Chapter Five

Edward was moody. More moody then normal. She was also annoyed cause Winry gave her lesson in the Mensrual Cycle and how to put on pads. But it was nessiary, expecially when she was frecking out in the shower and Winry came in to calm her down. Ed blushed as she remember what exactly happened. It wasn't as if her mother lived long enought to tell her about those things!

Flash back:

Ed washed her hair free of the shampoo and sighed when she felt something warm start sliding down her right leg. She looked down to see blood. She started screaming and wondering if she had an internal wound of some kind. Winry came rushing into the bathroom, making Ed blush. "I'm bleeding!" Winry looked at Ed and started laughing. "oh my god Ed! You got your period! Wait intill I tell granny about this one!" Then Winry started explaining about the period and pads. Edward listened and blushed.

End.

Edward wanted to cuddle with Roy, but at the same time yell at him for no reason. Great now I know how women think! Edward sighed as she headed out to the library. She sat on one of the tables of the quiet library, and picked up a book and started reading it. Ed was reading for a solid three hours before two arms wraped around her. She smiled and sighed. "I was really into this book, Roy." She said when she saw the gloves on his hands.

She heard a chuckle and frowned. "Hello Chibi-san." it was Roy's voice, but she knew it was Envy. "The Hell!" Ed yelled and stood up. She noticed that the librarian was on break, and wouldn't be back for a while. "What the hell are you doing here?" Ed yelled at the shape-shifter who turned back into his 'normal' form. Envy smirked at Edward. "my My. It seems it is true. Chibi-san is not only shorter," Edward glared murderously at the Shape-shifer.

"But also female. Hmm The Female-metal-shrimp. Heeheehee" Edward was pissed. She was not only pissed but she felt like choping Envy into a million tiny bits and then burning them. Even though, Envy would just regenerate anyways, it'd be worth it. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A FUCKING SHORT BITCH THAT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO FUCK BECAUSE SHE IS SO TINY?" Ed yelled and launched herself at Envy, transmuting her automail arm into a blade.

Envy was amused by the female Edward. He easily dodged the rapid moving blade that was Ed's arm, and smirked. Then he heard several footsteps and frowned. "Till be meet again, chibi-san" With that Envy was gone and the libraian was staring at her shaking her head. Ed smiled and said Sorry. Then She quickly left and went home.

Roy had called several times that night only to have the phone picked up and hunged up before could even say anything. It was starting to tick him off. Then he called again to have Al pick up the phone.

"Hello Alphonse Elric speaking."

SHIT! "umm Hello Al-kun."

"Oh Colonel. It's you" Al said dryly.

"Is Ed there?

"yes, she's in her room sullking."

"Sullking about what?"

"I don't know. Winry says it's a girl thing."

Roy snickered at a guess of the the 'girl thing' was.

"So Ed has that?"

"that? I don't understand."

Roy snickered. "You know Ed has her period."

"Ack! Is that why? Oh my!"

".You didn't notice?"

"no, oh and Colonel."

"Yes?"

"Ed's not allowed to spend the night at your house unless you ask me. The last time She did, she came home with bite marks around her neck."

"oooh, okay..."

"You guys didn't go all the way did you?"

"no...Ed was to scared."

"oh,"

"Goodbye Al-kun, tell Ed I called!"

"I will, good Night Colonel"

The colonel sighed as he hunged up the phone. Al scares me. I'm an Alphobic now. great...I'll have to find ways to ask for Ed to come over soon... maybe after this week thou. Ed might be a little more dangerous this week...Roy Sighed as he finished up his paper work.

Edward yawned and laid down in her bed and fell asleep thinking. Maybe I should see Roy soon. Maybe sneak out of the house? hee hee. But I don't like Al made at me. Oh well. The only sound could be heard in the room was nightime crickets and soft breathing coming from the young blonde. Faint sounds of bushes russling would also be heard, but ignored by the sleeping blonde.

Note: Sorry for a short chappie!