Hi Hello! This is my first Fan-fic post. I heard this song and thought of Two-bit.

Disclaimer: I do not own Two-bit, I do own Sheryl however.

he drinks-he smokes
he'll cuss-he swears-he tells bad jokes
yeah, he ropes-he rides
he lives life fast, and he loves to fight
he's a boozer-a loser

The phone rang it was 3 a.m. in the morning. Who the heck would call at 3 a.m. IN THE MORNING! I picked up the phone as my voice came over groggily greeting the idiot. "Hey, Rhine residents…Sheryl speaking"

"Hey honey, its me Two-bit." His voice echoed over.

"Oh…" Why didn't that surprise me?

he calls me up when he's had too much
a schemer-a dreamer
when I tell him to change his ways
he just turns to me and says
'I aint no quitter'

"Have you been drinking?" I asked half-awake.

"Yes, but only a few… lets see…1,2,purple, 9,and 40." He said his words now seeming to slur.

I rolled my eyes sitting up on my twin-sized bed. I was going to say purple isn't a number, but I figured it useless. So all I said was, "Two-bit why are you calling me?"

"No reason special darling." He said hiccupping at the last word at the end of his sentence.

no, I aint givin up on him just yet
cause i'm as stubborn as a girl can get
he wont quit-but you can bet
i'm stickin to it
i-aint-i aint no quitter

he chews-he spits
he flirts too much, and he loves blonde chicks
he struts-he strolls
he looks so cool, and yeah, he knows
he's a beautie - cutie
his body rocks, and the girls they flock
he's afflicted-addicted

I heard a voice in the background. Now that caught my attention. "Who is that?" I said harshly.

"No one" Two-bit answered quickly.

Right…whatever…she's another blonde I bet my life on it. That was a steep bet but since I wasn't a blonde girlfriend to him there was someone else that had to be.

no, I aint givin up on him just yet
cause i'm as stubborn as a girl can get
no, i aint givin up on him just yet
cause i'm as stubborn as a girl can get
he wont quit-but you can bet
i'm stickin to it
i-aint-i aint no quitter
i-aint-i aint no quitter

"Yeah you'll get it in the morning." I mumbled hanging up the phone. I lay back down on my bed. I must be as stubborn as a girl can get.

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