Act II Scene vi
(Enter Friar and Romeo)
Friar- You may kiss the bride- (lightening flashes) It's alive! The marriage is ALIVE! (ahem) I think I'm ready now.
Romeo- Look! (points to ground) A random box of chocolate! (and it's only slightly smushed)
(Enter Sarah)
Sarah- Where's that Romeo? I'll blast him to- (sees Romeo and chocolate) Oooo, chocolate! What kind?
Romeo- Uhhh, dunno… (looks at box) Reese's?
Sarah- Yay! My fav!
Friar- …And do you, Sarah, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, through health and sickness, till death do you part?
Romeo- Ya want to WHOLE box?
Sarah- I do!
Friar- (oblivious) And Romeo, do you take Juliet to be your truthful and loyal wife?
Sarah- (takes chocolate sniff) Is that LEATHER? (looks at Romeo's leather jacket)
Romeo- Yes, I do believe so...
Friar- I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Sarah- (has leather spasm) I LOVE the smell of LEATHER! (grabs Romeo and smells jacket) Hey, look at my leather watch!
Friar- (Mistakes Sarah's spasm and cues Wedding March)
Romeo- Uh, I have to leave now. Important meeting.
Sarah- NOOOO! My leather! (grabs leather jacket) Hey, what's with the wedding march? (yells to friar- You need a better bass section, like more TUBAS!)
Romeo- (drags Sarah away, they exit)
Friar- IT'S ALIVE! (exits)