Chapter 6: Deja Vu... The Epilogue: Part 2

"Everyone, eat up! I made my own special meal today! It's an okonomiyaki made with my lucky spices, or un koumi. I call it 'Unkonomiyaki'!" Akane yelled enthusiastically.

Ranma answered quickly, "Ugh... again. Akane, maybe it's just me, but that name still means 'Japanese Pizza Made Of Sh--"

"ALRIGHT, so everybody dig in!"

"Mmm. Akane, this is almost edible!" Ranma exclaims in amazement.

"What? Really!" Akane squeals.

"No." Ranma utters as he trudges to the bathroom.

"...R.A.N.M.A..." Akane screeches as she chases after him. "I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Just get out of my LIFE!"

"Hey, looks like Akane made breakfast again. Mind if I try some?" Ryoga asks, walking in.

"Oh, hello Ryoga. Umm, Ryoga... Are you okay? This is AKANE. This is HER COOKING. This is our kitchen AFTERWORDS." Soun replied skeptically, pointing out the charred black kitchen full of frayed wires and burning cabinets, which Kasumi was putting out, still somehow maintaining her girlish charm. Sounding familiar?

Oh, but my love for her can let me stomach even a 5 course meal made by her- Ryoga thought dreamily to himself. "Oh, I don't mind. It can't be THAT bad!"

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"Oh, not again... What'd I do this time?" Ryoga grumbled as he awoke from being sprawled on the floor.

"The usual. You said to your self, 'wow, yum.', then you stood up slowly, stumbled over to the TV, turned it on to 'Doraemon', sat down and drooled at the TV for about five minutes. Then you quickly jumped up on it, and you jumped off screaming 'I can fly!'. Then you fainted in mid-air. We tried to wake you up by poking you in the side a lot, but you wouldn't come to." Genma told him.

"Arg... I've gotta stop this... okay. Mr. Saotome, Mr. Tendo, thank you for helping me again." Ryoga mumbled as he stood up. But little did he know, he would say the sentence that would shock everyone...

"Where's the door?"

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"GAH! I can't even believe it. This whole this was the story of our lives! We get into a big problem, we solve it, and then EVERYTHING'S back to normal!" Akane screamed in desperation.

"Yep, but the important thing is that this story managed to have a PERFECTLY PERFECT ending." Ranma said.

Akane interrupted, "But Ranma, what about your whole complaint about plot ho--"

"I said, IT'S A PERFECT ENDING!" Ranma yelled forcefully.

Kasumi ran up to Ranma and Akane quickly, as if to tell them something, "Oh, Akane and Ranma, dear, I was looking at this booklet Ryoga left behind, and I thought you might be interested in this page here."

"Oh, thanks a lot, Kasumi-- GAH!" Akane screeched as she read the page, which said, 'Sango Waterfall. We import all water proudly from Jusenkyo's Spring of Drown Man. Oops, better watch out there, girls!'

Akane was speechless, except for three simple words, "OH... MY... GOD!"

Author Notes

Ah ha! I managed to create a competent ending AND get an idea for a new story in the process! Who's the best? Uh huh! Thanks to all my readers. Have a good day, and the tie-in story begins sometime in the future. I'll be called "Akane, the Tomboy". See ya then!