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Chapter 2- Will the Real Beast Boy Please Stand Up
"Raven? I'm not Raven, I'm Beast Boy."
Beast Boy's mouth dropped.
"Uh… no you're not. I'M Beast Boy. YOU'RE Raven."
"Nuh-uh! I'M the REAL Beast Boy, and you're just an impostor who's trying to look and act like me," She stated, pointing an accusing finger at him.
The other three stood there and blinked several times while allowing those two to bicker for a while.
"No, I'M the real Beast Boy!" Beast Boy shouted.
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Are not Beast Boy!"
"Are too Beast Boy!"
"You are so not Beast Boy because I'M Beast Boy!" The girl formerly known as Raven yelled.
"Why do you think you're me?" Beast Boy asked, getting irritated by the current situation. Although he was kind of happy that someone wanted to actually be him, he thought that this situation was way too creepy and needed to be stopped immediately.
"Why do YOU think that YOU'RE ME?"
"I don't think I'm you, Raven!"
"And why do you keep calling me Raven? I'm not Raven, I'm Beast Boy! Geeze, perhaps since you think that I'm Raven and that you're Beast Boy, which you're clearly not because I'm Beast Boy, that maybe you should be Raven!" She exclaimed.
"What? I'm not Raven!" Beast Boy replied in shock, "YOU are!"
"See? There you go again, thinking that I'm Raven. Well from now on, you are," The former-Raven stated as she got off of her bed and stormed out of the room, mumbling something about how Raven was awful moody today.
Robin, Cyborg, and Starfire all looked at Beast Boy, hoping for some kind of explanation.
"What? I didn't make her go all haywire on me! Her head must be all messed up after that steel beam hit her. I mean why else would she think that she's me?" Beast Boy asked.
"I know not of why she would think she was you in the first place, Beast Boy," Starfire stated sadly, "But all that matters now is that we restore her to her original condition before this becomes any worse than it already is."
Beast Boy sighed. This was most likely going to be much harder than expected.
Beast Boy's second encounter with the BB-turned Raven wouldn't be until close to dinnertime later that day, when he, in the middle of his video-game-playing with Cyborg, was interrupted by a fuchsia and black dressed figure plopping down on the couch next to him.
A figure who wore a distinctly familiar fuchsia and black outfit on them.
In fact, this was the same exact fuchsia and black spandex bodysuit that Beast Boy wore.
Beast Boy turned to look at the figure, having paused the game to do so.
She happened to be wearing Beast Boy's complete outfit, the only differences being that it was stretched out in some places much more than others and that it looked rather tight-fitting on her because he was shorter and thinner than her. She wore his bright pink shoes, silver belt, and silver gloves that went with the outfit. Her violet hair went from its straight, flat look to being spiked up in many insane directions about her head.
Or, at least, it was attempted to be spiked. A very sad attempt at that, one might add. Then again, it is quite hard to spike long hair without using up lots of hair gel to do so. It was quite clear that she didn't use much hair gel at all. Then again, it was probably because everyone's favorite green teenage superhero didn't have much hair gel left and kept forgetting to put it on the shopping list.
She grinned goofily at him while he just sat there blinking at her dazedly.
'Dude, do I look that stupid when I grin?' Beast Boy wondered to himself as he stammered to form a sentence.
"Um… hey Raven… I… like your new look…" He managed to state.
"Dude, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm NOT Raven! YOU are!" She exclaimed back, "And dude, why aren't you wearing your outfit like you always do? And why in the world are you playing video games with Cyborg? You NEVER play video games. In fact, you're always sitting over there on the other couch reading your stupid books about who-knows what and…" She trailed off.
Beast Boy and Cyborg looked to each other and blinked numerous times before looking back toward the BB-turned Raven. By this time, Robin and Starfire had come over to the scene and just stood there and watched it, letting the Beast Boys figure it out on their own until the real one would go to them for help.
"…You dissed your books. You never dis your books." Was all Beast Boy could manage.
"Dude, they're not my books. They're yours, which by the way, you should probably be reading right about now," She retorted.
Beast Boy stood up, crossed his arms, and began to walk off. He was really not liking the new Raven. She had, he believed, a worse attitude than the real Raven, which was saying a lot. And half the time, the things she said didn't even sound like things that he would ever say to her.
"What ELSE do you want me to do, dress like her?" He fumed as he stormed off toward the doorway.
"That would be nice," She stated as the doors shut behind him.
Cyborg, Robin, and Starfire all looked to the BB-turned Raven and then to the doorway.
It seemed as if our heroes had an identity crisis on their hands.
Actually, that is exactly what they had.
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