FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Thank to my faithful reviewers, with your answers I got this story going.
Lyn: Just get on with it...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Alright, alright...touche, touche-AHHH
Farina: Ooooooh
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Yes those are big guns aren't they, please do me a fovor and DON'T TOUCH 'EM...
Farina: Okay ...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Now where were we...Oh yeah, we going to Keep Sain in the tent.
Lyn:...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: I just want to take this opportunity to thank one my reviewers for stating something that hasn't happened yet.
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: About Erk and Priscilla, There's a funny twist about that.
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Hector?
Hector: FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252 does not own ANY of the FIRE EMBLEM characters, so don't sue.
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: ROLL IT!
Chapter 4
Farina took another step toward Kaylin. Oh man... He thought. He looked around frantically, and spotted his advantage. He grabbed a nearby sack and held in front of the seductively possessed lady. "Look Farina, MONEY!" Kaylin said. He shook the bag to make the money jingle. "Don'cha wanna' count ya money?" Kaylin asked in a persuasive tone. To his surprise, Farina did something she's NEVER done before. Farina knocked the bag from Kaylin's hand. Gold pieces were spread about the floor. Kaylin gave her a nervous look. "Heh heh...guess not..." Farina was now at the end of the bed and began crawling closer to the frightened tactician. Kaylin could only stare at her hopelessly. She got closer
and closer
and CLOSER!
After a few minutes she was staring right into his eyes. She giggled and wrapped her arms around Kaylin. "Please don't..." Kaylin pleaded. It was no use. Kaylin remembered. "HAH, You can't do it. Why? I'm still in close!" Kaylin said in a cheery, and triumphant tone. She moved back, and moved the bed cover to reveal an unpleasant sight. Kaylin looked down and noticed that although he had on a shirt. He wasn't wearing pants. Worse come to worse, no underwear either. Kaylin sweatdropped. "Oh shoot..." Kaylin said. Farina was sitting on his legs just below his kneecaps, and was inching toward the man. Prey... Was the only thing on her mind, or so Kaylin guessed. She was now at his lower thighs and was still scooting up to her target. Kaylin closed his eyes and looked away It's over... was his last though. Before she could even begin the whole process, a loud rooster crow was heard around the encampment. She stopped what she was ABOUT to do, got dressed, and ran out of the tent. Kaylin didn't hesitate and did the same. He ran out of the tent and stood in the middle of the encampment. He looked as the members of Eliwood's army came out of there tents. Kaylin saw some really bad sights. About half the tents.. Were empty. They were all the Girls tents(except for Serra's, of course).
First, Ninian and Eliwood emerged from Eliwood's tent. Ninian looked like she had been drugged with Viagra(If that's spelled right). She had a...pleasurable look on her face. Eliwood came out finally. His hair was messed up badly, his pants were missing the belt, His shirt was unbuttoned, and his face was covered in red lipstick. He too had the same look as Ninian.
Next there was Jaffar. He and Nino walked out of Jaffar's tent. Jaffar's shitr was unbuttoned so his muscular chest was showing. His hair was messed up like Eliwood's. His face too was covered in lipstick.
Guy surprisingly came out alone. No Priscilla. He looked like he didn't mind.
Erk came out alone as well.
Rebecca came out with Raven. His face was red. And his shirt was unbuttoned too like the rest of the people that came out of there tents.
Kaylin looked both surprised and confused at the same time. The only couple that didn't emerge from their tent was Sain and Serra. Kaylin got curious and walked up to Serra's tent. Sain flew out of the tent and landed right in front of Kaylin's feet. "Please help me Kaylin!" He screeched in terror. Kaylin just looked at him in astonishment. He was missing his shirt. Kaylin didn't even want to know about his pants. He heard a high pitched voice in side the tent. "SSSSSAAAAAAAIIIIIIINYYYYYYYYY!" the voice screeched in a harsh, zombie like tone. Two hands emerged from the tent and grabbed Sain. "No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sain screamed as his body was yanked back into the tent.the ripping of pants was heard in the tent along with a lot of shuffling. Kaylin backed away from the tent and turned around and got another big surprise. Louise and Pent came back into the encampment. None of them looked any different. Next was Lyn and Rath. Lyn came out first, then Rath. Kaylin thought he heard Lyn say "Whew...that was wild..." Unfortunately he did. Rath nodded in agreement. WAS THAT LYN? Kaylin thought to himself. He looked around and was soon chased off by a lovesick Farina.
Erk decided to take a walk. He was a little tired of seeing couple after couple kiss and do indecent things to each other. He found himself walking through the woods. Erk sighed. "Finally, some peace, quiet, and tranquilit-AAAAAIIIIIIIII" Erk screamed as a feminine figure tackled him. Erk finally shoved the figure off of him and got a closer look.
"PRISCILLA?"
"Yes...?" She answered blushing. "Why aren't you with Guy?" Erk asked. "What do you mean?" Priscilla looked at Erk in confusion. "What do you mean 'What do I mean'?" Erk began. "You were staring right at him..." Erk finished looking down. Realization dawn on Priscilla's head. "OH! HA HAH HA HAH HAH...I was looking passed guy at you silly." She gave Erk a half-drunken grin and hugged him. Erk didn't move. Oh yeah, now I remember. I strolled passed guy while Priscilla looking his way... Erk thought. Priscilla squeezed him tight as if she were holding on to her favorite teddy bear. Erk still didn't move. "What about Guy?" Erk asked. "I told him the whole thing...he looked relieved for some reason..." she shrugged and burried her head in Erk's chest. Erk sighed and returned her tight embrace. He laid his head on hers. They stayed this way in silence for a while.
Kaylin was being chased by Farina. He ducked inside a tent an hoped it wasn't Florina's. Fortunately it wasn't. Kaylin strode into the tent and looked around. "Well, well, well, look who decided to come for some straight up lovin'..." A feminine voice said. Kaylin turned around
No...Not again...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: OOOOOOHHHH this is going to be good...
Farina tackles FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: ARRRRGGGGHHHH!
Fiora: Farina, get off of him this instant!
Farina whimpers like a dog and returns to her seat.
Lyn: Okay...That was weird.
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Anyway...
Fiora: Doesn't anyone ever wonder what will happen if Raven ever Finds erk and priscilla?
Priscilla: I don't want to go there...
Erk: I think I'll stick with my sweeties idea...
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: WHAT?
Lyn: Read and review please...