Title: Explainations

Disclaimer: Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine I tell you – okay maybe not all mine…or even a little bit mine. You can all stop dashing my dreams now!

Dedication: For Ju, Annie, Amber and Betty for keeping me entertained for 24hrs straight on the weekend when the sleep fairy went on strike. Great company even if it did come via email from the other side of the world in some cases. You guys rock.

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Two as One by Trainerker

A/N: R2R's are at the bottom of the chap as one explanation would have given parts of this chapter away. Yesterday I did my Media exam and spend 2hrs saying how great CSI was – def. one of my better exams. Well I'm gonna go revise for Psychology tomoz…you can wish me luck when you review (can you see the review hint there lol) A special thanks for Bekka who typed this for you – if she hadn't you might be luck and get in sometime next week lol.

"Greg! I'm going to kill you." Sara spat as the guys turned to look at her. "This is all your fault!"

"How come? You mentioned it." Greg asked, confused.

"You wouldn't give any coffee!" She said, hitting him with the pillow she had been sitting on.

"Hey that hurt! You're going down Sidle." Greg gave a war cry before leaping at Sara. Nick and Warrick hid under the table as pillows went flying around the room.

"Go on Sara!" Nick yelled as Sara hit Greg in the stomach with a pillow.

"My money's on Greg," Warrick said, reaching for Nick's hand to shake, "$20"

"Yeah. Ouch!" Nick said as Sara got tackled to the floor.

"Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!" Warrick chanted as Catherine came through the door.

"What on earth is going on?" She asked joining Nick and Warrick under the table.

"Sara told us that Greg wore choo-choo boxers and has a teddy called Sophie because Greg wouldn't let her have some of his coffee. Now Sara's pissed because we want to know how Greg got Sara to sleep with him." Nick updated.

"$20 on Sara?" She asked. Warrick nodded.

"Right, Greg! Leave her alone. NOW!" Catherine yelled at Greg making him drop the pillow and Sara scored the last hit.

"I win! Loser!" Sara laughed.

"Cheat." He muttered.

"Hand over the money." Catherine turned on Warrick.

"Cheat." He muttered, handing over the cash.

"Sara. How do you know about Greg's boxers?" Catherine asked Sara, glaring at Greg.

"We were drunk and decided we didn't want to just go home, so we went back to Greg's house and watched series 7 of Power Rangers, and then flicked through Postman Pat, Thomas the Tank Engine and Care Bears, okay?" Sara mumbled.

"Ha!" Warrick cried, "And you complained about me liking the Teletubbies. You watch the Care Bears!"

"Hey man, what's wrong with the Care Bears?" Nick asked looking shocked.

"They're evil, man. Like under-your-bed, nightmares evil." Warrick whispered.

"Nothing evil lives under your bed Warrick," Grissom said, walking into the break room. "Fred is the only thing under there."

"Fred?" Greg looked at his boss.

"Yes Greg, Fred. The friendly monster that lives under the bed and goes on picnics with the fairies next door and the garden gnomes." Grissom replied. "Now hadn't you better get back to work?"

The others just looked at him.

A/N2: Fred is the monster that lives under the bed of the 7yr old I babysit. Fred makes sure he doesn't have nightmares and beats up the bad monsters as well has having loads of adventures lol. Fred belongs to me so pls don't take him from under the bed :)

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Unlikely-to-bear-it – I'm glad you're still enjoying this. Your right Stuck is amazing. I'm always giggling so bad by the end of each chapter. I though the Nick line was great as well. It's one of my fave lines so far from my fic. PINK!

Dnagal – Thanks! I'm gald ppl like it – actually it's scary how much pplseem to like it lol. Honsetly, I never though I woulf get this many good review fro just three chapters. It's mad – thanks for the review :)

Crookepen – Your right about how some of this stuff can be in the show and I'm glad that ppl think that – it means that I'm keep to character and not destroying them lol. I think its another reason why ppl can find it so funny because they can see that chars doing it. Oh and next chap is called 'Dancing Queen' lol

FicFreak6 – Your welcome. When I started posting I got into the habit of recommending fics that I've read that I think ppl would like too. As it went along I started to put up authors who'd only had one or two fics up but were really good thinking well if anyone actually ready the A/N's then I'd be helping boost someones reviews and getting some of the newer writers known a bit more. It always seems like those that have 7 or 8 fics have about 50 review a chapter while those with 1 or 2 sometimes don't get any so I hunt though for fics that are good and need recognition for that.

Celsie – Is this update quick enough for you lol. I'm glad you think this fic is so good. Chapter 5 will be up soon but then I'm taking a brak for about a week. I might have more stuff up after that. :)

Sidlegirl21 – Okay I'm not going to rant here. Just to clarify I have mentioned sex in this fic but only once and that was in the first part when I mentioned Karma Sutra. Other that that I've left it up to the reader to put in there own mental images of Greg in boxers. If you think that there is too much sex within the fic it's because you're adding it, not me. I was trying to do it so if ppl wanted they could assume it, nothing more – I have a 12yr old reading this so I'm not going to have them in full detail doing the dirty. I'm sorry if it offended you and did seem like there was too much in here. Thanks for the review.

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