Act II Scene iii
Friar Laurence's Cell
(Enter Friar alone picking flowers)
Friar- Oooooh! Look at all the pretty flowers! (starts hauling in 'flowers') Igor! Bring me those Foxgloves and Black-Eyed Susans! (malicious laughter- thunder and lightning)
(Enter Romeo)
Romeo- (still singing- stubs toe on rock) Ow, ow! Errr… Good morning, father!
Friar- (lightning and thunder stops) Benedicite! What are you doing here?
Romeo- I'm gonna get married!
Friar- (raises eyebrows) Really? When was the last time you said that? (thinks) Oh yes, yesterday.
Romeo- I'm in LOVE! (sings)
Friar- Yeah, whatever. What happened to Rosaline? Weren't you just pining over her?
Romeo- Nahh, Rosaline is as good as dead to me! I'm in love with… Juliet!
Friar- (sarcastically) Really? Wonder how long that'll last.
Romeo- I thought you didn't want me loving Rosaline.
Friar- I don't want you loving anyone. (aside) Maybe I could use him for an experiment.
Romeo- Oh fine, but I want to marry Juliet NOW!
Friar- Ok. I'll do it.
Romeo- Yesss! Yes, yes, yes! Be ready by tomorrow, ok?
Friar- Ok, I'll do it.