General Disclaimer Applies!

Zach: Hello! And welcome to the combined forces of the ever-so-hot Squiddie03 as Ariel & Kikyokat666 as Cat!

Cat: Get out of the way! The authors are supposed to open it up!

Ariel: Yeah, BITCHES! Oh…sorry, I meant WHORES! Hahahahaha cough erm…yeah…

David:Hey! We're not whores or bitches! We're MAN-WHORES!

Cat: Okaay…someone woke up a little horny today.

James: Oh! David's horny? Davey, here I come!

Zach: Wait…what! Don't forget me guys!

Ariel: erm…yeah you do that…but erm…wait till I get the camera!

Cat: Umm…after they are through, having their…fun…we'll start the story…wait a minute…1,2,3,4…wait for me!

Five Days Later

James: Ok, guys, what happened here, STAYS here.

All: OKAY!

Just kidding (or are we) ON WITH THE STORY!

"MWAHAHA! We've flown out of Hell & we're FREE!" Zach ran around in a couple of circles, stopped, & began laughing hysterically, causing people in the mall to stare. The rest of them joined in the laughter as well. "I think I'm sugar-high." He said still giggling.

"It happens." Ariel said mysteriously, calm, no trace of a smile, although her eyes showed her humor.

David looked at her weirdly, "Are you speaking from experience?"

Ariel smirked, "Maybeh."

"So THAT'S why you're always behind the school before classes start!" Cat shouted.

"Oh, no…that's for an entirely DIFFERENT reason…" James said, smirk set firmly in place.

"Eh…ok…I'll take you word for it."

James walked over to one of the store windows. There was this awesome bass guitar. It had an 'authentic' autograph from John Lennon.

"Hmph…John Lennon my ass." David said.

"I know that is NOT his guitar!" Cat exclaimed.

"How do you know?" Zack asked.

"Because he is MY John Lennon, that's why!"

"Wait…I thought you had John McCartney, & I had Ringo Lennon…And David had George Starr…" Ariel said, confusion written on her face. Cat looked at her with an inquisitive look on her face & said,

"But I thought James wanted Ringo, 'cos he had a thing for drummers?"

James walked forward, "You called?"

"No! It's my Ringo!" David said.

"Sorry. I've already got him. Better luck next time, though." James stated.

"But-"

"You're BOTH gay!" Zach exclaimed & walked toward the store entrance.

"No! Well, at least I'm not." James said.

"Hey! I heard that!"

"Look! It's a purple bass guitar!" Cat exclaimed.

Ariel & Zach started drooling, "Ohh."

James looked around the store his eyes fell on a brown case.

"What's that?" He asked.

"I don't know. It looks old." David said.

Cat ran over & said, "Let's poke it!" She and James then started poking at the case madly.

"Ummm…why don't we just open it?" Ariel asked.

"Oh…ok, well if you want to…sure…" Cat said unsure.

"Open it, yes or no!" Zach asked, exasperated.

"YES!" The other three exclaimed.

They all opened the case & Cat squealed like…a cat.

"Erm…"Ariel said. She thought it looked different…but who cares? She shrugged & they all lunged for it & touched it at the same time.

"What the-!"

They were suddenly in a swirl of color, then their feet hit the ground & their knees buckled.

"Oh, my knees." Ariel moaned.

"My head hurts…" Zach said while grabbing his head.

"I think I'm going to be sick…" Cat said holding her stomach.

James was holding his head, "My brain…"

They all stopped moaning & looked at James.

"What?" he said indignantly.

"You have a brain? Do you know what a brain is?" Zack asked.

They would have laughed manically at this, that is, if they didn't feel their stomachs had been doing back flips.

"Where are we?" Cat asked.

"Seem like some sort of castle…" James answered.

"I know this place!" Ariel squealed.

Cat, James & Danny all look at her a little confused. A look of sudden realization came across David's face.

"We're in-!"

"Hogwarts!" Ariel finished.

"Oh my god! This is awesome!" Cat said.

"Hogwarts?" James asked.

"Yeah the wizard school." Ariel & Cat answered simultaneously. James stared at them with a blank look.

"Oh! This is where your cousin goes right, Cat?"

"Oh yeah! 'Mione does go here!" She replied.

"So, your cousins a witch?" Zach asked.

"Yeah strange, I know."

"Is she hot? How's her ass?"

Cat looked at him with a strange look on her face.

"I don't usually spend my time checking my COUSINS out, okay?"

Off in the distance, a figure could be seen walking briskly toward the quintet.

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Okay peoples! This is our first double author story & our first chappie so IT WILL GET BETTER! Yeah…so just review & all that jazz……we'll update…maybe…..