Disclaimer: I do not own GTA 3, 4, 5. You know. Not mine.

A/N: Oh yeah keep in mind I have changed my name to ActionMax since I started this, and my comedy is a working progress so this should get better as it goes. Also thanks to the reviewers, I glad you like the creativeness.

Chapter 2: What's up.

"Man you need to lay off the Yay." C.J. said with a laugh.

"It sounds more like that crack shit to me." Said Tommy.

"Now before I continue you three should have an introduction." ActionMax cleared his throat. "Tommy Vercetti from Vice City. Carl 'C.J.' Johnson from Los Santos, and the man only known as Fido who currently resides here in Liberty City."

"You still haven't answered our question's prick." Tommy's temper was rising. "How did we get from our homes to here."

"I am the author of this fic I can do what I want."

"See your losing us with your crazy talk again." Said C.J.

"Well crazy or not you three are working for me now."

Tommy, and C.J. each take out 9mm aiming them at ActionMax as Fido just casually watches. "I don't pull jobs for anybody me now."

"Yeah especially coke head who take us from our cribs." Added C.J.

Suddenly a dozen guards dressed in suits armed with M-16 assault rifles rushed into the room aiming their weapons at the three men. "See you've upset my guards. Drop your weapons, and listen to what I have to say." Tommy, and C.J. did what they were told. "Now I want you three to pull some jobs for me, but first you guys must prove that you are worthy of working for me."

"Oh that's some Bullshit. I just finished taking care of stuff in Los Santos, and now I got to do this. I don't think so man."

"Well Mr. Johnson you don't have a choice. I have seized yours, Mr. Vercetti's, and Fido's assets. Plus you will not be able to leave Liberty City unless I give permission; my men will be surveying areas such as the docks, Airport to make sure you stay here. Plus now you will give me all your weapons, cell phones, and money."

"You mother fucker." Tommy was pissed as was C.J. but Fido already began to empty his pockets liking the idea of more work of causing damage, and chaos to Liberty City.

"Here." Actionmax took a beeper out of his pocket, and tossed to Fido. "This is how I will contact you three, and others might as well if they require your services. Now my men will escort you out so you may begin. Good luck. I'll be checking up on you three to see if you're ready."

"Can't wait." Said Tommy sarcastically.

The Men escorted them out of the Love Media building leaving them on the streets of Staunton amongst themselves. "Where in Liberty City." Said Tommy looking around. "I need to find out what today is."

"I'm calling my bro." Said C.J. Walking over to a pay phone. Fido just shrugged, and stood there watching the other two.

Tommy walked over to a man in a trench-coat, and brown hat reading a newspaper at a bus stop. "Excuse me sir, what's today's date?"

"It's the 5th" He replied annoyed.

"Is it 2005"

"What do you think moron."

"Give me that!" Tommy snatched the newspaper angrily.

"Hey."

"Do something about it. Prick." He looked at the front page of the paper to see the date, and the year being 2005. "You got to be shiting me."

"To Los Santos!" C.J. yelled angrily into the phone.

"Were sorry your call could not be completed." Bang! The phone was slammed down.

Tommy and C.J. walked over to Fido. "Alright man do you know what's up here." Fido shrugged. "Great what do we do now? We have no money, weapons or contacts in Liberty."

"You two are on your own." Said Tommy looking to cross the street but suddenly a yellow Sentinel stopped in front of them.

One of ActionMax's guards stepped out. "ActionMax has decided to provide you three with transportation. Here it is. Also you three must stick together, and find work if you want to get home." The guard then walked into love media.

"At least he hooked us up with a hot ride." Said C.J. examining the modern Sentinel.

"I guess we should try finding a job around this city."

Suddenly the beeper they had been supplied with started to beep as a message was coming through. The three deadly men gathered around to read it. "Helped needed. Meet me at the radio station in Harwood if interested."

"Let's go check it out. I'll drive."

"No wait I'll drive." Tommy said as he walked to the car.

Carl walked next to him. "Nah, I'm the best driver in LS man let me take it." The two faced each other.

"Listen pal…" Before the two could continue with the argument Fido had entered the car, and was in the driver's seat.

The two looked at him then each other. "Fine I got shotty!" He jumped into the passenger seat.

"Fine." Tommy entered the back. "This has turned out to be a great day." The Sentinel then started on its way to Portland.