DON'T PRETEND YOU LOVE ME
CHAPTER IV HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET
Next morning, he was waiting impatiently in the Great Hall at the Slytherin table while glaring at the sight of Harry Potter laughing with his friends
"Proffesor Vector! What a pleasant surprise" greeted Harry
"Don't you get cute with me Potter, I just came by to remind you that you are now currently involved with my favorite, most beloved and most prized student, if you ever, EVER! Bring her into tears; you'd better hope you're Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher has taught all the counter jinxes the wizardry world has ever known because when I'm done with you, there wouldn't be anything left of you to bury" threatened Professor Vector
Harry suddenly found his throat was dry rummaging for something to answer the glaring eyes in front of him "Err...um..."
"Good morning Professor Vector" greeted Hermione who had just appeared behind her left shoulder of Professor Vector
"Oh, Miss Granger, I didn't know you were there, I was just congratulating Mr. Potter for recently having you as girlfriend" said Professor Vector
Hermione looked puzzled and leaned over to see Harry's expression only finding him looking nervous
"Well I must be off now, I have to prepare for our class later Miss Granger" then Professor Vector took off not saying another word
"What was that about?" asked Hermione still looking at the Professor
"Err...maybe you should hang with me until we know she's in a safe distance" Harry replied
Hermione just gave him a smile and returned to her seat at his side, meanwhile going back to at Slytherin, Draco was now grinning his teeth glaring at Harry, he couldn't stand him being at the side of Hermione whom he had secretly been obsessed with, suddenly a first year student came to him with a look of success on his face
"Mr. Malfoy sir, um... Mission accomplish sir," he said
Draco's anger had quickly passed and was replaced by a grin "Good, now beat it" he said intensely
The first year student scattered off to his fellow first years where they mugged him with questions about being a crony of the House's number one Quiditch captain
Back to the Gryffindor table, someone from Ravenclaw visited Harry and Hermione, it was Luna Lovegood, daughter of the owner of the Quibbler, it's a kind of tabloid magazine of the wizardry world
"Good morning you two, hope I'm not interrupting anything intimate" she greeted
"Good morning Luna" Harry greeted back
"Morning" Hermione greeted not looking away from her book she is now currently reading
Hermione has always been a bit irritated at her; she really didn't like her encouraging people that things that have no evidence are true, take some articles from the Quibbler for example, although she didn't like her much, Harry however is fond of her since the night before their fifth year ended, he discovered that she isn't that odd, Harry recently noticed her looks lately, he and Hermione had to admit that she getting beautiful as the years go by
"Can we treat you with anything" asked Harry
Luna shook her head "No, never mind, I was just going to ask you when you're Quidditch try outs is" she replied
"Why?"
"Well the Quidditch captain of my house asked me to ask you if Ravenclaw can extend their try outs"
"What! Hell no"
"I knew you'd say that, well before I go back to tell him I need a reason "
"Well tell him we need our time as much as he does, it's not easy looking for replacements for two beaters and two chasers, and don't forget to tell him that his a slimy git" told Harry
"Got it, hey is that a firewhiskey" pointing at the glass behind Harry
"Hermione is this yours?" asked Harry
Hermione shook her head as an answer; Harry took the firewhiskey and gave to Luna who drank it empty
"Thanks, see you later" said Luna before taking off
Harry was about to get back to his breakfast when suddenly they noticed someone walked behind them
"Hello Granger" he said suavely
Harry and Hermione turned around only to find Draco Malfoy grinning at them
"What are you doing here Malfoy" said Ron
"I've got no business with you Weasley" said Draco
"Then what are you doing here then? Get you're face smashed in by Harry again?" insulted Ron
"You got a big mouth Weasley, do you think you can you back it up?" glared Draco
Suddenly, Hermione stood up furiously "Okay that's it, this wow! Look what a hunk of a man I am face off is getting to me," roared Hermione "Ron! Seat down, Malfoy what do you want?"
"Well, since you asked so nicely" said Draco gaining back to his irritating suave posture "I just want to ask you...do you feel attracted to me?"
