Disclaimer: I don't own Megaman, or Kirby, or an enormous statue of solidified applesauce…Oo Finally, sorry Ch. 5 was crap and short, but you can't do much with a love scene when you're writing in fear of getting your account deleted… Oh ya, don't own Kirby either…

Chapter 6: BladeMan

Lan and Maylu walked to school in silence. Lan figured last night's incident was keeping Maylu quiet. "Maylu look I…" "Oh Lan! I had no idea you were so good at kissing!" Lan immediately stopped talking and blushed. "Yeah, well, you don't slack off either…" said Lan shyly. Lan tried looking everywhere besides at Maylu, fortunately, and familiar friend eased this awkwardness. "Hey! Lan! Maylu! 'Sup?"

"Zack?" said Lan and Maylu in unison. "Yup! How you doin'?" "Uh, we're both fine, but, uh, work on the Japanese." "Huh?" said Zack puzzled, "OH! Heh heh, sorry! ahem You guys fuck last night?"

Lan and Maylu fell over. "Did we what?" they yelled together. "Fuck? You know, ride the pole? Bang? Screw each other? Sex? Intercourse?"

"WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT!" they yelled. "OK, just askin', calm down!" "We're in 8th grade! We cannot!" "Uh, yeah you can, you just…" "We meant that we will not until we're older!" "Reheheallly?" said Zack with a mischievous glint in his eye, "You know, I'm the author of this fic and I feel like making you two screw each other, so I will, maybe later though, right now it's trainin' time!" "…we no longer know what you're talking about, but right now, we have school, so let's go!" Maylu and Lan dragged Zack to school.

At school…

" Ahem My name is Zack Macneg, please call me Zack and only Zack, my navi's name is Kirby.exe, I look forward to making your acquaintance." The rest of the class welcomed Zack. "Alrighty! Now with formal shit outta the way, I can be myself again!" The class fell over. "Excuse me, Zack was it? Your not supposed to cuss in areas of learning," said the teacher. "Oh…'K, I won't then. I'm so…OMG! Look behind you, it's a giant flying bird!" "Right, take your seaaaaaghhhhh!" An enormous bird flew through the windows of the classroom.

As the dust cleared, Lan heard Zack, "Well, that was uncalled for. Kirby!" "Ahoy-hoy?" "…allllllll riiiiiighhhht….check the school to see what happened." "Gotcha!" "Jack-in! Kirby.exe! Power-up!"

In the net…

"Hmm," said Kirby, "Don't see nothin' Zack!" "What? No viruses, nothing?" "A-yup, nothin'."

A navi suddenly fell out of the sky… "Tremble fool, at the great might of…

"BladeMan!" A navi wearing a black and green battle suit and wielding two swords, one short and green, the other long and black appeared. "BladeMan?" "HEY ZACK!" "Yeah?" "I didn't know Tim came here!" "Tim? Holy crap! It's Tim's navi! BladeMan, nice to see you again!" BladeMan sweatdropped, "Oh crap, don't tell I'm in the wrong server again!" Tim's face appeared behind BladeMan, "Yo BM! What's the hold up?" "Tim! It's you!" Tim looked up and saw Zack, "Alex! It's you!" "Alex?" said Lan and Maylu. "Oh crap, Tim! You told them my real name! You weren't supposed to!" "Oh, oops."

Outside in the class…

"So, Tim is it?" asked Lan, "Your navi's BladeMan?" "Yeah, why?" "Hmm, he's kinda like a ProtoMan spinoff, only he looks tougher." "I heard that," said Chaud, he wasn't happy that Lan thought a stranger was stronger than ProtoMan. "Hmm," smirked ProtoMan, "How 'bout a quick battle?" "I won't lose," said BladeMan confidently. "Crap," said AZ (A/N: Alex and Zack, everyone knows my real name now, crap.) "Look, Chaud, you don't wanna fight BladeMan, he's a sword master, and my own navi lost horribly to him, and I was using sword-style, and a Bass-style program advance!" "Which one?" asked Lan. "Huh? Oh, umm…BassSwrdDS." "Oh yeah," said Tim fondly, "I remember, Its got a width of 3 panels and a length of 4." Everyone's jaw dropped. "BladeMan dodged it?" "How dare you!" yelled BladeMan, "I did more than dodge it, I frickin' coutered it and shattered his sword!" Everyone's jaw dropped further. "I don't care," said Chaud, arrogant as ever, "I can still take you with ProtoMan." "Fine," said Tim. "Let's start." They did.

1 minute later…

"Well, that was remarkably easy," said Tim. ProtoMan had been deleted in just 13.752 seconds. Chaud was speechless, then finally, he smiled and spoke, "Excellent," he said, clapping, "An opponent capable of my time. Tim! I want a rematch, but first, I must train." "Hey, Chaud!" said Alex, "I'll train ya!" "Hmm, but you lost to him." "True, but I lasted 23 minutes." Everyone's jaw fell on the floor. "See, you're already excellent, just a little more training!" "Hmm," Chaud nodded. "I swear Tim, and you too BladeMan, I will crush you." Surprisingly, Chaud said this good-naturedly, it seemed he finally had a true challenge to contend with…

"All right guys," said Alex, "All of you! My shop, today, 4:30 P.M. Don't be late. Tell your other friends if you want, the more the merrier, oh, and training cost 50 Zenny per class." Everyone sweatdropped, they expected a higher price. "Oh, wait, on second thought, 100!" Everyone fell over. "You plan on getting the amount of Zenny you could get from fighting a Mettaur from us? Why not ask for more?" said Lan, paying such a small amount made him expect a crappy teacher. "Yeah," said Chaud, "Most places charge 9,500 Zenny." "Well, you guys are my friends, meaning you get a 9,400 Zenny discount!" smiled Alex.

End of Chapter 6

Hmm, kinda crappy, I gotta think abut the story a bit more. Keep reviewing!