Chapter one: Invitation to a vacation

Hey guys! My first Naruto chapter! Hope you guys like it and don't think it's too bad.

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It was a nice day in Konoha and all the team members have been asked to go down to the Hokage's office. They all arrived there in a short period of time and saw Tsunade standing there looking crazy waving some colorful pieces of paper around.

Then everyone got annoyed since she kept on doing that for a minute or two…maybe even three! So they all said, "What is it!" except for Neji, Sasuke, and Shino since they thought they were too cool to be stupidly saying something stupid like 'what is it.' The only thing they think that is exceptionally ok to say is 'hn.'

"Well, since you guys have been good ninjas and doing your job well. You guys deserve to go on vacations or anywhere fun! And these are first class tickets to go wherever you want on a luxurious limo!" Tsunade said excitedly. They all cheered and punched the air except for the three antisocial people who just said 'hn.'

THE NEXT DAY

In the morning, Naruto woke up extra early to get everything ready for his vacation. He did his business zippity quick and sped out the door to the place everyone was suppose to meet to wait for their luxurious limo ride.

Naruto arrived there but was surprised to see everyone there, even the teachers. Well, not everyone. Only Kakashi was missing. Duh, he's always late so you can't really expect anything. They all waited patiently for Kakashi to show up but lost their patience since they really wanted to go to the vacation.

"Where is that Kakashi-sensei!" yelled out Naruto. "Shut up Naruto. Kakashi-sensei will be here," said Sakura. Inner Sakura: Hell! He better be here or else!

All of the sudden, before could the teachers could be mad at Kakashi for being late he popped up and stood on the rail of the bridge. "Kakashi! You're late!" they all exclaimed. Kakashi scratched his head and laughed. "Sorry, sorry, but it was because a black cat crossed my path." "Save your excuses for later," they all said.

Then they waited some more. "Isn't this funny? We've waited for a long time already but the limo isn't even here yet," said Naruto. The second after he said that, two limos arrived. "Well, that's funny," he said.

"Okay everyone! Get in the limo!" shouted Lee. They all ran in there and pushed each other over what seat they should sit in. Sasuke, Neji, and Shino didn't bother since they don't care who or where to sit since they are too antisocial. All the students sat in one limo and all the teachers and adults sat in the other.

IN THE LIMO

"Wow, this is so cool!" shouted Sakura. Then she pressed a button and soda came out. She took it and opened it. Lee was hungry so he looked for a button for some food and pressed one. Hot delicious soup appeared. "Wow! That is amazing!" Lee exclaimed.

"Hey, I wonder what this does," said Naruto and pressed a button which turned on the air conditioner full power which made Sakura spill her drink on her clothes, which made her jumped back, which made her knock Lee and his hot soup on himself, which made him scream and elbow Neji which made him get mad and try to gentle fist Lee to next Tuesday but Lee already moved back but he was too mad to notice so he gentle fisted Shino instead. But then that made Shino really mad so he released his swarms of bugs which made everyone scream and create total chaos.

MEANWHILE

Tsunade searched and searched for a long time for a button for some sake. She finally found it and pressed it. A bottle of sake appeared and she drank some. Kakashi was reading his little book and Gai was doing…doing something youthful. Asuma was smoking and Kurenai was…well who knows what Kurenai was doing. Yes, the teachers were having a great time and everything for them was going swell.

BACK TO THE OTHER LIMO

Everything was a disaster. It was dirty and trashy with things all over the place with some dead bugs since there were too many and some got stepped on. Yes, Shino was miserable for his friends got killed in 'battle.' So he picked them up and made the limo driver stop the ride so he can bury them properly.

He found a nice park and started making holes in the grass for his little bug friends. Well, making holes in the grass made the park owner really mad. "Hey you! Stop making holes in my park or I'll sue you!" the park owner yelled. This made Shino mad even more! This was a 'funeral' for his bug friends and some stupid dumb ass just thinks he can yell and pout about his stupid park. So Shino released swarms and swarms of bugs to torment the stupid park owner.

While the stupid park owner was getting tormented by bugs Shino carefully placed each bug in their grave and said some things to them and made the others say things too since they were the one who stepped on them. They were even lucky he'd let them live!

Shikamaru went up first. "Um, all the troops here were great. Um…" he felt uncomfortable doing this. "…they were good little bugs. Uh…uh…may they be at peace." He was happy he finished. And so the others went up next and so on and so on until they were done. Shino was the last one to say a few words but it wasn't a few. It was a lot. He finally finished in an hour. They were all relieved that he finished except for Shino who didn't want to leave his 'friends' there.

They went into the limo and continued on to their vacation spot.

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Ahahaha! How'd you guys like my first Naruto chapter? I hope you guys don't think its too bad. Anyways, please review.