FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: I am back...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Back again...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Yeah, I'm back...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Tell a friend...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: I am ba–

Fiora: What are you singing?

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: I don't know...

Farina: You know FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252, You have lovely eyes...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: You really think so...wait...WHAT!

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252 falls out of his chair...and struggles to get up...

Fiora: Okay then...Where's the Disclaimer guy?

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: He went on holiday...

Fiora: AGAIN!

Hector: Now that's sad...

Farina:...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Hector, you know the lines...

Hector : FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252 does not own ANY of the FIRE EMBLEM characters, so don't sue...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: You did it right this time...surprising...

Hector: YOU SON OF A–

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Roll it...

Hector: GAAAAAHHH!

Chapter 3

Sain screamed as he struggled to get away from Serra, who was already nibbling his right ear. "PLEASE NO!" Sain pleaded. Serra continued nibbling, ignoring the Paladin's constant pleading. Sain finally gave up pleading, and continued to struggle. Serra Finally quit nibbling his ear. Sain sighed in relief. He looked over at Serra who was looking at him seductively, It wasn't long before Sain felt a hand creep down from his cest to ribs...

Then to his stomach...

Then to the hem of his pants!

"Oh no, please...anything but that" Sain pleaded...

As for Kaylin, Farina had was dragging him toward her tent Literally. Why are they all acting like this? Why do they have these...seducive looks on their faces. Are they in the mood for... Kaylin shook his head violently. No, NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! They can't be in the mood to do stuff...can they...? A flashback moment took over Kaylin's mind.

Flashback:

Lyn held Kaylin in a Full Nelson to keep him from escaping. Canas strolled up to the man and looked at him. "So Kaylin won't tell you what Shenanigans Day is...?" Canas looked at Lyn, then to Nino.

"Yeah, And we were wondering if you could use your new power to pry it out of him." "New power?" Kaylin said as

Canas put a hand up to him. His eyes glowed a bright white color. Kaylin felt dizzy and nearly fainted.

Canas finally took the hand of the dazed tactician's head. "Valentines Day is when you and your special mate get together and do the usual stuff that boyfriends and girlfriends do..." Canas said turning back to the group.

"CANAS YOU FOOOL!" Kaylin yelled. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?" Kaylin finished breathing hard.

Back to reality

Kaylin thought for a moment... AHA! It's what Canas said! "Normal stuff that girlfriends and boyfriends do!" They must think by that, he means DO...IT... Kaylin then timed a quick escape. After a few seconds he struggled to get away from Farina...SUCCESS! Kaylin tore from Farina's grasp and ran toward the tent of his choice. While running from a lovesick and possessed Farina., He passed a few...weird sights.

First off there was Lyn who was cuddling with a confused Rath.

Louise drug Pent out of the tent and away from the encampment they were at.

Rebecca was pummeling Raven in Kisses. Raven squirmed to get away, but It was know use.

Serra...You should already know.

Sain? Same thing...

Ninian had Eliwood cornered in his own tent. Kaylin looked away in disgust when he saw Eliwoods tent flap close.

Vaida sat there alone on a rock. Poor Vaida... Kaylin thought as he passed her.

Fiora was engaged in a conversation with Kent that was based on the outline of love.

Kaylin looked back. Farina was still chasing him. Kaylin looked around for a tent.

I gotta' lose this woman quick Kaylin thought to himself. Without looking Kaylin ducked inside a tent and hope he lost Farina. She stopped and looked around. After a few minutes she shrugged and walked of calling "KAYLIN! DARLING, WHERE ARE YOU?" Kaylin sighed and turned around.

Silence.

A look of shock and worry came across Kaylin's face.

Inside the tent was none other than Florina. She looked up...

Silence(again).

Please don't, please don't cry, for the love of St. Elimine, please don't cry...

Kaylin's thoughts were cut of by Florina's frightened look.

Florina didn't cry...

She screamed louder...

Kaylin covered his ears and fell to the ground. I better get out before you know who shows up...

Kaylin struggled, but got to his feet. He backed out of the tent. Florina stopped screaming only yo break into a storm of tears. Kaylin uncovered his ears in relief. Good now I have to get out of here before you know who shows up... Kaylin turned around.

Too late.

Kaylin was staring into the eyes of a possessed Lyn. If things were unfortunate enough, then they got worse when her cuddle buddy, Rath showed up.

"WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN FLORINA'S TENT!" Lyn screamed. Kaylin jumped back and almost fell back in to Florina's tent. He was now frightened. He didn't say a word. He felt like he had a sword in his stomach. Lyn was glaring Daggers a him. Kaylin began to spew out words. It sounded like this: "IwashidingfromFarina.Thatwomenislovesickanddemented.Imeanfirstofalltherewasthe-" "English please..." Lyn cut him off. Kaylin calmed down then spoke clearly still frightened. "I was running away from Farina when...when-" Kaylin fell unconscious to the ground. He felt a Boot hit the back of his head hard. I never thought that this day would end...so badly... Was his last thought.

Hours Later

Kaylin woke up in a daze. He was in a tent. I wasn't Serra's He sat up looking at a blurry figure. The figure stared at him. "Are you okay?" The figure said. "Yeah, I'm fine..." Kaylin managed to say. "GOOD, because I have a surprise for you..." The figure chirped. "Huh?" Kaylin looked confused. He waited for his vision to clear. When it finally did kaylin got a better glimpse at the figure.

Kaylin almost screamed. His face turned a dark red. His nose started to bleed.

"I see you like my new armor" the figure teased.

Kaylin continued to look the figure over. He looked frightened.

Kaylin was staring at a naked Farina...

"Your not thinking..."

Farina nodded her head.

"You can't do that it's still day time..." Kaylin said cheering up.

Farina opened the tent flap to reveal a starry sky with a pale moon. Farina closed th flap.

"I hope Guy can arrange my funeral..." Kaylin said as Farina took a step toward him.

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: How is Kaylin going to get out of that?

Fiora:...

Farina: I love you FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!

Fiora: Are you okay sister?

Lyn: Whatever happened to Sain?

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: I don't know yet. I haven't been by Serra's tent lately...

Sain's screams are once again heard in the background. This time louder...

Fiora: Now can we let him out!

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: I'm not sure?

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: You, In front the computer...Should I let Sain out, or keep him with Serra?

Fiora: Read and Review Please...NO FLAMES!

Lyn: Be sure to answer FIREEMBLEMFREAK's Question.