Chapter three: Did I just saw…

Ahahaha! Third chapter for me! Yay I rock!

Natsuko: sorry, but you actually suck…

Why are you even here?

Natsuko: to tell you that you suck…

Well leave…just leave. ((Makes hand motions)) Or I will throw a forking beach at you…

Natsuko: are you threatening me?

((Throws a forking beach at Natsuko))

Anyways…a little OCC but you don't mind right?

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Everyone got up super early today to start their fabulous vacation. Well, at least they TRIED to get up super early. Naruto didn't really get up SUPER early, just early. Tsunade was about to tell them something.

"Okay, since you're all here why won't you guys go do whatever you want! In this beach of course." "Hey how come the guys get to do whatever they want, and we girls don't?" whined Sakura. "Oh, I mean as in all you guys," said Tsunade. "Guys?" whined Sakura who was still there when all the other girls already left. "Yes, guys! Now go since you're a guy!" said Tsunade who was getting annoyed and left.

Sasuke was sitting in a little lounging chair and drinking some lemonade. To be specific, it was pink lemonade. He was getting a little annoyed since Naruto was being an idiot and kept on asking him to spar and play water polo and all those insane games. Sakura, was trying to impress Sasuke by being herself: stupid and obsessive.

Just then Sasuke saw something that caught his eye. It looked like an image of Orochimaru and his slave Kabuto. "Ahhh!" Sasuke screamed and fell off his chair.

Orochimaru, lying on a chair TRYING to get a tan, turned his head and saw Sasuke. "Sasuke kun! It's so great to see you! How long was it? Um…" said Orochimaru but paused for a while. "I saw you on Friday at the supermarket when you were buying containers," said Sasuke. "And oh yeah, that was not long ago. It was two days ago," he finished. "Oh! Yes, I remember now! I was calling out your name, but…you were ignoring me…" said Orochimaru sounding a little sad. "Give me a break," mumbled Sasuke.

"Ahh! It's Orochimaru! Run for your life!" shouted Naruto who jumped back and got into a ninja stance. "Oh silly, silly, little Naruto. It's my vacation and I don't want to ruin it by dealing with a little paranoid person such as yourself," said Orochimaru putting one of his hand out making a little motion with it and the other on his hips. "So, you're not going to kidnap Sasuke from us?" asked Naruto. "You're making Sasuke sound like an object. But anyways, nope! Not today! But I will get you next time after I enjoy my vacation and get a new tan," said Orochimaru and went back to his chair to tan himself. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura sweat-dropped.

NEJI, TENTEN, AND LEE'S GROUP

"Isn't this just fantastic! Me and you two on a beach, together!" said Lee and smiled with a ping on his teeth. "Yeah! I love the fact Tsunade sama is giving us a break," said Tenten and went in the changing tent to change into her swim suit. She came out a few moments later with a pink swimsuit that has white polka dots on them. She jumped into the water along with Lee and had fun playing with a beach ball or something. Neji, lounged on a lounging chair and peeked at them through his book. Those poor souls. I feel so sorry for them. But it's their fate. Can't change it can they? Thought Neji and looked at his book again.

"Hey Neji! What are you reading?" said a voice. Neji looked up from his book and saw a face close to his and looking down at him. It was Tenten and she was staring at him and his book. "Why does it matter to you about what I read?" scoffed Neji and looked down to read his book again. "I was just wondering. Why won't you come join us? You look…lonely," said Tenten. "No, I'm fine. This book is all the companionship I need," scoffed Neji again and looked down at his book again. Tenten shrug and was kind of mad that she tried to be nice to Neji and he denied it. Didn't that ALWAYS happen?

SHIKAMARU, INO, AND CHOUJI'S GROUP

"Yeah! Vacation!" shouted Ino. Then she stared at Chouji who was eating and Shikamaru…being lazy! "I'm hungry though. We still haven't eaten anything since Sakura's beyond the paranormal cooking," whined Ino. "Hey Shikamaru! Do you think you can get your lazy ass to get us some chow to eat?" asked Ino. "Nah. Too troublesome…" said Shikamaru. Then Ino turned red. "GET US SOME FOOD NOW!" she fumed. Shikamaru just did as he was told and went to get them some chow to eat since women were troublesome and he didn't want to deal with them.

KIBA, HINATA, AND SHINO'S GROUP

"Hey Shino! What the hell is wrong with you? Get in the water and take off that unfashionable oversized overcoat!" shouted Kiba from the water. Shino adjusted his glasses. "No…" he said. "Don't kill everything man! Come on! At least change into swimming trunks!" shouted Kiba. "Where will my bugs go?" asked Shino. "Let them swim too!" said Kiba. "My friends don't like water," said Shino. "K-kiba why won't we just leave S-shino alone," suggested Hinata. "Yes, listen to her and leave me alone…" said Shino and TRIED to look for bugs at the beaches. You…can't really find bugs at the beach.

Tsunade was trying to be a lifeguard to save unfortunate souls from drowning. Actually, she just wants to order people around. "Hey! You over there! No touching seashells! You! No eating seaweed! Hey boy on my left! Don't even stare at me!" Tsunade ordered.

The day was going on fine and everyone was having fun. Or at least some people were.

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Damn! I'm tired! I'll write more later but now I need to go somewhere. Sorries, but its not like I'll be gone forever, right?

Natsuko: I wish you were gone forever!

I don't think so. Go home Natsuko, just go home.

Natsuko: I don't want to. I wanna stay and make stupid remarks.

You were thrown by a forking beach! You're suppose to die!

Natsuko: I'm invincible! Ahahahahhaha!

((throws another forking beach at Natsuko))

Glad she's gone right? Ahahahahaha…please review! Thanx lots!