Hibiko: Sorry I haven't updated in so long! My computer wouldn't let me log on to don't it? Ah well. Thanks for the reviews guys! And I swear to Ra if ANYONE says Bastardly Bob to meI will explode laughing..Ha.

Kib: Bastardly Bob.

Hibiko: N-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...-chokes-

Ryou: I think you killed her, Kib...

Bakura: Who cares? She wasn't that important anyway.

Kib: -Mega-Major-Super-Ultimate Death Glare- Burninate you!

Hibiko: -who is no longer unconscious- o.O

Ryou: o.O

Bakura: You scare me.

Hibiko: ANYWAYZZZZ..Yeah. Right. Whatever. YO WHAT, FOO'!

Sour Schuyler: Aww, thanks. Eh, I liked the rapping song too..I didn't think anyone else would, though XD WHoo, go number one supporter!

Jazhira: RAPPING RYOU! Wow, I should have Bakura make that Ryou's new nickname xD And no, I don't think this story has a plot... HOORAY FOR RANDOMNESS!

"Uh..yeah. Okay."

Bakura stared.

"Riiiight."

Bakura stared some more.

"Ano..Bakura, can you stop staring at me?"

Still staring.

"STOP STARING AT ME, DAMMIT!" Ryou screamed. Bakura snapped out of his 'must-stare-at-Ryou' trance and fell over backwards.

"Did you hear meeee? We're going to the carnival!" Ryou said, grinning like a lunatic and bouncing up and down.

"Are you high?" Bakura asked, noting the lunatic-like grinning and the bouncing, not to mention the fact that every time Ryou bounced he would scream 'WHEEEEEE' and stop when he touched the ground.

"Nope! I be's hypah!" Ryou said excitedly. Bakura stretched his neck to see past Ryou and paled. His hikari had eaten a whole bag of pure sugar! And a couple boxes of chocolate, two pounds of pixy sticks, and had flung chewed bubblegum everywhere, but that was beside the point.

"O-kay. We'll go to the..carnival. " Bakura stood up cautiously; any sudden movements might set him off. But apparently Bakura had moved too fast, because Ryou grabbed his yami by the hair and dragged him up the stairs, into his bedroom. There he dropped Bakura, who was nursing his scalp, and rifled through a box he had pulled from under his bed. He grinned widely and pulled a black fuzzy headband out of the box. Not only was it fuzzy, but it had fuzzy CAT EARS on it! Ryou was (obviously) oblivious to Bakura's appallation (1) as he stuck the cat-eared headband on Bakura's head. Bakura tugged at it, but it didn't budge. And boy, did he try to get it off! Bakura even suggested going as far as cutting of his hair to remove it, but that offended the hair in question and he decided not to. During that debateful time, Ryou had taken the opportunity to stick ( aka tape ) a fuzzy black cat tail to Bakura's pants, and when the yami noticed it he couldn't get that off, either. Ryou pulled out a tube of black lipstick from god-knows-where and started to draw whiskers on Bakura's face.

"What..the fuck...are you DOING TO MEEEE?" Bakura screamed. He ran into the bathroom, Ryou on his heels, and stared. The result of Ryou's hyperfication was a thoroughly kittified Bakura, who actually looked kinda cute.

"Gettin' you ready to go to the carnival!" Ryou chirped cheerfully. Bakura snorted.

"Not like this, I'm not!" He said. Ryou frowned, his bottom lip quivering. 'Oh no..not that! Anything but that! SAVE MEEE!' Bakura thought in horror. Since Ryou couldn't read minds, he proceded with an all-out, full blown, pouting renedition of the chibi eyes. The yami nearly screamed in horror.

"P-P-please, 'Kura-chan?" Ryou asked in a quivery voice. Bakura sighed, giving up the struggle. It was impossible to resist the overly-cute hikari, and EVERYONE knew it. Even the midget Pharaoh's hikari, and the Pharaoh himself!

"Oh..fine..I guess. Just..don't do that." Bakura said defeatedly. Instantly Ryou perked up, smiling happily and nearly skipping out the door. "Arigatou, Baku-chan!" He called merrily. Bakura followed, trudging along resignedly. Baku-chan? Where did that come from?'

"Oh, you know you look good! No one will tease you, promise! At least not without INCURRING MY WRATH! MWAHAHAHA!" Ryou said rather loudly. He gave Bakura a hug and pulled him out of the house, slamming the door shut behind him. The two ran (Well, Ryou ran and Bakura was dragged at a run) to the carnival, which was incredibly loud, big, bright, noisy, and other various synonyms of those words. At the entrance they met The gang.

"Hi, guys!" Ryou said, waving. Yami clapped a hand to his mouth in an attempt to stop the laughs. Bakura pouted, crossing his arms but following Ryou just the same.

"Look what the hikari dragged in," Marik commented, his violet eyes sparkling with laughter. Bakura snapped at him, growling. "Bite me," he said darkly.

"Maybe I will," Marik returned haughtily. Everyone stared and Ryoudragged Bakura just a little farther from Marik. Malik slapped Marik various times, ending the tirade with a sharp kick where the sun don't shine. Marik screamed and keeled over as if dead. Bakura snickered.

"Hi, Baku-neko," Yami giggled from behind his hands. Bakura shot him a death glare, his hands twitching to strangle Yami.

"Don't be mean, Yami." Ryou warned him, twitching slightly. Yugi grinned.

"Besides, you look like a kitty too, Yami," he said, gesturing to the gold cat ears and tail. Yami frowned. "Least I don't look retarded," he muttered. Ryou swung around, glaring at him. "I mean, you look fine."

"Okay then..let's go! The carnival awaits us!" Joey said with obvious enthusiasm, and led the others inside.

1- I don't think apallation is a word, but to hell with that!

Hibiko: Whee! I finished the chapter! Finally..but it only took me an hour. Haha.

Kib: You're weird.

Ryou: I hafta agree on this one..you are weird, Hibiko.

Hibiko: Oh, fine. Hey, Kib, what was that about Drew that you mentioned earlier?

Review to find out!