FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: I am back...

Back a-

Lyn: WILL YOU QUIT SINGING THAT?

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Hey, Check out the 'tude on uncle Leroy...

Lyn: WHAT?

Farina laughs manically...then tackles FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: FOR THE LOVE OF-

Farina kisses FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252 passionately...FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252 faints...

Farina: Sweetie?

Erk: HEY, that's my word!

Priscilla: Oh hush darling...

Erk:...

Fiora: Just...Just...Disclaimer guy...please

Fiora looks down in disgust.

Disclaimer: FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252 does not own ANY of the FIRE EMBLEM characters, so please don't sue...

Fiora: ROLL IT PLEASE!

Chapter 5

Erk closed his eyes. He felt a throbbing pain in his chest. His face turned dark red. His embrace around Priscilla tightened. She had unbuttoned his shirt (which Erk didn't notice until now) and was licking his chest! Erk looked down and noticed this but didn't do anything. He was somewhat in a state of small pleasure and, a lot of confusion. "Priscilla..." Erk muttered between two licks. She looked up. "Yes...?" She answered in a shy tone. "What are you doing...?" Erk asked, still confused, but a little relieved. Priscila considered his question into thought before saying. "You were cold..." She stopped and continued licking his chest.Is she enjoying this? Erk thought. Erk moaned on every other word he was trying to say while she was still licking his chest. "PrisCILLA, JUST because I'm cold DOESN'T mean you have to WARM me up..." Erk stopped, realizing what he just said. Priscilla could only giggle softly. Now I KNOW she's enjoying this... Erk replied to his own thought.

Kaylin was in Farina's tent, frightened like a mouse. She moved closer, but didn't seem to take off her close. Before Kaylin could speak(Or shout for help), he felt an object hit him hard in the head.

Hours later

Kaylin woke up in the arms of his (Now smiling) lover. "Your not getting away this time..." She said. In an instant Kaylin found himself wrapped in the arms of a naked Farina. Their clothes(BOTH of them) were secured tightly in a chest. Kaylin looked at his surroundings. Apparently the army got tired and wanted to stop at an inn... Kaylin thought as he looked around their room. Farina kissed him and pushed him down on the bed. Now it's REALLY over... Kaylin thought to himself. Just then there was a knock on the door. Farina got dressed quickly and opened the door. "Yes Pent...?" She said in a polite tone of voice. Oh brother... Kaylin thought. "I humbly request to see Lord Kaylin please..." Pent replied. "Is That Marcus, or Pent trying to ACT like Marcus...?" Kaylin whispered to himself. "Yes...one moment please..." Farina replied and shut the door. In a mattered of seconds, Kaylin was quickly clothed and shoved out the door almost knocking Pent over. Kaylin cleared his throat. "So...What's up Pent?" Kaylin said. "It's about Jaffar and Nino..." Pent began. Kaylin gave him his I-KNOW-where-this-is-going look. "Nino has been acting a little weird lately..." Pent said. "You know this how?" Kaylin asked. "Well...Jaffar came out of his and Nino's room right?" Pent said. "Right..." Kaylin motioned him to continued. "And well...he looked...different..." Pent said hesitatingly. "How so?" Kaylin asked a little confused. "His hair was messed up...uuuhh...his shirt was unbuttoned...and-" "Get to the point, please. I know your hiding something about those two..." Kaylin cut him off. Pent sighed. "His pant's were undone so his..." Pent trailed off. Kaylin 's eyes buldged. "And Nino had her hand on his...and was Feeling his..." Pent trailed off again. Kaylin's jaw dropped. "BUT SHE'S JUST A KID RIGHT?" Kaylin yelled. "SHHHH...calm down Kaylin..." Pent said. Kaylin was breathing hard. "Actually Kaylin, she's 16...Just like you..." Pent said. "And Jaffar is..." Kaylin said.. "somewhere from 23-25..." Pent said. "Did Jaffar do anything, or respond in that matter?" Kaylin asked panicking. "Not a single thing...He in fact was...was..." Pent trailed off. "OUT WITH IT MAN!" Kaylin yelled.

"Smiling..." Pent finished.

"Okay then...thanks for telling..." Kaylin said and walked back into the room where him and Farina were bunking (Unfortunately). Pent went downstairs to join his wife in whatever she was doing. Kaylin stood in the room and looked at the floor. "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!" he screamed. "Your just in time honey..." Farina said in her sexy bad girl voice. "Kaylin looked up. She stood there(Naked, of course) with her hand in the bed post. Kaylin looked down.

Why didn't I just follow pent...?

Vaida entered the inn and saw that everyone was with their Lovers cuddling. She looked around and saw Ninian cuddling a stunned Eliwood. Hector just sat by him and watched. "Heh heh heh, suck's be you..." Hector said teasingly, and instantly found himself in the arms of a drunken Karla. "OH #$" he screeched before being drag off into the darkness. "SERVES YOU RIGHT" Eliwood yelled. Ninian had fallen asleep. Vaida walked to the bar and up to the counter. "What will you have madam...?" He innkeeper said. Vaida looked down. "Five large bottles of Illian rum please..." she said. The innkeeper looked shocked, but he pulled out five large bottles of Illian rum. Vaida sighed and began the first one.

Erk and Priscilla were in a room of their at the farthest corner of the hall. For some reason, Priscilla asked Eliwood for a room with Sound proof walls. Erk sat on their bed with a look of worry. Is it possible that I was dragged into this? He thought over and over again. Priscilla finally came out of the bathroom. Erk looked up and sweat dropped. "Priscilla!" Erk said backing away. Priscilla was standing in the door way half naked with an idiotic lop-sided grin of pure joy slapped on her face. "This isn't you dear...uuhh...what's going o- " Erk trailed off when Priscilla tackled him. I guess my dream of staying a bachelor won't be a reality... Was Erks last thought.

Sain and Serra were in another sound-proof room, for obvious reasons. Serra never gave up on Sain, and Sain was still screaming help, and Serra...well...lets just say she was having too much fun. Sain screamed as loud as he could. But no one heard him. Not even Matthew.

Kaylin woke up. "What happened...?" he said. "Something wild..." Farina said with a smile on her face. Kaylin's eyes bulged. "Please tell me that you...me...We didn't..." Kaylin trailed off.Farina nodded happily. "Oh come on. It wasn't that bad was it?" she said looking at Kaylin.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Kaylin woke up breathing hard. "Just a dream..." He said, trying to calm himself down. He looked beside him and found Farina fast asleep. Kaylin gasped and pulled of the cover. He checked over himself again and again for any unpleasant signs.

Nothing.

"Whew..." Kaylin said. He pulled the cover over him and the Sleeping beauty right beside him and drifted off to sleep. He slept happily...For now...

Kaylin was unaware that Farina was still awake. She inched closer to the man and wrapped an arm around him. She smiled and opened one eye.

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: I don't like where this is going...

Fiora: Nether do I...

Lyn: How cute...

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: WHAT! LYN, ARE YOU DRUNK!

Lyn: No...I'm just a sucker for love...

Fiora:...

Farina: I agree with Lyn...

Farina eyes FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252...

Fiora: I hope that what looks like it's going to happen won't actually happen...Right?

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: I hope so too...

Lyn: FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252...what about Sain?

Fiora: Yes...he may be a pervert and all, but don't you think he's suffered enough?

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Yeah, I guess so...

Lyn: Kaylin might have to restrain Serra for the rest of the story.

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Or just make her go Mid-evil on Matthew...

Lyn:...you know...that might work...

Fiora: NO WAY, THERE IS NO WAY THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN!

FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Maybe...Read and review please...