Act II Scene ii
(Enter Romeo)
Romeo-(finds rather large, blooming flower) Ah! This flower is so beautiful! A jewel resting on the cheek of night! (continues serenading flower) Sarah comes out onto balcony; (Romeo covers eyes against sudden light) But soft! What light through yonder window breaks! It is the East and Juliet is the WEST!... Wait… That doesn't sound right… (trys to work out poetry)
Sarah- Argg! I'll have that Romeo arrested!
Romeo- She speaks! Did she say my name? (thinks) Must get her attention somehow.
Sarah- O, Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? I need to know so I can beat you bloody with a stick!
Romeo- (throws rock at Sarah; rock misses)
Sarah- Refuse thy name!
Romeo- (throws another rock; misses)
Sarah- A rotting carcass by any other name…
Romeo- (sending a barrage of rocks over balcony, all but one miss)
Sarah- …would smell as foul- ARGH! What was that! (looks around) It must have been- THE SKY! (screams and jumps off balcony crying, "I must tell the Prince!")
Romeo- (Sarah runs into him in her haste) Omph!
Sarah- THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!
Romeo- Calm down, my love! That was me throwing rocks!
Sarah- (stills and thinks) That was you? (slaps Romeo) You JERK! You canker blossom! You cur! You son of a bachelor! (goes on cursing Romeo)
Romeo- My ears have not yet drunk a thousand words from thine mouth… (Sarah is still cursing him) But I love you already! I think… Where did you learn all that?
Sarah- (realizes Romeo is still holding her hand from when she ran into him) Eww! Let me go! (runs up tree and onto balcony; starts chittering like an angry squirrel)
Romeo- (climbs tree and attempts to get onto balcony)
Nurse- JULIET!
Sarah- Argh! (shoves Romeo off edge of balcony) My name is Sarah! Anon! (dashes inside)
Romeo- Owie!
Sarah- (runs back outside) Oh, I'm sorry! Did I push you off the balcony? Wait. I'M NOT SORRY! (runs back inside)
Romeo- (at bottom of wall- sobbing because he has an owie) I'll go ask the Friar to marry us…
Sarah- (has run back outside but didn't hear what Romeo said) Yeah yeah, whatever. Just go away.
Romeo- Parting is such sweet sorrow-
Benvolio- (Enters) I heard screams of agony! pulls out band-aid They have Disney characters! Do you want Mickey Mouse?
Donald Duck?
Goofy?
Or how about PLUTO!
Romeo- (sings) We're going to the Chapel/ and we're/ going to get married/ (skips away singing and shoves Benvolio as he passes him)
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