenshin are all way hot receives death threats in mail from misao, Megumi, and Kaoru Okay I'd better stop.

midnite cherry blossomz: Glad you liked that joke from Chapter 8! I was writing andit just came to me. LOL!

frozensoul13: LOL! You should write fan fiction too! You and the Battousai make agreat couple!

Blitz17: I'm glad you do. I knew at least one person would like the song in chapter9.

midnite cherry blossomz: Sorry! I hope you like this chapter! I had major writer'sblock…

Black Metalmark: I am considering using "Trapt" soon! Thanks for the suggestion!

Nilnil: I know but I didn't want to make Kaoru stupid… and I couldn't think of a better name than Jeff!

Blitz17: So sorry! I totally neglected it! I'm back though! crys in cournerSORRY!

frozensoul13: crys I'm sorry it's not as funny anymore….

Lilazninnocentz: I am backie! cheers

royal blueKitsune: I love your ideas! I'm planning on using a Ciara song. You'll haveto read to find out about it! escapes laughing evilly

Battousai: She's weird now…

Animelover: throws hammer at him

Battousai: falls over bing caught off guard ORO! Oh no… I mean… ouch!I'm hanging around my other half too much…

invisible Johnny: I would like to personally thank you. I check my email and saw thisreview and was given the sudden burst of energy to write! Thank you soomuch!


I am sooooooo back! I am also sooooo sorry I left. I got caught on other things and I was being lazy. Now this new chapter is up and I'm hoping I can put the next one up soon. Thank you to all my lovely reviewers!


As always, please review!

And answer this question… which would you prefer:

A Battousai sundae? Or a Battousai Chocolate?

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