Chapter 5: ...Or Maybe Not. The Epilogue, Part 1
"I feel...Φρικτός! " Akane exclaimed.
"What!" Ryoga shouted.
"I said, I feel Schrecklich! " Akane yelled again.
"Oh, no, what'd I do wrong now!" Ryoga panicked.
" Ik niet voel goed! "
"Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no! We need to get her to Dr. Tofu, NOW!" Ryoga yelled.
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Dr. Tofu was very helpful. "You are an idiot."
"Thank you, Dr. Tofu."
"Ok, so Akane actually managed to do all the things outlined in this booklet. But you need glasses. This booklet says it will cure your sense of 'Dialection', not 'Direction'!"
" ¡Usted es el idiota más grande entre reyes! " Akane screeched at Ryoga.
"Well then, how do we cure our sense of Direction?" Ryoga asked.
"Easily." Dr. Tofu said, as he walked over to everyone, jabbing into their sides.
"Ack! Вы делаете, извращенный человек? " Akane yelled at Dr. Tofu, running out the door.
"See?"
"-Gasp!- We're cured!" Genma exclaimed, happily.
"Well, that's nice, but what about Akane's dialection?" Ryoga asked.
"Oh, that. It wears off in 24 hours." Dr. Tofu told him, ushering everyone out the door.
- The Next Day -
Akane was a slight bit disappointed, "Well, at least that was a fun adventure. We got to see Hokkaido, visit a national landmark, and even got cured of our problems."
"Yeah, but you know what's weird..." Ranma began, "...what about that whole blurb about the "Hibeku Retardedness", or whatever. Didn't he say all that stuff about the Retardedness settling, and others getting it... and whatever? He's making himself a big hole right now..."
"Yeah, that's really strange. I'll have to ask him about it..." Akane spoke as she checked for Ryoga, but he had already left.
Akane's "Dialection" Lines
"I feel... HORRIBLE!" (Greek)
"I said, I feel horrible!" (German)
"I don't feel good!" (Dutch)
"You are the largest idiot among kings!" (Spanish)
"Ack! What are you doing, perverted man?" (Russian)
Author Notes
Welcome to the second last chapter of the series! I've finished typing the other chapter already, and trust me, the story has a good ending. Also, please note that because the epilogue is split into two parts, chapters 5 and 6 are mini-chapters, for lack of a better term. They're about half as long as my normal chapters. Thanks for reading! Luv ya!