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Twister91: WF: (sees Twister turning blue from lack of air) Quick! We need to help! Um... Sprx, do CPR, quick! (Watches Twister run a mile)
Ichigo: That's what you intended to do, wasn't it?
WF: Yep.
Beastfire: WF: Hear that, Ichigo?
Ichigo: (grins eagerly) Yay!
Otto: Last time Ichigo smiled like that, we all ended up in some super girly doll shop!
Nova: Run whilst you still can Ivy! (Suddenly bound in a bedroom alone with Sprx)
(Screams are heard)
WF: (hiding wand) Ignore her! C'mon, Ivy! It'll be fun!
SparxGirl: Ichigo: (mesmerised again) where'd you get them?
WF: (gasps) we wouldn't do anything mean to her, would we guys?
Axe: (growls)
WF: Get lost!
Axe: (whimpers and hides in a corner)
WF: Hehe (does a peace sign)
Lazzynewtt: Antauri: Oh no...
Ichigo: (hugs Petalite) Oh, you're so cute, and adorable and huggable... (Looks up at Antauri with big moony eyes)
Antauri: (sweat drops) No, Ichigo!
Ichigo: (pouts) Meanie...
Dhara patel: WF: OK, I might have exaggerated a little. But, these weren't from personal experience! I imagined it from seeing my friends nearly slaughter their siblings.
Navy2Blue: Ichigo: A year and a half? (Turns to Antauri) Um... y'know. Maybe we should wait until we're older. (Floats off looking rather shocked)
Antauri: Yes! Woo hoo! Thank you!
Umm... no name: Cool, just give me a description of Sarah and I'll try and use her!
A Fan of Romance: WF: O's...
Ichigo: What?
WF: I like o's too!
Ichigo: (sighs) I hope any children I have don't inherit this insanity!
Kiozona.pop: WF: Nope, but he's scared of me! Watch (floats up to Axe) Hi!
Axe: AAAAH! Its evilness burns! (Runs)
WF: Hehe, guess he's scared of fairies!
goddessofanime: WF: Hear that? They're cute!
Nova: (snorts) Yeah right. Only cos your head's full of cotton balls and fairy-dust!
WF: Meh, it's true! (Pulls a cotton ball out of her ear)
And the fun's only beginning!
"OK, so is everyone ready?" asked the ski teacher as he faced the odd group of monkeys and humans and various other creatures.
"Yeah..." came the unenthusiastic reply, the teacher sweat dropped and sighed.
"OK, well go get your skis and we'll meet up again at the top!" he instructed, before taking off towards the ski lift.
Everyone joined the line waiting to hire skis and, once they'd got them, they went to the ski lift.
"I'm sorry dear, no under 5's allowed" said the kind, elderly woman at the desk; Ichigo face vaulted,
"Madam, I'm not under 5! I'm, in fact, 16! Now, may I have my skis, please?" she asked again, the woman scrutinised her for a moment.
"I'm sorry, sweetie" she said, pointing at a height chart, "but you have to be this tall and over to go skiing. Maybe you can go when you've grown a little"
Ichigo walked up to the height chart and looked up at the arrow, she pouted and stormed off. Antauri watched his girlfriend leave the desk with a stormy look on her face,
"What's wrong, Ichigo?" he asked, she stomped over to him.
"I'm too short to ski" she said, sulkily. She crossed her arms and pouted; Antauri tried not to smile and hugged her.
"Oh well, sweetie. Guess you'll just have to go to the spa part instead" he watched her face light up instantly. She smiled up at him, but it soon went again,
"But, what if no one else is too short? I don't want to go alone" she said, looking slightly forlorn.
"Oh, I can think of someone-" Antauri was cut off by a tirade of cussing, coming towards them from the ski hire. Ivy spotted them and stormed over, looking very dangerous.
"You too (bleeping) short to go (bleeping) skiing at this (bleep bleeping) place too?" she demanded, Ichigo nodded quietly; awed by Ivy's colourful language, and Ivy grabbed her arm, "Good! Then let's go find something (bleeping) better to do!" Ichigo floated along, looking back at Antauri worriedly. Antauri tried to smile encouragingly, but he felt like she was going on a death march.
'I hope she'll be OK' he thought as he entered the ski lift.
"No. (Bleeping) Way" said Ivy, in a very even voice that scared the living daylights out of Ichigo. But she forced herself to persist,
"Please, Ivy? Pleeeeaaaase?" she begged as the meerkat continued to glare at the door. "It'll be fun, honest!" Ivy snorted at that and turned her head away. Ichigo sighed and continued to beg Ivy to come into the beauty salon.
'Oh, boy, this girl doesn't quit!' thought Ivy, then something caught her eye; she looked again and saw an Adonis of a man walking up towards them. Ivy felt her eyes roam all over him and followed as he walked up to them.
