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Okay! Sorry for not updating in a while, but to hell with that, I've had stuff to do…
Chapter 9: Spawn of EvilAlex sat in his chair at his computer at home, drumming his fingers on the desk and staring out at the sky; he wasn't really thinking as much as he was daydreaming. sigh "So very bored," he said. He looked back to his computer and noticed he hadn't done much on the paper he was supposed to be writing for his Japanese class the next day. 'It's not fair,' he thought crying comically, 'Why do Tim and Mae get to be good at Japanese, while I struggle?' Alex's eyes were suddenly covered by someone's hands.
"Guess who?" said the voice.
"Gee, Mae, think next time!"
"You guessed right!" said Mae.
"Of course! Tim, you and I are the only people in the house right now! It was a girl's voice, so how wouldn't I know!" said Alex irately.
"Whoa, dude. What's wrong? Don't get so mad," said Mae.
"Ugh, I know, I know, it's just this damn paper is fucking with my head a lot," said Alex, massaging his head.
"Well, make yourself better at Japanese," suggested Mae simply.
"I would, but that would take away the humor of it all," said Alex.
"Yeah, your fic wouldn't be as funny…"
"Well," said Alex, "I'm done." He had typed whatever he felt like, it wasn't as if these grades mattered…
"So, whatcha gonna do?" asked Mae.
"Dunno… TIM!" yelled Alex suddenly.
"WHAT?" yelled Tim, running into the room.
"Hi."
"…Hi?"
"What do you wanna do?" asked Alex.
"I don't care," said Tim.
"Whatta 'bout you, Mae?" asked Alex.
"Uh, how about we get to Lan and Maylu, seeing as this fic is about them?" said Mae.
At Lan's house…Maylu groaned softly as Lan delicately licked one of her nipples.
Suddenly, the door flew open.
"YO LAN AND MAYLU! 'SUP?" yelled Tim, Mae, and Alex at once.
"OH MY GOD! CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR YOU STUPID MORONS!" they yelled.
"Heh, sorry," said Alex apologetically. "Uh, look, you want us to leave? You seem like you'd rather not be bothered.
Lan and Maylu looked at each other, then looked back at the group standing near the door. "Fuck," said Lan.
"Damn straight," said Alex, "Lying naked with your girlfriend, in your room, with no one home, and the doors unlocked screams "Idiot"."
Lan and Maylu dressed quickly and then looked back at Tim, Mae, and Alex. "What are you doing here anyway?" they asked.
"Wondering what to do," replied Tim.
"Got any ideas?" asked Mae.
"Training?" asked Lan.
"Sure, why not? It'd certainly increase your pathetic skills…" said a voice.
Chaud jumped in from the window. "Hello," he said to everyone, "Lan, you're even more of a dumbass than I thought you were, leaving everything unlocked…"
"Grr…"
"I got an idea!" said Alex suddenly.
In the park…"Why are we in the park?" asked Maylu.
"Oops, wrong place…" said Alex sheepishly.
In an isolated, old building…"Why here?" asked Lan.
"The net here is really trashed, perfect for learning to react quickly to your surroundings," said Alex brightly.
An old computer near by was the jack-in point for everyone, and after everyone was jacked in, they began to train with the viruses in the computer.
With Kirby and Shade…"ARGH! Shade! Can't you hit a simple Mettaur with a sword?" yelled Kirby.
"It's moving to fast!" whined Shade.
sweatdrop "Uh, it's a version one…" said Kirby.
"Look Shade, you're so used to not using chips, you suck at using them!" said BladeMan.
BladeMan had decided to take a break from training, and had come to watch Kirby and Shade.
In the real world, Alex was busy trying to up Mae's synchronization with Shade while using chips.
"I think the problem is your scythe can be used over and over, but chips are one shot only," said Alex.
"So I've got to pretend I've got no backup weapon right?" asked Mae.
"Yep."
Shade shot the Mettaur in the eye with a cannon, then cut through two Swordys with normal sword.
Kirby's jaw dropped, it had taken him forever to learn to attack with such precision and efficiency, and then Shade comes along and does it in two seconds…
crying "It's not fair!" said Kirby, "Shade masters something in two seconds, and I takes me weeks!"
