Niana Kuonji: (snickers) I absolutely love the idea of a drunken Kurama!
Black Heart Dragon 17: Thanks.
…: Such a creative name and wonderful review… By the way that was being sarcastic…
What2callmyself: I have all the songs that I had in the chapter! I love them, especially Hiei and Kurama's duet!
Kute Anime Kitty: I think it would make more sense for it to be Keiko rather than Atsuko, but I never thought of that… proves how predictable I am! (sweat drops)
Sackachih: Jin is hot but I like Hiei or Kurama better.
Moonlit-kitsune: Even though this is yaoi and it actually focuses mainly on the yaoi relationship nothing gets too dirty (unless you count my perverted humor every once in a while) and if it does, there will be a big warning!
Chapter Thirteen: Busted
"YUSUKE URAMESHI!!!" Keiko bellowed outside the apartment door. "LET ME IN!!! I'M GETTING SOAKED!"
Everyone froze and turned to look at Yusuke in a tense silence.
"No one's home!" Yusuke shouted back, hoping against hope that she would believe him.
"I'm not stupid, Yusuke! Now let me in!" Yusuke's girlfriend pounded on the door some more.
Holding a finger to his lips, Yusuke quickly hid the beers and other drinks in the refrigerator and whispered so Keiko wouldn't hear them over the pouring rain outside. "Touya and Jin, go to my bedroom; it's down the hall on the right. Kuwabara, you can hide in the bathroom. Hiei and Kurama, hide in the closet."
"Okay!" Kurama exclaimed drunkenly.
"What did you say, Yusuke?!" Keiko shouted through the door.
"N-nothing!" Yusuke replied hastily.
"Well hurry up!" His girlfriend ordered.
"Yes ma'am!"
Hiei slapped his forehead and pulled Kurama into the nearest closet, which was pretty small I might add. Everyone else hurried to their hiding spots while Kurama and Hiei squeezed into the closet. "You have to be quiet, Kurama." Hiei whispered.
"But I am being quiet!" Kurama giggled in a not-so-quiet manner.
Hiei could hear Yusuke let Keiko in and prayed Kurama would stay quiet. In the tight space of the closet, he could feel the redhead readjusting his position despite the fact that it was too dark to see. A weight on his shoulder told Hiei that Kurama had laid his head on Hiei's shoulder.
"Kurama, what are you doing?" Hiei whispered.
"You called me Kurama." The redhead mumbled affectionately for being called by his nickname.
"What of it?" Hiei grumbled.
"Hey, Keiko!" Yusuke exclaimed in a way-too-friendly voice.
"Yusuke Urameshi! You completely forgot our date!" Keiko shouted in frustration.
"Oh did I? I'm sorry." Yusuke apologized hypocritically.
Quietly, Hiei listened to the conversation hoping Yusuke would get rid of Keiko quick because he really didn't like small spaces!
Something wet trailed up Hiei's cheek, making him pull back in alarm and hit his head against the wall.
"What was that?" Keiko asked suspiciously. "And where's Atsuko?"
"That was the neighbor!" Yusuke responded quickly. "As for my mom, hell, I don't know."
"Kurama did you just lick me?!" Hiei demanded quietly.
"You're tasty…" Kurama remarked.
"Stop fooling around! This isn't a good time or place." Hiei explained even thought he liked being with Kurama, even if it was in a closet.
"Should I get serious then?" Kurama asked slyly, leaning more against Hiei.
"Just sit still and be quiet!" Hiei hissed.
"There's something funny going on here…" Keiko mused. She was probably noticing how unnaturally clean the living room was from where Yusuke had thrown most of the stuff into the refrigerator.
There was a loud flush from the bathroom and Hiei heard Yusuke mutter, "Damn you, Kuwabara…"
"And what was that exactly?" Keiko questioned Yusuke suspiciously.
"The damn radiators!" Yusuke kicked a nearby radiator to prove his point.
Kurama wrapped his arms around Hiei's waist and snuggled into Hiei's chest. "I LOVE YOU!!!"
Hiei slapped his hand over Kurama's mouth and froze, begging Kami-sama that Keiko wouldn't open the closet door.
Outside the closet it was all too quiet until Keiko walked over, and wouldn't you know it… she opened the closet.
"Hiei? Kurama?" The brunette backed away from the door, eyes wide.
"He's drunk okay!!!" Hiei exclaimed.
"No I'm not…" Kurama hiccupped.
"That still doesn't explain why you're in a closet…" Keiko abruptly turned towards Yusuke. "You got Kurama drunk?!"
"Keiko, I can explain! You see uh…" Yusuke started when someone else's voice interrupted him from the bedroom.
"Touya, what's this?" Jin asked, making something crash to the floor.
"Shut up, Jin!" Touya ordered.
"That's not very nice, koibito…" Jin whimpered.
"Touya and Jin are here too?" Keiko demanded, growing angrier by the second.
"I love flowers…" Kurama put in randomly.
From the bathroom, it sounded as if multiple buttons were being pushed at once. "Wow Urameshi, you have a heated toilet seat!"
"Kuwabara, too, huh?!" Keiko's eyes started turning red as if she was fighting back her tears.
Now of course, because Yusuke doesn't understand females and their hormones or delicate feelings, he just lamely answered, "Uh, yeah, we were having a party and we were hoping you wouldn't come…"
That was the last straw; Keiko's tears flowed freely down her cheeks. "So when were you going to include me into your plans, Yusuke?!" Angrily, Keiko stormed off and everybody else stuck their heads out of their hiding spots.
"What's got her so upset?" Everyone asked in unison.
Yusuke sighed despairingly. "Just go home now…"
Feeling guilty for not being quiet when they should have been, everyone trudged out of Yusuke's apartment and back home silently. Hiei of course had to walk Kurama home for the poor redhead couldn't even walk in a straight line, but man would he regret accidentally drinking Hiei's sake tomorrow…
TO BE CONTINUED
Guess what! I have at least three other Yu Yu Hakusho ideas for stories besides this one. I will probably start posting one of them while I'm also finishing up this one but after I finish my other non-YYH and non-FB stories. I don't know which one I should do first…
My latest idea is of when Kurama is in his last year of high school and he's about to leave the Ningenkai for good when he stumbles across another fox demon named Nejeuu! I'm not really sure what I should do for this fic but I think it has potential.
Then there is the story "On a Demon's day off" which is mostly just my stupid humor when I get bored but I find it funny!
Thirdly there's "The Legend of Yu Yu Hakusho: The Ocarina of Time" which is a comedy where the Game Master loses control over his powers and sends the tantei into the lovely Zelda videogame and Hiei is Link!!!
Plus on top of all this, I'm planning on trying to continue "A New Dark Tournament" but I seriously have writer's block on that one…