RVB,EPISODE 2:Spooned by Dom cruz(aka)
doc holliday or betty,if im drunk.
MCSL Dom- I hate master chief.
Tony- What!
MCSL Dom- Yeah! I fucking hate him!
Cef- Why?
MCSL Dom- I dont even think the bastard can talk. seriously,
the first time I met him he could honest to god could only say,
" I need a weapon." What kind of lame ass phrase is that?
The other day I walked past the showers and he was still
saying that he needed a weapon over and over again like
he thought he was a hard ass.
Cef- well, what if he did, you know... need a weapon?
MCSL Dom- who the hell would need a gun in the showers,
the only thing i could think of is if his dick wasnt responding
or something was refusing to go up his ass!
Tony-Oookaay!
MCSL Dom- Yeah, all master chief lovers can go fuck a grunt!
Tony- Do you know what is funny!
MCSL Dom- What!
Tony- M chief is going to be helping us today you jerkass!
MCSL Dom- Ohhhh! Shit!
Church-He's here! Fall In!
(The five spartans fall in,military position,not their toilet)
MCSL Dom- well,m master chief, its nice to see you sir.
Master chief- ...I need a weapon.
(MCSL Dom faints and has a seizure)
Caboose- Sir! what do we do?
Master chief-...it'l hold.
Tucker- What?
Master chief-...We'll make it.
Tony-Oookaaay! this guy is sarring me!
Master chief-...You said there'll be no cameras.
Tucker-What!
(Dom wakes up)
MCSL Dom-What?
Master chief-...I need a weapon.
(Dom passes out again)
Tony- Oh shit! look at all those reds coming at us on Warthogs!
(all blues open fire)
Master chief-...I need a weapon.
(Dom gets up)
MCSL Dom-Fine, take this stupid spoon you jerkass!
(Master chief wipes out all reds with a single toss of the spoon)
Tucker- Holy shit! that was awsome!
MCSL Dom-...You are a fucking god! I love you master chief!
(Dom huggs M Chief)
Master chief-...I need a weapon.
-Fin-
FUN FACTS ABOUT THE CREATOR!
1.His favorite movie is Tombstone.
2.Doc Holliday is his rolemodel,he is a cowboy poker player,
and no, he is not a gay cowboy, he is a drunk one.
3.He is from Tucson Arizona But lives in ohio.
4.He is a moron
5.He playes HALO all day and reads JTHM.
6.Has charactors named after his friends.
7.Wants you to vote for him in the next presidential election.
8.He wants to buy a boat and is also known as senior dom
of el compton.
9.He has just found 10 ways to waste your life along with his own.
10.He needs a weapon .
AUTHORS QUOTE OF THE DAY
Mi amos, senior dom of el compton.