"Shut up, you big baby," said Shade.
"All right, Shade," said Kirby, "I think you're ready…"
Shade's eyes widened, "You mean I get to fight…"
"BladeMan!"
"…you? Aww…" said Shade disappointedly.
BladeMan appeared, but swords ready. "Ready Shade?"
"Sure, let's go."
BladeMan rushed at Shade and attempted to slit her throat. Shade vanished the moment his blade came within a centimeter of her.
"Shit. Where'd she go?"
"Yoo hoo! BladeMan? Over here!"
Shade was floating over BladeMan's head.
"How can she do that?" yelled BladeMan.
Shade grinned, and rammed her scythe through BladeMan's head.
"!"
BladeMan stood behind the floating Navi, "You killed me! Or at least you killed my after image…"
Boom. Crack.
A crater was left were BladeMan once stood. "Yes," said Shade happily.
"Miss me," said BladeMan teasingly.
"Grr…DIE DAMMIT!" yelled Shade angrily.
BladeMan stuck out his tongue.
Crick. BladeMan's shades shattered.
"Crap."
The cannon that was once Shade's hand was now a LongSword.
BladeMan pulled another pair of shades out.
"I've got 5,000,000 of these babies…"
"TIME!" yelled Kirby, "NO VICTOR DECIDED! MATCH IS A TIE!"
"Pathetic…" said a voice from the shadows in the net.
"What…the…?"
Megaman, Roll, and ProtoMan rushed over to Kirby, BladeMan and Shade.
"Who is that?" asked Megaman.
"The evil within you all…"
"I am EvilMan…"
"Kirby…within you lives a power stronger than your darksoul…stronger than anything any of you have ever witnessed…"
A navi wearing a black cloak with a large symbol on the back in the shape of moon rising above a broken sun appeared. His hair was long a ghostly silver, and his eyes were a red deeper than blood.
The navi smirked, and snapped his fingers.
Kirby suddenly felt as if someone had replaced his blood with ice. He stood frozen, and suddenly heard Alex yelling, "Kirby! Look at the symbol on your shirt!" The symbol that was normally a yellow star with rounded tips (you know, Kirby's warpstar) had turned into the same symbol as EvilMan's. The symbol flashed once, and then a large hole was left, and Kirby's programming core was exposed. A small sphere of pure data lines, it opened, splitting along the middle, and revealing an extremely small data sphere, surrounded by a black aura. The data comprising the sphere, was not green, but a deep black. EvilMan used pure thought to throw Kirby's friends away. The startled navi's flew across the barren net, landing several feet away from EvilMan. Kirby still couldn't move, and his eyes widened when EvilMan reached for his data core. He pressed one of his fingers into the dark aura, directly into the small, black data sphere. Kirby felt his body lose all feeling completely. Shade, who had started to run back to Kirby, noticed a dramatic change. Kirby's eyes glowed the same deep red that EvilMan's eyes did.
"Mwa ha ha," lauged EvilMan, "The transformation is complete, to seal his evil soul permanently into his thoughts, all he has to do is delete a navi," Evilman eyed Shade, then grabbed her, "This, this navi is your prey! Delete her Evil Kirby, delete the ones you love and care for! DELETE HER!" Shade found herself wrapped in strange black bonds. She looked up at Kirby, he was entirely black, and glowing with an aura that matched his eyes. Alex was speechless, he stood there, staring at the computer screen, afraid to do anything that might harm any of the navis. Shade blinked, then noticed Kirby disappeared. She blinked again. Kirby's face hovered inches from hers. Shade shivered, the coldness of his face was unhuman…
grin "Fool, as if I didn't see that coming…" Kirby lashed out behind him and BladeMan felt Kirby's fingers wrap around his throat. Alex was at a loss, Kirby hovered there, ready to delete friends he had known forever… "Why?"
Things looked horrible from where Megaman, Roll, and ProtoMan were standing…
Deep in the evil that had been released, a faint glimmer that had been trying vainly to make itself brighter, flickered, and died out…
Bass: Well, that's all for now! Wait till Chapter 10! Some stuff will be revealed, like who EvilMan is, and also why Kirby is evil right now! Later!