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"Class open your books to page 304, and yes that includes you Draco even if your knowledge outsmarts this book and the rest of the class, I would still like you to pretend that I do not favor you." said professor Snape, his voice sooo serious that it made Ginny and Colin want to giggle so hard even though they knew that their lives would be at stake if they did.

Ginny and Colin were seated at opposite ends of the room because Snape believed that when they were together they were 'typically Gryffindor' and that meant, to him, stupid, annoying and disruptive.

"Ooh Snape I am going to get you for this horrible lesson." "You wait till tonight, then I'll let you see my true brilliance, my brilliance in pranking, YOU." Ginny thought daydreaming about her escapade tonight.

"Miss Weasley, can you explain what you've done too screw up this simple ageing potion?" said Snape deadly sweet.

"Nothing sir, I followed every direction on the board see, first I chopped up the manioc roots, and then I stirred them into the potion 3 times anti clockwise, oh." Muttered Ginny

"Oh what Miss Weasley, did you realize that you actually made a mistake, did you stir it clockwise? Hmm Miss Weasley, did you?" said Snape once more.

"Yes sir, I stirred it clockwise." She said out loud, sounding as sad and sorry as she could. "You evil son of a bi…" she thought

"Miss Weasley, I don't suggest that you finish that sentence, I would like you to know that I have studied the art of Legilimency, for practically my whole life, and I will allow Professor Dumbledore to access that certain memory of yours, and you will get at least a detention. Now 30 points from Gryffindor for thinking about verbally abusing a senior teacher." Said Snape with an air of a King with a stick up his butt."

"Sorry sir" muttered Ginny. Having a battle inside her, trying to decide whether or not she should beat him up right then and there."

"Class dismissed" Snivellus said with contempt and relief in his voice.

As Ginny left the room, she thought – "YOU suck, you have greasy hair, and a big, no HUGE hawk nose."

"MISS WEASLEY, you'll be sorry for saying that." Yelled Snape as she sauntered out the dungeon entrance.

Later that night

A figure slipped out of the Gryffindor common room and slipped down to the dungeons. The slim figure waited till she heard a thud from inside the dungeon she was waiting outside. Soon enough a dull thud could be heard from inside the dungeon.

"Ooooh Snape you going to get it, when I'm finished with you…" said Ginevra.

The next morning, Ginny walked into the Great Hall, and was greeted by her two brothers, laughing; they congratulated her on her newest prank and walked of laughing. She was anxious to see her 'newest piece of art.' She sat down in her usual place and started laughing, even though she had seen it last night. In the middle of the teachers table snape was pole dancing. And for some reason he couldn't stop. The look on his face was priceless; Ginny could not even describe it.

He was wearing a bikini that looked about 4 sizes too small, and it was electric green and pink. The music playing behind him was 'will you be my valentine' by the Weird Sisters. That was only the half of it. His hair was long, flowing, blonde and silky. He was wearing 6 inch heels, and he was dancing right in front of McGonagall, who had already fainted, and was lying on the floor.

Ginny didn't want to be caught by laughing, so she grabbed a stack of toast, and walked out of the great hall trying to look as causal a possible. When she was finally back in the common room she burst into laughter along with about 20 other people.