"Weee!" Harpie starts off the story in a very pointless way, "Hey it's another one of those random stories that don't make any sense :D Hehe… and it's about… SOUP!"

"What the fuck?" Kai states.

Tyson smiles, "I like soup"

Harpie says flatly, "Yeah well in this story you don't know what it is."

Tyson gives upset and astonished look, "Me don't know soup?" he sniffles, "But Tyson know ALL foods!" begins to cry and takes out his degree from one of his jean pockets, who the hell keeps something as important as a degree in their clothing? "I have a PH. E!"

Rei tries to prove Tyson wrong, "Don't you mean a PH.D?"

Tyson takes out his newspaper, "Quiet kitty boy!" he smacks Rei with the newspaper, "Professors said that they have never seen such knowledge of food before, so they created a new degree, and gave it to me! Hehe, get it? Degree and me? IT RHYMES!"

"K, someone needs to get laid" Max rolls his eyes.

Harpie gives Tyson a weird look, "Okay, anyways, on with the story! R/R! Oh and, I do not own Beyblade, Campbells soup, Whiskas, Mr. Clean, and those monkeys with symbols, you know what I'm talking about."

Rei's stomach begins to growl,

"Soo… hungry… must get… food" he mopes.

Tyson overhears Rei, "Wow you're hungry too? Oh my god, Rei! We must be twins!"

"What?" Max yells in shock, he's nearly in tears :'(, "But Tyson, you told me last time that I was your twin!"

"Quiet Constantly-on-drugs boy!" Says Tyson while smacking Max with a newspaper.

"Ouch!" He shrieks. "Wah! I want a divorce Tyson!"

"Oh yeah baby…" a sound comes from the corner. Max and Tyson look at Kai.

"Kai, are you reading playboy?" asks Tyson.

Kai looks at the two Bladebreakers nervously. "Eh what… Umm…" he sweats, "No I'm not, YOU are! Filth dirty bastard! PERVERT!"

Kai throws the magazine at Tyson and quickly jumps out of a window.

Max smiles, "Hehe, I like Kai :)"

Just then, a loud ding is heard coming from the kitchen.

"What was that?" Tyson wonders.

Rei comes out of the kitchen and into the living room, carrying a hot bowl of soup. "Oh nothing, that was just my soup in the microwave".

Tyson gives Rei a confused look, like this "o.O"

"What, you want some?" Rei offers.

"What the hell is soup?"

"You don't know what soup is?" Max asks surprisingly.

All of a sudden, the person who created Campbell's Soup (sorry if I spelt that wrong) appears. He slaps Tyson across the face, "Shame on you! You're a disgrace to all food lovers!" He then takes Tyson's Food University degree and rips it into tiny pieces. Tyson nearly has a breakdown.

"My GOD! My degree! That took me a whole day at F.U to get! You sick sick person!" He kicks the Campbell's guy and sends him flying out of the window. Kai then appears.

"Hey I'm back from Jamaica!"

"Whoa, where'd you come from?" asks Tyson.

Rei gives Kai a weird look. "Why the hell did you go to Jamaica?"

Kai slaps both Rei and Tyson. "Don't ask so many questions!"

"Yes Kai…" answer Rei and Tyson in pain. Rei then finally begins to nibble on his soup, but then Tyson grabs it away from him.

"Yo dude! You can only eat food, and that's NOT food!"

"Tyson, this is soup, soup is a type of food -.-"

"Uh Rei, I think I KNOW food when I see it, I mean, I DID graduate from F.U!"

Max begins to pick up the tiny pieces of Tyson's diploma off the ground.

"Hey… this isn't a food degree!"

"Yeah it is!"

"NO! It's a degree for… CLOWN COLLEGE! Congrats Tyson, you're a professional clown!"

"SAY WHAT?" exclaims Tyson in disbelief.

"OOOOOOOH!" Max shrieks, "Yay! You can be the clown at my birthday party then! All of you guys are invited by the way!"

"Then what the hell does F.U stand for?" asks Tyson.

"I think it stands for Freak University. You know, ClownsFreaks, get it?" answers Kai.

"My god… this is so hurting yo!"

"Weird how a pig like you could eat so much, and not know what soup is." Rei comments.

"You don't know what soup is?" Kai's stunned, "GOD! You idiot… IDIOT!"

The Campbell's guy reappears. "Ugh, I know isn't he?"

Tyson looks irritated. "Err… I thought I kicked you out!" He said as he kicked the Campbell's guy out of the window.

Max turns to Tyson, "What kind of food have you been eating then, Tyson?"

"You know, what every other growing kid eats; pencil shavings, plutonium, and that Whiskas stuff. Have no idea why they have a cat on there? OH! And for desert, it's Mr. Clean all the way!"

Kai smack his forehead, "Tyson you imbecile! That's not food!"

"Yeah," states Max, "Pencil shavings are… well… pencil shavings, but they do not fall into the category of god damn food!"

Rei nods, "And plutonium is a type of element, you can find it on the Periodic Table of-"

"Dude, no one cares" Kai interrupts Rei.

"Jeez Kai, you could at least be supportive once in a while"

"Hey, I'm Kai, what do you expect? Anyways, and Mr. Clean is not a desert either… it's a fucking cleaning detergent. -.-"

Tyson puts his finger on his lip in a confused way, "o.O Oh… No wonder my doctors said I have cancer!"

Everyone hugs Tyson after hearing the awful news. Tyson then burst out laughing

"Ahahahahaha, you stupid cunts, I was just playing with you. The fuck I got cancer!"

Max roles his eyes, "Very funny genius"

"Haha, I know! Wait hold up…. Kai, did you just… did you just… did you just hug me?"

Everyone looks at Kai's mortified face.

"O.O I… I… my god I don't know…"

People back away from Kai. Kai breaks into tears.

He sniffs twice, "You guys backing away from me is so hurtful… I, emotionless Kai, have feeling to you know?"

Rei mumbles, "Yes, cause that makes sense… ANYWAYS" begins to speak in normal tone "so Tyson, soup?"

"Oh yeah! Lemme try that stuff,"

Tyson tries the soup and gives a look of absolute astonishment.

"WOAH! That's some crazy shit man! It's like food… but not food… And like a drink… but not a drink… I'll call it FRINK!"

Max jumps around and claps his hands spontaneously like one of those toy monkeys with symbols.

"YAY! I like Frink!"

Kai and Rei glance at each other, "Frink?"

Kai reminds Tyson, "Tyson, it's called soup -.-"

Tyson smack Kai with a newspaper, "Quiet cold-heartless-secretly-turns-me-on-boy!"

Kai's eyes begin to water and has a baby-ish look on his face,

"Ouch! WAAAH! That hurt Tyson!"

Tyson laughs madly and jumps on the couch and points at everyone,

"Mwahahahaha… ALL OF YOU ARE MY BITCHES NOW!"

Rei raises one of his eyebrows, "Okay this is getting retarded, when the hell does this gay ass story end?"

Harpie smiles, "Ehehe… done :)"

Kai gives a standing ovation and claps his hands, "WOW! That was the most GAYEST story I have ever read in my LIFE!"

Maxy smiles, "Hehe, I liked it :)"

Rei shakes his head in disgust, "Why do I swear so much? What if the children in my village read this?"

"Whoa, people in you village can actually READ? O.O" Tyson remarks.

"Yes…" Harpie begins, "My random soup story, very interesting. More random stories to come later! I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! Mr. Clean and plutonium for all!"

Tyson shouts, "Yay!"