Act II Scene iv
A street
(Enter Mercutio and Benvolio)
Mercutio- Where the devil could Romeo be? He wasn't at his house.
Benvolio- Hmmm, his father didn't seem to know either.
Mercutio- (thinking dirty thoughts) I bet he's with Rosaline…
Benvolio- (ignores Mercutio) Tybalt sent him a letter of challenge, I know because I read his mail. (evil grin)
Mercutio- (snaps out of dirty thoughts) Ooh! I love fights!
Benvolio- It is for Romeo, not you. (smacks) Mercutio
Mercutio- Alas, poor Romeo. He's already dead: stabbed with love's first strike, heart hit by Cupid's Bow, butt with an arrow sticking out of it. He'll fall in live with the first person he see's!
Benvolio- Uh, Mercutio…
Mercutio- No! I'd take a hundred arrows for Romeo! Wait, I hope the first person he sees isn't Tybalt! That'd be bad…
Benvolio- Will you shut up?
Mercutio- Or what if he falls in love with me? (image) Ewwww.
Benvolio- Don't talk like that-
(Enter Romeo)
Romeo- Hello! Hello! Huh?
Benvolio and Mercutio- (runs away) Don't look at him he might fall in love with us! Romeo is GAY! (runs around in small circles screaming 'Romeo is gay!')
Benvolio- That's a good thing. He's been soo depressed lately.
(Enter Nurse)
Romeo- Look! A nurse!
Nurse- Yeah, whatever.
Mercutio and Benvolio- (laughs at nurse)
Nurse- Juliet sent me to- (interrupted)
Romeo- Juliet? Ah! The love of my life!
Nurse- (ahem) Juliet wishes to see you and wanted to know what time was most convenient.
Romeo- The church! (aside) She must want to get married! We'll do it right away! (to Nurse) Tell her to meet me at the church this afternoon!
Nurse- Ok, whatever, kiddo.
(Exit Nurse)
Romeo- (trying to calm down) Juliet wants to marry me!
(Exuent)