"Hey, Sis!" he said, bending down to give Ichigo a hug. "I thought you'd be skiing with your other friends" he said, smiling at her. Ichigo sighed,
"I'm too short to ski so I'm trying to get Ivy here" she pointed with her thumb at Ivy, who froze as the boy looked at her, briefly, "to come with me into the salon!"
The boy laughed and looked down at Ichigo, his eyes seemed to sparkle with innocence,
"Well, good luck. I'll see you later tonight, at the bar, ok?" and with that, he walked off into the beauty salon. Ivy moved very jerkily towards Ichigo,
"Who... was that?" she asked, quietly. Ichigo looked confused by her sudden change in attitude,
"Him? Oh, that's Ryou, my twin brother! He works here, in the beauty salon" explained Ichigo, Ivy suddenly grabbed her arm and dragged her into the building. Ichigo floated up to the desk and asked for the assistants, whilst Ivy looked around frantically for Ryou.
'Where is he? Where'd he go?' she turned again and bumped into someone's leg.
"Hey, why don't you watch where ya going, Godzilla?" she yelled and looked up, she froze again.
"Sorry!" apologized Ryou, helping the little meerkat mutant to her feet, "I should've watched where I was going!" he felt the meerkat's surprisingly strong grip tighten around his wrist as she pulled him over to where Ichigo was,
"I want this guy to be my masseuse!" she demanded, pointing up at him. Ichigo and the woman at the desk looked, shocked to see Ryou being dragged by someone, much less a meerkat girl!
"Well... if he's not busy with anything else..."
"He's not!" cut in Ivy, looking slightly demented, "Hurry up and get a place ready!" she yelled, startling the woman. She shakily pointed to a room
"Please, go wait in there" she said timidly and hid behind her desk as Ivy stomped past and a rather shocked Ichigo floated along behind.
The woman composed herself again and looked down at Ryou, pityingly,
"I'm so sorry" she said and Ryou paled even more. He sighed and got up, heading off to find the massage oil.
"Yay! Go, Deka, go!" cheered Fae as she watched a red haired boy come to a stop near her. She flew over to him and smiled, they watched the others speeding down too,
"That was great!" he exclaimed, "why don't you go?" he asked, turning to look at his companion. She pouted slightly,
"Too short to ski" she replied, not taking her eyes off the skiers. Suddenly, her eyes widened and she flew up to Dekamonkey's height,
"Is that... Antauri?" she asked, squinting to get a better look, Dekamonkey looked as well. Sure enough, a black speck was veering around wildly, obviously out of control, and was heading towards them. They jumped out of the way as Antauri flew past and landed face first in a tree trunk.
Fae and Dekamonkey ran over to their unconscious friend,
"Is he alright?" asked Fae as Dekamonkey checked over Antauri's injuries,
"Yeah" he said after he finished checking, "Just a bump on the head. But we should get him inside"
"Yeah" agreed Fae as she floated after Dekamonkey, who was carrying Antauri.
Ichigo purred slightly as she was massaged, but she stopped when she heard Ivy moaning overenthusiastically.
"More" moaned Ivy, squirming underneath a blushing Ryou's hands, obviously trying to turn him on. It wasn't working,
"Um... ma'am? Do... you think you could stay still?" he asked, feeling very embarrassed and slightly scared of this individual. He looked over at the other assistant and saw him desperately trying not to laugh. Ryou glared at him and the assistant looked away. Ryou looked up at the clock and silently whooped for joy,
"Ma'am, that's it. Now you have to go to the hot spring" he said and Ivy rolled on her back and grinned at him, lustfully. She beckoned to him with her finger and Ryou neared her slightly.
"I could always return the favour, if you want" she purred into his ear, causing Ryou to spring up and run out crying,
"UmmnothanksIdon'tswingthatwayhaveanicedayandcomeagain!" the other assistant set Ichigo on the floor before going out the door and laughing madly.
Ivy blinked at the space that Ryou had been in earlier before turning to Ichigo,
"What the heck is his deal?" she asked, jumping off the bed, Ichigo giggled quietly but stopped when Ivy glared at her,
"Umm... well y'see. Ryou isn't into girls like that" she explained sheepishly, Ivy face vaulted and grabbed Ichigo by the shoulders,
"You mean he's gay?" she shrieked, shaking Ichigo. Ichigo's eyes swirled a little before she managed to nod. Ivy dropped Ichigo, who fell on the floor,
"Typical" she muttered as she walked off to the hit spring, Ichigo picked herself off the floor and followed.
Ichigo: (giggles happily) Well, I guess someone had to find out!
WF: LOL yeah! Oh well, review people! And I hope everyone who was in it, enjoyed their parts!