Hibi: Argh! I'm soooooo sorry I haven't updated in so long! I'm horrible! -dissolves into a pool of shame and sobs-

Kib: o.O Uh..Hibi, people are wiating for you to do your thing.

Hibi: Oh, thankyou Kib. Now..onto reviewer replies!

Sour Schuyler: Thanks for giving me reviews for all the chapters! Who know it would be so hard?

lui nahtzi: Someone not being able to compar with one of my fics? -hyperventilates- Oh my Ra! I need a camera..or a camcorder! Glad you're all for yaoi. xD

AvengerRevengeVengeanceSisters: Aww, thank you guys! And BTW, Drew's the guy I've had a crush on for like two years straight. (O.O Oh crap. I'm gonna be mobbed.)

AnimeLoverAngel: Thanks tons and bunches, I'm glad you like Ryou and Bakura together as well as I do. n.n

Thanks to all who reviewed!

Kib: Don't encourage her. DON'T encourage her, damn you! -shakes fist-

Hibi: Ah, yeah. Whatever. Now..

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, to my depression. But I DO own the Bazooka Cannon 3000 1/2! And Bastardly Bob! And the freaky rapping thug song that Bakura and Ryou sing.

On with the fic!

Ryou whistled to himself as he twirled in circles. Yes, it was pretty early to be whistling and twirling on the sidewalk in front of your house, but to hell with that! It was time for action! It was time for adventure! It was time for--

"Get outta da road, ya damn hippy!"

It was time for Ryou to get out of the middle of the road. Which he had so carelessly twirled into. And there was this giant van with peace signs on it careening straight for him. And a guy who had really long brown hair that was caught in one of the spinning tires and was saying 'Owichihiha!' every other three seconds and looked generally like a 'damn hippy' himself was sticking his hippy-looking head out of the window. So naturally Ryou did what anyone else would have done!

The insane white-haired hikari turned around and shot a giant NUCLEAR BOMB CANNON BALL THINGY at the hippy guy's truck. The hippy guy Who, coincidentally, was 36 years old, had naturally orange hair, potato shaped eyes, was wearing a wig, and was named Bastardly Bob. As opposed to Dastardly Dan. And Bastardly Bob (AN: Bastardly Bob is hard to type! You try it!) hada wife, a granny, a granpy, a cousin, aunts uncles sisters brothers sons daughtersfathers mothers grandkids granddogs and OF COURSE a third cousin twice removed on his great uncle's side named Little Billy Bob even though he was 76 AND three quarters year old. Bastardly Bob had worked at a mustard factory putting mustard into those little bitty inch and a half packets when one squirted him in the eye! That bastardly (AN: BASTARDLY! HAHAHA! -falls over laughing-) mustardpacket! So Bastardly Bob called the mustardpacket abastard and blew it upwith a bazooka cannon 3000 1/2! And then everyone ran away and called Bastardly Bob, well, Bastardly Bob! And that is why he is an outcast that lives at the bottom of the food chain in Anvil, Colorado. Which still doesn't explain why he was in Domino, because he was on vacation! screamed and exploded as he ran over the bomb, blowing him sky high and setting the bus thing on fire, effectively burning him to a crisp. And that was the end of Bastardly Bob.

Ryou cackled evilly before Bakura screamed from an upstairs window, "You killed Bastardly Bob! I was gonna do that! Damn it all to hell, hikari!" Bakura stuck his head back into the house and Ryou came in, coughing with suppressed laughter but coughing all the same. Bakura glared at Ryou, who quailed, smiling sheepishly.

"He tried to run me over!" Ryou cried in self defense. Bakura started to laugh.

And laugh.

And laugh some more.

And laugh again.

Finally Ryou had had enough of being laughed at. He burst out in tears. "Why are you laughing at me? All I did was become a mental teenager with problems and join the dark side to have my own son supposedly kill me! And then I becamethe most evil guy in the universe and everyone fears me and my army of droids because I'm evil! My light saber changed from blue to red even though my favorite color is magenta! People shiver at the mention of my name! I'm anorexicand I have a weird accent and I don'tlook good in purple anymore!Por que? POR QUE!"

"You don't be down wit' yaself, Homie-R. Ya be down wit' datmah main man Vaderthug from be-YOND da starrrrrz!" Bakura said, magically dressed like a thug with a weird accent.

"Wat you be talkin' 'bout, yo? I be Ryou Bakura from be-YOND da st-AARRRZZZ! Mah rapp-ay thuggin' arm-ay be around here somewhere! Now get down in da hizz-owzz!" Ryou said. He was magically dressed like a thug too (AN: Authoress power number 53: Authoress can make characters turn into thug rappers anytime they wish. Read em and weep!) and grabbed a microphone out of nowhere. The set changed to nightclub with a bunch of rappity-rapping fans. Bakura sang:

"I be Darth Vader

I got no later

To be more eviller than I already izzzz,

With mah rappin' droids

Gonna make some noise

Defeat the Pharaoh and all that shizzzz!"

Ryou cut in as Bakura started to breakdance to loud cheers.

"Ya all be doomed

When I be on da move

Tellin' dat bitch to stop dat friendship bizzz,

Gonna destroy a giant city

Wit' mah natural ability

Defeat the Pharaoh and all that shizzzz!"

Bakura stopped breakdancing and the two started to kick it to the last verse.

"Causeda rapperDarth Vader

Ain't no alien invader

Da guy who makes the world go fizzzz,

Gonna kick their asses

Into the Coruscant 1 grasses

Defeat the Pharaoh and all that shizzzz!

Defeat the Pharaoh and all that shizzzz!"

They struck a back-to-back pose and were immediately surrounded by a fan-proof Glomprotector 3450 3/95867, which repelled the glomps of the fans. The set changed back into their home and they went back into the clothes they were wearing before the authoress changed them.

"Whoa. That was weird." Ryou said, blinking kawaiily. Bakura stretched catlikely 1 and said, "Weird is an understatement."

The two looked at each other for a moment, blinking at the exact same time, before saying, "Let's go back to bed."

1: Coruscant is a planet in STar Wars Battlefield, a game that my brothers will play for hours straight. And I mean, straight! Hahaha..

Hibi: Sorry about the short chapter thingy. I couldn't write anymore because of...Bastardly Bob! -falls over laughing- HAHAHAHA!

Kib: -giggles- I couldn't help it either! Whenever she typed 'Bastardly Bob' we would both laugh!

Hibi: Yeah, we did. It was hard, cause my brother kept asking me what I was laughing about. But anyways, I wrote that song, and I have titled it 'Defeat the Pharaoh!' Or course I couldn't call it 'Shizz', cause then the non-cussers would have my ass! Or my head, either way XDD

Kib: Bastardly Bob...AHAHAHAHAHA! -chokes while laughing-

laughs- R-re-review! HAHA! -falls over laughing and effectively KO's herself-