Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist or Little Bunny Foo Foo

Lieutenant Colonel Roy
Walking through Central
Snapping at Black Hayate
And setting him aflame

Down came First Lieutenant Hawkeye and she said
Lieutenant Colonel Roy
I don't want to see you
Snapping at Black Hayate
And setting him aflame
I'll give you three more chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a Shrimp!

Sooooooooo…

Lieutenant Colonel Roy
Walking through Central
Snapping at Black Hayate
And setting him aflame

Down came First Lieutenant Hawkeye and she said
Lieutenant Colonel Roy
I don't want to see you
Snapping at Black Hayate
And setting him aflame
I'll give you two more chances,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a Shrimp!

Sooooooooo…

Lieutenant Colonel Roy
Walking through Central
Snapping at Black Hayate
And setting him aflame

Down came First Lieutenant Hawkeye and she said
Lieutenant Colonel Roy
I don't want to see you
Snapping at Black Hayate
And setting him aflame
I'll give you one more chance,
And if you don't behave
I'll turn you into a Shrimp!

Sooooooooo…

Lieutenant Colonel Roy
Walking through Central
Snapping at Black Hayate
And setting him aflame

Down came First Lieutenant Hawkeye and she said
Lieutenant Colonel Roy
I don't want to see you
Snapping at Black Hayate
And setting him aflame
I gave you three chances
And you didn't behave
Now you're a shrimp! POOF!

The moral of this story is…

Roy today, Ed tomorrow.