Ron and Harry who were sitting down and ready to lunge at him seemed to be paralyzed
"What?" asked Hermione
"You know, you, mesmerized at my presence, feel something yet?" said Draco
Harry and Ron who where planning to lunge at Draco any time now was unable to move at what Draco had said
"Where are you getting at?" asked Hermione
Draco shrugged "Nothing in particular, so, still nothing?" Draco asked playfully
"Yes I feel something, irritation from you, and if you don't leave right now I'm going to have a rash," bellowed Hermione apparently wanting to kill someone
Draco didn't say anything realizing that the first year he send out to give Hermione the love potion failed, and it also occurred to Draco that he made an absolute fool of himself
"THAT IDIOT!" he shouted
"Are you referring to you're self as the third person again?" commented Harry
"I'm going to kill that little prat," Draco muttered ignoring Harry
"Who's going to kill someone?" asked Luna who appeared behind Draco
As Draco spun around and saw Luna all the anger and the eagerness to kill a little boy has completely vanished and was replaced by something else....
"I heard someone saying they were going to kill somebody," said Luna
"Who ever said that, was impolite and ungentle manlike for saying it in the presence of an angel like you, you creature you" said Draco who just zoomed swiftly towards Luna
"What?" asked a clueless Luna
"You heard what you've heard my princess" said Draco smoothly
Luna wanted to say something but didn't continue, she decided to go along what appears to her as an amusement by one of the most popular guy in school, plus she did thought Draco Malfoy looks cute when he's sucking up to someone, it must be the same charm he uses with their Potions Master Professor Snape
"God! You're so amazingly beautiful," sighed Draco
"Well, thank you," said Luna "Let me leave you guys alone," Luna returned back to the Ravenclaw table
"Oh-No-Oh-God, Oh- God-No" said Draco appearing to have retuned to his normal condition "I must have mixed the potion, where's that damn instruction manual" Draco rushed out from the Great Hall and appeared out of sight
Harry, Hermione and Ron who were still standing feeling left out of the event that happened in front of them were still looking for the right words to say, since there were so many
"Okay! Did some just used a Time Turner because I sure hell don't know what just happened right now" said Harry
"Did you see his mouth I think he was actually drooling?" said Ron
CHAPTER IV HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET
Next morning, he was waiting impatiently in the Great Hall at the Slytherin table while glaring at the sight of Harry Potter laughing with his friends
"Proffesor Vector! What a pleasant surprise" greeted Harry
"Don't you get cute with me Potter, I just came by to remind you that you are now currently involved with my favorite, most beloved and most prized student, if you ever, EVER! Bring her into tears; you'd better hope you're Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher has taught all the counter jinxes the wizardry world has ever known because when I'm done with you, there wouldn't be anything left of you to bury" threatened Professor Vector
Harry suddenly found his throat was dry rummaging for something to answer the glaring eyes in front of him "Err...um..."
"Good morning Professor Vector" greeted Hermione who had just appeared behind her left shoulder of Professor Vector
"Oh, Miss Granger, I didn't know you were there, I was just congratulating Mr. Potter for recently having you as girlfriend" said Professor Vector
Hermione looked puzzled and leaned over to see Harry's expression only finding him looking nervous
"Well I must be off now, I have to prepare for our class later Miss Granger" then Professor Vector took off not saying another word
"What was that about?" asked Hermione still looking at the Professor
"Err...maybe you should hang with me until we know she's in a safe distance" Harry replied
Hermione just gave him a smile and returned to her seat at his side, meanwhile going back to at Slytherin, Draco was now grinning his teeth glaring at Harry, he couldn't stand him being at the side of Hermione whom he had secretly been obsessed with, suddenly a first year student came to him with a look of success on his face
"Mr. Malfoy sir, um... Mission accomplish sir," he said
Draco's anger had quickly passed and was replaced by a grin "Good, now beat it" he said intensely
The first year student scattered off to his fellow first years where they mugged him with questions about being a crony of the House's number one Quiditch captain
Back to the Gryffindor table, someone from Ravenclaw visited Harry and Hermione, it was Luna Lovegood, daughter of the owner of the Quibbler, it's a kind of tabloid magazine of the wizardry world
"Good morning you two, hope I'm not interrupting anything intimate" she greeted
"Good morning Luna" Harry greeted back
"Morning" Hermione greeted not looking away from her book she is now currently reading
Hermione has always been a bit irritated at her; she really didn't like her encouraging people that things that have no evidence are true, take some articles from the Quibbler for example, although she didn't like her much, Harry however is fond of her since the night before their fifth year ended, he discovered that she isn't that odd, Harry recently noticed her looks lately, he and Hermione had to admit that she getting beautiful as the years go by
"Can we treat you with anything" asked Harry
Luna shook her head "No, never mind, I was just going to ask you when you're Quidditch try outs is" she replied
"Why?"
