Act I Scene iv
Enter Romeo, Mercutio, Benvolio and other masked people
Romeo- Do I have to go?
Benvolio- Yes, we'll force you.
Romeo- Darn.
Benvolio- How about Mercutio tells us a story? And make it a short one too.
Mercutio- You are a lover. Borrow Cupid's – interrupted
Benvolio- Noo! Not that story! Keep it G-Rated!
Mercutio- Ok.
Benvolio- Not a G-string!
Mercutio- Oh, darn.
Romeo- wide eyed innocence What's a G-string?
Mercutio- ahem Anyway, do you know who Queen Mab is? starts blabbering about what Queen Mab does
All- falls asleep
Mercutio- blah, blah, blah
Romeo- falls over Ahh! Ok Mercutio! I'll go! Just shut up!
Mercutio- And then Queen Mab lights along… whacked by pot
Benvolio- Come into the party! all follow
Exuent