"Well the Quidditch captain of my house asked me to ask you if Ravenclaw can extend their try outs"
"What! Hell no"
"I knew you'd say that, well before I go back to tell him I need a reason "
"Well tell him we need our time as much as he does, it's not easy looking for replacements for two beaters and two chasers, and don't forget to tell him that his a slimy git" told Harry
"Got it, hey is that a firewhiskey" pointing at the glass behind Harry
"Hermione is this yours?" asked Harry
Hermione shook her head as an answer; Harry took the firewhiskey and gave to Luna who drank it empty
"Thanks, see you later" said Luna before taking off
Harry was about to get back to his breakfast when suddenly they noticed someone walked behind them
"Hello Granger" he said suavely
Harry and Hermione turned around only to find Draco Malfoy grinning at them
"What are you doing here Malfoy" said Ron
"I've got no business with you Weasley" said Draco
"Then what are you doing here then? Get you're face smashed in by Harry again?" insulted Ron
"You got a big mouth Weasley, do you think you can you back it up?" glared Draco
Suddenly, Hermione stood up furiously "Okay that's it, this wow! Look what a hunk of a man I am face off is getting to me," roared Hermione "Ron! Seat down, Malfoy what do you want?"
"Well, since you asked so nicely" said Draco gaining back to his irritating suave posture "I just want to ask you...do you feel attracted to me?"
Ron and Harry who were sitting down and ready to lunge at him seemed to be paralyzed
"What?" asked Hermione
"You know, you, mesmerized at my presence, feel something yet?" said Draco
Harry and Ron who where planning to lunge at Draco any time now was unable to move at what Draco had said
"Where are you getting at?" asked Hermione
Draco shrugged "Nothing in particular, so, still nothing?" Draco asked playfully
"Yes I feel something, irritation from you, and if you don't leave right now I'm going to have a rash," bellowed Hermione apparently wanting to kill someone
Draco didn't say anything realizing that the first year he send out to give Hermione the love potion failed, and it also occurred to Draco that he made an absolute fool of himself
"THAT IDIOT!" he shouted
"Are you referring to you're self as the third person again?" commented Harry
"I'm going to kill that little prat," Draco muttered ignoring Harry
"Who's going to kill someone?" asked Luna who appeared behind Draco
As Draco spun around and saw Luna all the anger and the eagerness to kill a little boy has completely vanished and was replaced by something else....
"I heard someone saying they were going to kill somebody," said Luna
"Who ever said that, was impolite and ungentle manlike for saying it in the presence of an angel like you, you creature you" said Draco who just zoomed swiftly towards Luna
"What?" asked a clueless Luna
"You heard what you've heard my princess" said Draco smoothly
Luna wanted to say something but didn't continue, she decided to go along what appears to her as an amusement by one of the most popular guy in school, plus she did thought Draco Malfoy looks cute when he's sucking up to someone, it must be the same charm he uses with their Potions Master Professor Snape
"God! You're so amazingly beautiful," sighed Draco
"Well, thank you," said Luna "Let me leave you guys alone," Luna returned back to the Ravenclaw table
"Oh-No-Oh-God, Oh- God-No" said Draco appearing to have retuned to his normal condition "I must have mixed the potion, where's that damn instruction manual" Draco rushed out from the Great Hall and appeared out of sight
Harry, Hermione and Ron who were still standing feeling left out of the event that happened in front of them were still looking for the right words to say, since there were so many
"Okay! Did some just used a Time Turner because I sure hell don't know what just happened right now" said Harry
"Did you see his mouth I think he was actually drooling?" said Ron